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The Password To A Woman's Heart

AhMeng

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Japanese man asks for the password to women’s hearts, learns something he didn’t want to know

jp-1.png

Female coworker tells him it isn’t what you say, but how you…

An uncountable number of movies, TV shows, and books are love stories, and with good reason. Who doesn’t enjoy a good romance, right?

But it’s important to remember that like all works of fiction, the most entertaining on-screen/on-page romances get their charge from sudden twists and tension-filled conclusions. For the purpose of making the connection between the lovers as impactful as possible, things usually come down to a singular dramatic moment, when the guy says just the right thing to win the heart of the woman he desires, making the romantic triumph a matter of saying the correct password.

Looking to improve his luck with the ladies, Japanese Twitter user @DT_aoki asked a female coworker to tell him just what that password is, but ended up getting an entirely different kind of insider information than he’d been hoping for.

“I told a female coworker ‘I just can’t figure out the password to open up women’s hearts,’ and she told me ‘Women’s hearts don’t open with a password, They open with facial recognition.’”
Basically, according to the coworker, the key to opening a woman’s heart isn’t being eloquent, it’s being handsome.

“I understand, but I was happier not knowing that,” finished @DT_aoki, apparently dejected at the idea that his lack of good looks will forever lock him out of the game of romance. However, a number of Twitter commenters were quick to offer a cynical workaround.

You can get around the facial recognition lock with a bank account confirmation.”
“By paying the required fee, you can bypass the facial rcognition system. However, your service may be cancelled at any time.”
“The proper face for the facial recognition system is Yukichi Fukuzawa [the man on the 10,000-yen bill, Japan’s largest form of currency].”
“This face should work fine.”


A more level-headed response, though, came from this commenter.

“There is a password, of sorts, for a woman’s heart. However, depending on her specific password, the keywords are different. It’s a very complicated authorization process. Also, please be advised that an incorrect password entry can result in a permanent lockout.”
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In other words, as much as @DT_aoki may want on, there’s no all-access password that will melt the heart of each and every woman on the planet, so the only thing to do is pay attention and get to know the woman as an individual so that you’ll learn which words she wants to hear from you.

Source: Twitter/@DT_aoki via Hachima Kiko
Top image: Pakutaso
Insert image: Pakutaso
 

Patriot

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“The proper face for the facial recognition system is Yukichi Fukuzawa [the man on the 10,000-yen bill, Japan’s largest form of currency].”

Hahaha!

I like the above answer.

Actually, I would think it depends on the country of origin.

But I think the most internationally accepted face for the facial recognition system is Benjamin Franklin.
 

Baccara77

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The password is "limelight". Young women are a sucker for limelight. As a bf if you are handsome she will steal the limelight from her friends. If you are rich and drives a BMW, again, she will steal the limelight from her friends. Young women crave to be the object of envy of her friends.
 

nightsafari

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Japanese man asks for the password to women’s hearts, learns something he didn’t want to know

jp-1.png

Female coworker tells him it isn’t what you say, but how you…

An uncountable number of movies, TV shows, and books are love stories, and with good reason. Who doesn’t enjoy a good romance, right?

But it’s important to remember that like all works of fiction, the most entertaining on-screen/on-page romances get their charge from sudden twists and tension-filled conclusions. For the purpose of making the connection between the lovers as impactful as possible, things usually come down to a singular dramatic moment, when the guy says just the right thing to win the heart of the woman he desires, making the romantic triumph a matter of saying the correct password.

Looking to improve his luck with the ladies, Japanese Twitter user @DT_aoki asked a female coworker to tell him just what that password is, but ended up getting an entirely different kind of insider information than he’d been hoping for.

“I told a female coworker ‘I just can’t figure out the password to open up women’s hearts,’ and she told me ‘Women’s hearts don’t open with a password, They open with facial recognition.’”
Basically, according to the coworker, the key to opening a woman’s heart isn’t being eloquent, it’s being handsome.

