• IP addresses are NOT logged in this forum so there's no point asking. Please note that this forum is full of homophobes, racists, lunatics, schizophrenics & absolute nut jobs with a smattering of geniuses, Chinese chauvinists, Moderate Muslims and last but not least a couple of "know-it-alls" constantly sprouting their dubious wisdom. If you believe that content generated by unsavory characters might cause you offense PLEASE LEAVE NOW! Sammyboy Admin and Staff are not responsible for your hurt feelings should you choose to read any of the content here.

    The OTHER forum is HERE so please stop asking.

The Noose-Bangkok Flood

Jah_rastafar_I

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Yo bro, that's what that really made me laugh, you know I live in Thailand everyday I got to listen to people who change their "L" to "N" and refuse to pronounce the "S" letter as in like polid=police like bloody short-tongued. Damn hilarious Jah. I think this guy is so natural.

Yup in fact some of their words that have been adopted from english into the thai language are pronounced as you mentioned. These words are usually names of foreign countries for eg and so on. Same like east asians pronouncing Rs and Ls.
 

tonychat

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
Mediacorpse desperate to remove this vid in youtube but I managed to locate one here. It is hilarious and darn funny. Watch it before it is remove due to the visit of the Thai PM!!! Narrated by Pornsak Sukhamvit haha what a name.

There is actually not a need to remove anything and they can post shit things about Thai even Thai PM go to SInkieland.

The reason is because the Thai people truly understand what is called democracy and they know that people have the right to do whatever they want and there is no linked to the sinkie PM.

But of course, unlike Thailand, sinkies think that every action of the citizen seems to protray the PM himself like as though the whole fucking country and in watever people do is related to him.

Luckily i stay away from sinkie to prevent myself from lowering to such 3rd world disgusting mindset.

IN the past, people bow to the king, well, Thailand too.. The Thais bowed to their king.

For sinkies, they bend down and let the govt screw their ass, some even, such as those RC members, after getting screwed, still turn around and ask them if they are screwing them comfortably if not, they can open wider for them or apply more gel to it, hoping to get a substantial reward from them after that. what a bunch of pathetic sinkie shit.
 
Last edited:

Rogue Trader

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
Meet The Noose’s latest addition, Pornsak Sukhumvit

Who knew that The Noose’s newest Thai correspondent is an adroit pole dancer who loves tomyam and ‘Sabai Sabai’? Read on and get to know him better

Text & Photos: Joanna Goh
Video: Fiona Lin & Teng Siew Eng


Two-time award-winning Best Comedy Programme at the Asian Television Awards , The Noose, went HD (High-Definition) in 2010 and decided to give its competitors a run for their money with an "international debut" this year by featuring new foreign correspondents.

To keep things fresh and to continuously inject new flavour to the programme, the producers of The Noose brought in a new Thai correspondent, Pornsak Sukhumvit, who will be reporting 'live' from Bangkok when the show debuts on Dec 27.

After snippets of the upcoming season's footage featuring Pornsak reporting on the flood situation in Bangkok was shared online, Pornsak is now an overnight Internet sensation. For those curious about the newest correspondent to join the growing Noose family, you're in luck.

We had a short and sweet seven-minute chat with Pornsak on topics ranging from his background and favourite song, to his love for dancing, and even threw in a mini surprise quiz on Thailand at the end of the interview.

Take it with a pinch of salt, have a laugh and read on to find out how this chirpy news correspondent managed to deftly -- and hilariously -- dodge all quiz questions related to his mother country.
The Noose Season 5 debuts on Tue, Dec 27 on Ch5, at 8.30pm.

Tell us more about yourself

My name is Pornsak Sukhumvit, I come from Kanchanaburi. My mother say actually my father is from Singapore -- Singapore soldier. We come from Sayokpeng, we in Thailand near the bridge over the River Kwai. That is where I come from.

Have you met your fellow The Noose anchors?

No, because I only stay in Thailand. So far all my reporting is from Krung Thep Maha Nakhon... which is basically the ancient name for Bangkok. One day maybe, if got budget then maybe I can fly to Singapore.

1F2D295BE28E81C149B6D7FD6379.jpg


What do you think of them?
I only see my anchor (sic) on TV. On The Noose, the MediaCorp show. I think that one of them got no brain, the other one got no hair. The one with no brain is the girl, the girl that look like guy. What her name? Er, Wow. I think is Adrianna Wow. Actually she is kathoei (transvestite in Thai). Last time I saw her, last time used to be man, I used to see working at er, the Silom (sic), then every time go to a DJ station. Then after that, in Bangkok she actually go (sic) sex-change. So now, because she look like that, that's why The Noose use her.