“I understand, but I was happier not knowing that,” finished @DT_aoki, apparently dejected at the idea that his lack of good looks will forever lock him out of the game of romance. However, a number of Twitter commenters were quick to offer a cynical workaround.

You can get around the facial recognition lock with a bank account confirmation.”
“By paying the required fee, you can bypass the facial rcognition system. However, your service may be cancelled at any time.”
“The proper face for the facial recognition system is Yukichi Fukuzawa [the man on the 10,000-yen bill, Japan’s largest form of currency].”
“This face should work fine.”


A more level-headed response, though, came from this commenter.

“There is a password, of sorts, for a woman’s heart. However, depending on her specific password, the keywords are different. It’s a very complicated authorization process. Also, please be advised that an incorrect password entry can result in a permanent lockout.”
In other words, as much as @DT_aoki may want on, there’s no all-access password that will melt the heart of each and every woman on the planet, so the only thing to do is pay attention and get to know the woman as an individual so that you’ll learn which words she wants to hear from you.

Source: Twitter/@DT_aoki via Hachima Kiko
Top image: Pakutaso
Insert image: Pakutaso
wat a loser! what a dumb way to approach a woman. no wonder Japan's birth rate is falling. the men have no idea how to talk to women.
 

laksaboy

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Basically, according to the coworker, the key to opening a woman’s heart isn’t being eloquent, it’s being handsome.

Of course, no woman wants to be penetrated and impregnated by an ugly man. Inferior genes.

Even some prostitutes are selective of the clients they service. No blackie lanjiao means no blackie lanjiao.
 

mojito

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Japanese man asks for the password to women’s hearts, learns something he didn’t want to know

jp-1.png

Female coworker tells him it isn’t what you say, but how you…

An uncountable number of movies, TV shows, and books are love stories, and with good reason. Who doesn’t enjoy a good romance, right?

But it’s important to remember that like all works of fiction, the most entertaining on-screen/on-page romances get their charge from sudden twists and tension-filled conclusions. For the purpose of making the connection between the lovers as impactful as possible, things usually come down to a singular dramatic moment, when the guy says just the right thing to win the heart of the woman he desires, making the romantic triumph a matter of saying the correct password.

Looking to improve his luck with the ladies, Japanese Twitter user @DT_aoki asked a female coworker to tell him just what that password is, but ended up getting an entirely different kind of insider information than he’d been hoping for.

“I told a female coworker ‘I just can’t figure out the password to open up women’s hearts,’ and she told me ‘Women’s hearts don’t open with a password, They open with facial recognition.’”
Basically, according to the coworker, the key to opening a woman’s heart isn’t being eloquent, it’s being handsome.

“I understand, but I was happier not knowing that,” finished @DT_aoki, apparently dejected at the idea that his lack of good looks will forever lock him out of the game of romance. However, a number of Twitter commenters were quick to offer a cynical workaround.

You can get around the facial recognition lock with a bank account confirmation.”
“By paying the required fee, you can bypass the facial rcognition system. However, your service may be cancelled at any time.”
“The proper face for the facial recognition system is Yukichi Fukuzawa [the man on the 10,000-yen bill, Japan’s largest form of currency].”
“This face should work fine.”


A more level-headed response, though, came from this commenter.

“There is a password, of sorts, for a woman’s heart. However, depending on her specific password, the keywords are different. It’s a very complicated authorization process. Also, please be advised that an incorrect password entry can result in a permanent lockout.”
In other words, as much as @DT_aoki may want on, there’s no all-access password that will melt the heart of each and every woman on the planet, so the only thing to do is pay attention and get to know the woman as an individual so that you’ll learn which words she wants to hear from you.

Source: Twitter/@DT_aoki via Hachima Kiko
Top image: Pakutaso
Insert image: Pakutaso
BiggusDicku5
 

mojito

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Loyal
The password is "limelight". Young women are a sucker for limelight. As a bf if you are handsome she will steal the limelight from her friends. If you are rich and drives a BMW, again, she will steal the limelight from her friends. Young women crave to be the object of envy of her friends.
Not lasting one. Fickle is the woman heart! :unsure:
 

AhMeng

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"If you run away into the forest, I will cut down all the trees and find you. If you swim away in the sea, I will drain the oceans to locate you".

Liddat can be password to her heart? :biggrin:
 

AhMeng

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How to Win a Woman's Heart
Co-authored by Allen Wagner, MFT
Updated: April 25, 2019

Have you found yourself the perfect girl and you want to help her fall as hard for you as you have for her? Does your girlfriend mean the world to you but you're not sure if she really feels the same? You can earn her heart with some help from wikiHow! Get started with Step 1 below to get on your way to a blissful relationship.

Part One of Four:
Looking the Part


  1. Don't try to attract every woman, try to attract her. Stop dressing and acting like you're hot stuff. You know the guy: the one that looks like he just stepped out from doing his test shots with a cheesy modeling agency, the one who gives The Look to every hot girl that walks by. Don't be that guy. Yes, women are initially attracted to this. But eventually they think that you're more interested in attracting women, in general, instead of attracting them.
    • Don't dress overly flashy and try to focus on wearing things that you know she likes, rather than trying to think about looking how you think women like.
    • You should similarly save the flirting and close conversations for her and not use them with other women.

  2. Take care of your body. Taking care of yourself shows her that you can also take care of her if she ever wants to be taken care of. Practice good hygiene and exercise. You don't need to worry about losing weight, but you should feel healthy and in shape. Similarly, eat a healthy diet![1]


  3. 3
    Dress like you mean business. Dressing poorly by wearing clothes that don't fit or have stains or holes show a woman that you don't respect yourself (which doesn't work in your favor!). Dressing in clothes that are out of date (too old fashioned), usually shows that you are mentally stuck in that time and cannot move forward. In order to show a woman that her heart is safe with you, dress in modern clothes that look good on your body, fit, and are clean.[2]


  4. 4
    Smell great. Women love someone who smells great. Shower regularly, use deodorant, brush your teeth, and you might even want to consider using a cologne or body spray. Citrus scents usually make for a clean scent that isn't overpowering, so they are a good place to start if you're not sure.[3]


  5. 5
    Be confident. Confidence is sexy to everyone! Show her how confident you are by taking initiative, never talking poorly of yourself, and speaking up for yourself (with other people too, not just around her).[4]


    Advertisement

Part Two of Four:
Acting the Part


  1. 1
    Be you. Remember: you are at your best when you are yourself. If a woman truly loves you, she will love you for who you are. When we act like someone we are not, sooner or later we're not able to keep it up. Even if she would have loved you for who you really are, if she finds out you were faking she will feel lied to and may not love you anymore.[5]
    • Being yourself also helps you maintain your own happiness!


  2. 2
    Respect her and everyone else. You probably know that you should respect her in order to win her heart (if you didn't, now you know!), but remember that it's also important to respect other people too. She'll always worry if she sees you treating others poorly that you'll treat her just as badly if she does something that makes you unhappy or does something else "wrong".[6]
    • Respect her and others by allowing them to speak and be heard, acknowledging their opinions, never belittling them or treating them as anything other than your equal, never lie to them, and never saying cruel things about or to them. Basically, be nice and polite!


  3. 3
    Be passionate. You should be passionate in your relationship, but you should also be passionate in your life. Being around someone passionate helps us to be more passionate and engaged in our own life, so we are naturally drawn to people like this and want them in our life more. Be passionate in your life by exploring and celebrating the things that make you happy and unique, without worrying about what others think.[7]


  4. 4
    Bring the fun! Similarly to how we look for passionate people in our lives, we also like being with someone who makes our life more fun. If you can bring the fun into her life by finding great things to do and new avenues to explore, then she'll be completely in love.