There's a Singapore actor-host called Pornsak too...

Got in Singapore also got Thai actor? Oh, I am very proud. I want to say 'Hello Pornsak'. He acting? Hosting? Oh, hosting? He follow me? Oh okay, I think he must learn from the best.

We saw you dancing after your news segment... Are you a good dancer?

I am very good dancer. Actually I teaching (sic) at the True Fitness. I teach dancing at the fitness club; I teach all kind (sic) of dancing. I teach the dancing usually include the pole, and sometimes I practice when I take the bus you know because sometime Bangkok traffic jam, so I take the bus, I stand at the bus and I practice. That's why my dancing is very good.

Why do you think Singaporeans love Thailand?

I think the whole world like Thailand because they are very friendly, very creative. They are also very warm people and we like to welcome many people into Bangkok. And we have many natural beauty including the forest, the elephant and the beaches. Also, we have many beautiful things.

Have you been to Singapore?

No, I say before I never go to Singapore. I'm waiting The Noose, maybe have more budget and maybe one day they can fly me Bangkok to Singapore for reporting from Orchard Road. Because Orchard Road also got flooding.

What do you want to do in Singapore?

I look forward to Singapore to go (sic) to Golden Mile (smiles).

EC66CBAC3820E5C993DD7F77859582.jpg



Quiz time with Pornsak:

What is the Thai's king's name?
(Ans: Bhumibol Adulyadej)
This one. You cannot asking (sic). Because it show that you are very ignorant. I think not good for you to ask this question.

What is the national flower of Thailand?
(Ans: Ratchaphurek or Cassia Fistula Linn)
I think you cannot ask this question because you should already know, it show that you never go to Thailand to check.

What is the current total population of Thailand?
(Ans: 66 million)
In Thailand, got many many (sic) people. You don't know? You must go to Thailand to checking. You must discover Thailand, amazing Thailand.

What is the primary religion of Thailand?
(Ans: Buddhism)
Oh, that one. That one you also must know. You know you go to Wikipedia. Wikipedia can tell you everything about Thailand. I actually like the Wikipedia, is me, I update (sic).

<object classid="clsid<img src=&quot;images/smilies/biggrin.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; title=&quot;Big Grin&quot; smilieid=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;inlineimg&quot; />27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="kfec4qjn" width="320" height="180" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab">







<embed id="sdhsv9kc" src="http://img.widgets.video.s-msn.com/fl/customplayer/current/customplayer.swf" width="320" height="180" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="player.v=6a1f1c1d-55f6-8dd0-dcc7-bdaf827c178c&configCsid=MSNVideo&configName=syndicationplayer&mkt=en-sg" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" base="." pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer">

<object classid="clsid<img src=&quot;images/smilies/biggrin.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; title=&quot;Big Grin&quot; smilieid=&quot;3&quot; class=&quot;inlineimg&quot; />27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="g8iob7a6" width="320" height="180" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab">







<embed id="rrv3jpfi" src="http://img.widgets.video.s-msn.com/fl/customplayer/current/customplayer.swf" width="320" height="180" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="player.v=68756502-1de1-8b39-ace0-9994decaf56d&configCsid=MSNVideo&configName=syndicationplayer&mkt=en-sg" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" base="." pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/go/getflashplayer"><noembed><a href='http://video.msn.com?vid=68756502-1de1-8b39-ace0-9994decaf56d&amp;mkt=en-sg&amp;from=en-sg&amp;src=FLPl:embed::uuids' target='_new' title='Find out what does Pornsak Sukhumvit think of his fellow The Noose anchors!' >Video: Find out what does Pornsak Sukhumvit think of his fellow The Noose anchors!</a></noembed></object>
<noembed><a href='http://video.msn.com?vid=6a1f1c1d-55f6-8dd0-dcc7-bdaf827c178c&amp;mkt=en-sg&amp;from=en-sg&amp;src=FLPl:embed::uuids' target='_new' title='Quiz time with Pornsak Sukhumvit from The Noose!' >Video: Quiz time with Pornsak Sukhumvit from The Noose!</a></noembed></object>
 
Top