  5. 5
    Prioritize like a pro. Women have it a bit harder in life than guys. Most social systems put women at a disadvantage (they make less money than men, for example), and so they need a life partner that can help them in life, not make things even harder. If you want to win her heart, show her you're not going to be a burden. Have a strong work ethic, help her out when you can, and show her that you value her over other women.[8]
    • One good way to show her that she is your number one priority is to not be bashful about letting people know that she's with you and that you love her!
    • Another way to show her that she is your priority is to make sure that you actually spend time with her! Don't make her feel guilty about taking up your time and show her how much fun you're having while you're with her.
    • Be financially stable and maintain a job. It doesn't have to be a good one. Women will overlook a bad paycheck if they know they can rely on you and don't have to worry about what you do with that paycheck.


  6. 6
    Care for her. Show her that you care. Man up and let your feelings show. Society tells men that they cannot show feeling and women are trained to think that showing feeling just scares men away so no one ever shows any feeling and we all feel terrible! Break the cycle! Let her know what you think and don't be afraid to show her how much you love her.
    • Do nice things for her. Listen to her when she needs to talk about her problems. Work together as a team to deal with life's challenges. Encourage and help her achieve her dreams. Be unselfish in your relationship with her and showing her that you care will become a breeze.


  7. Advertisement

Part Three of Four:
Winning Her Heart


  1. 1
    Give unexpected, targeted gifts. Yes, gifts are a good way to win a woman's heart, but not just any gift will do. Gifts should show that you care and that you specifically care for her. You don't want to give a gift that could be just as nice for your ex-girlfriend or your sister. Give a gift that is significant to her.[9]
    • Try giving her something in her favorite color, something she said she wanted or needed, or (best of all) something that reminds you of significant moments that you've had together or inside jokes that you share.


  2. 2
    Bring her flowers when she's having a bad day. If she calls or texts you and mentions that her day is not going very well, bring her some flowers on your lunch break or when you get home. If she tells you at the end of the day, have the flowers sent to her first thing in the morning with a note like "I hope these help today go better than yesterday."
    • Bonus points if the flowers are unique, such as giving her a tiny Christmas tree during a tough holiday season or a "bouquet" of stuffed kittens.


  3. 3
    Put on a scavenger hunt for her. Leave her a series of notes, each one telling her something you love about her and a clue to the next location. End the scavenger hunt with dinner and a gift.


  4. 4
    Make her something. Use your creative skills to make something for her. It doesn't have to be fancy or perfect. It just has to show that you think she's worth the time and effort. You can make her a card on nice paper, make her a necklace pendant, or make hr a sculpture for her desk (check your local art store for polymer clay).


  5. 5
    Cook her dinner. When you've had a hard day, the last thing you want to do is add insult to injury by having to slave over the stove for half an hour, right? When you know she's stressed (or even when she isn't), help her out by cooking her a nice dinner.


  6. 6
    Write letters to her. Write her letters as often as you can manage. You don't even have to talk about anything interesting, but it is a very useful time to talk about your feelings. This vintage touch will show her just how much you care, and charm your way into her heart.


  7. 7
    Make her a mix CD. Make a cd/tape/USB stick with songs that are significant to your relationship or remind you of her. Try to tell the story of your love (how you felt before you had her in your life, how you met her, what you first thought, etc) through the songs that you choose.


  8. 8
    Ask her for advice and take it. Women, like anyone, want to feel useful. They want to feel like they serve a purpose, especially to people that they care about. Let her be and feel useful by asking her for advice about problems that you have in your life. Importantly, you should take her advice and let her see that you've taken her advice.[10]


  9. 9
    Really know her. Know her for who she really is, not just who you want her to be or the face that she puts on for everyday life. Talk to her about things that matter and find ways to show her that you get her. For example, buy tickets to a play that you don't care about but that you know she really wants to see.

    Try to understand the things that are significant to her. According to marriage and family therapist Allen Wagner: "If you want to show somebody that you love them, try to understand why certain things have certain meaning to them. Find the beauty in those things, even if they're different from the things that you find meaningful."
 

laksaboy

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
How to Win a Woman's Heart
Co-authored by Allen Wagner, MFT
Updated: April 25, 2019

Have you found yourself the perfect girl and you want to help her fall as hard for you as you have for her? Does your girlfriend mean the world to you but you're not sure if she really feels the same? You can earn her heart with some help from wikiHow! Get started with Step 1 below to get on your way to a blissful relationship.

Part One of Four:
Looking the Part


  1. Don't try to attract every woman, try to attract her. Stop dressing and acting like you're hot stuff. You know the guy: the one that looks like he just stepped out from doing his test shots with a cheesy modeling agency, the one who gives The Look to every hot girl that walks by. Don't be that guy. Yes, women are initially attracted to this. But eventually they think that you're more interested in attracting women, in general, instead of attracting them.
    • Don't dress overly flashy and try to focus on wearing things that you know she likes, rather than trying to think about looking how you think women like.
    • You should similarly save the flirting and close conversations for her and not use them with other women.

  2. Take care of your body. Taking care of yourself shows her that you can also take care of her if she ever wants to be taken care of. Practice good hygiene and exercise. You don't need to worry about losing weight, but you should feel healthy and in shape. Similarly, eat a healthy diet![1]


  3. 3
    Dress like you mean business. Dressing poorly by wearing clothes that don't fit or have stains or holes show a woman that you don't respect yourself (which doesn't work in your favor!). Dressing in clothes that are out of date (too old fashioned), usually shows that you are mentally stuck in that time and cannot move forward. In order to show a woman that her heart is safe with you, dress in modern clothes that look good on your body, fit, and are clean.[2]


  4. 4
    Smell great. Women love someone who smells great. Shower regularly, use deodorant, brush your teeth, and you might even want to consider using a cologne or body spray. Citrus scents usually make for a clean scent that isn't overpowering, so they are a good place to start if you're not sure.[3]


  5. 5
    Be confident. Confidence is sexy to everyone! Show her how confident you are by taking initiative, never talking poorly of yourself, and speaking up for yourself (with other people too, not just around her).[4]


    Advertisement

Part Two of Four:
Acting the Part


  1. 1
    Be you. Remember: you are at your best when you are yourself. If a woman truly loves you, she will love you for who you are. When we act like someone we are not, sooner or later we're not able to keep it up. Even if she would have loved you for who you really are, if she finds out you were faking she will feel lied to and may not love you anymore.[5]
    • Being yourself also helps you maintain your own happiness!


  2. 2
    Respect her and everyone else. You probably know that you should respect her in order to win her heart (if you didn't, now you know!), but remember that it's also important to respect other people too. She'll always worry if she sees you treating others poorly that you'll treat her just as badly if she does something that makes you unhappy or does something else "wrong".[6]
    • Respect her and others by allowing them to speak and be heard, acknowledging their opinions, never belittling them or treating them as anything other than your equal, never lie to them, and never saying cruel things about or to them. Basically, be nice and polite!


  3. 3
    Be passionate. You should be passionate in your relationship, but you should also be passionate in your life. Being around someone passionate helps us to be more passionate and engaged in our own life, so we are naturally drawn to people like this and want them in our life more. Be passionate in your life by exploring and celebrating the things that make you happy and unique, without worrying about what others think.[7]


  4. 4
    Bring the fun! Similarly to how we look for passionate people in our lives, we also like being with someone who makes our life more fun. If you can bring the fun into her life by finding great things to do and new avenues to explore, then she'll be completely in love.


  5. 5
    Prioritize like a pro. Women have it a bit harder in life than guys. Most social systems put women at a disadvantage (they make less money than men, for example), and so they need a life partner that can help them in life, not make things even harder. If you want to win her heart, show her you're not going to be a burden. Have a strong work ethic, help her out when you can, and show her that you value her over other women.[8]
    • One good way to show her that she is your number one priority is to not be bashful about letting people know that she's with you and that you love her!
    • Another way to show her that she is your priority is to make sure that you actually spend time with her! Don't make her feel guilty about taking up your time and show her how much fun you're having while you're with her.
    • Be financially stable and maintain a job. It doesn't have to be a good one. Women will overlook a bad paycheck if they know they can rely on you and don't have to worry about what you do with that paycheck.


  6. 6
    Care for her. Show her that you care. Man up and let your feelings show. Society tells men that they cannot show feeling and women are trained to think that showing feeling just scares men away so no one ever shows any feeling and we all feel terrible! Break the cycle! Let her know what you think and don't be afraid to show her how much you love her.
    • Do nice things for her. Listen to her when she needs to talk about her problems. Work together as a team to deal with life's challenges. Encourage and help her achieve her dreams. Be unselfish in your relationship with her and showing her that you care will become a breeze.


  7. Advertisement

Part Three of Four:
Winning Her Heart


  1. 1
    Give unexpected, targeted gifts. Yes, gifts are a good way to win a woman's heart, but not just any gift will do. Gifts should show that you care and that you specifically care for her. You don't want to give a gift that could be just as nice for your ex-girlfriend or your sister. Give a gift that is significant to her.[9]
    • Try giving her something in her favorite color, something she said she wanted or needed, or (best of all) something that reminds you of significant moments that you've had together or inside jokes that you share.


  2. 2
    Bring her flowers when she's having a bad day. If she calls or texts you and mentions that her day is not going very well, bring her some flowers on your lunch break or when you get home. If she tells you at the end of the day, have the flowers sent to her first thing in the morning with a note like "I hope these help today go better than yesterday."
    • Bonus points if the flowers are unique, such as giving her a tiny Christmas tree during a tough holiday season or a "bouquet" of stuffed kittens.


  3. 3
    Put on a scavenger hunt for her. Leave her a series of notes, each one telling her something you love about her and a clue to the next location. End the scavenger hunt with dinner and a gift.


  4. 4
    Make her something. Use your creative skills to make something for her. It doesn't have to be fancy or perfect. It just has to show that you think she's worth the time and effort. You can make her a card on nice paper, make her a necklace pendant, or make hr a sculpture for her desk (check your local art store for polymer clay).


  5. 5
    Cook her dinner. When you've had a hard day, the last thing you want to do is add insult to injury by having to slave over the stove for half an hour, right? When you know she's stressed (or even when she isn't), help her out by cooking her a nice dinner.


  6. 6
    Write letters to her. Write her letters as often as you can manage. You don't even have to talk about anything interesting, but it is a very useful time to talk about your feelings. This vintage touch will show her just how much you care, and charm your way into her heart.


  7. 7
    Make her a mix CD. Make a cd/tape/USB stick with songs that are significant to your relationship or remind you of her. Try to tell the story of your love (how you felt before you had her in your life, how you met her, what you first thought, etc) through the songs that you choose.


  8. 8
    Ask her for advice and take it. Women, like anyone, want to feel useful. They want to feel like they serve a purpose, especially to people that they care about. Let her be and feel useful by asking her for advice about problems that you have in your life. Importantly, you should take her advice and let her see that you've taken her advice.[10]


  9. 9
    Really know her. Know her for who she really is, not just who you want her to be or the face that she puts on for everyday life. Talk to her about things that matter and find ways to show her that you get her. For example, buy tickets to a play that you don't care about but that you know she really wants to see.

    Try to understand the things that are significant to her. According to marriage and family therapist Allen Wagner: "If you want to show somebody that you love them, try to understand why certain things have certain meaning to them. Find the beauty in those things, even if they're different from the things that you find meaningful."

What a bunch of bullshit. 'Cook for her'. Who wrote all that, a homosexual? :roflmao:
 
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