The National Day Joke

[A Singaporean]

CAQ said Gohmen doing all it could to reduce inflation such as increase gst, increase in hdb housing rental, increase COE etc. Majulah Sickipoora.

 

[laksaboy]

Don't forget the 'water conservation tax' and the carbon tax in accordance to their Davos masters' wishes.

 

[bobby]

CAQ said Gohmen doing all it could to reduce inflation such as increase gst, increase in hdb housing rental, increase COE etc. Majulah Sickipoora.

Increased ERP by 50%, Increased coffee shop rental by 100%, increased petrol prices by 50% but only 3.5% inflation recorded.....knn.

 

[laksaboy]

Increased ERP by 50%, Increased coffee shop rental by 100%, increased petrol prices by 50% but only 3.5% inflation recorded.....knn.

Inflation rate, just like unemployment rate, can be easily gamed by deceitful career politicians to generate good PR.

For the inflation rate, it's all about how you define the 'basket of goods' from which you do your calculations.

"Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-posts, for support rather than illumination."

 

[countryman]

Talk is cheap... Say one thing but doing the opposite!

 

[glockman]

Politicians and lawyers, the world certainly would be better off with less of them around.

 

[laksaboy]

Want to see a real joke? Go watch the NDP and see how many retards are wearing a mask.

 

[sweetiepie]

Want to see a real joke? Go watch the NDP and see how many retards are wearing a mask.

My uncle discovered they Wear mask then leemove mask when TV compere interview them at close distance then lee wear after no more close contacts

 

[sweetiepie]

Joke number 2 is 2 of the red lion had a humty dumtpy fall despite more than 500 jumps

 

[sweetiepie]

Current time is my uncle steamed time.
Arrival of Halimau with the precise fanfare

 

[SBFNews]

My uncle discovered they Wear mask then leemove mask when TV compere interview them at close distance then lee wear after no more close contacts

Don't worry. It's really a very mild flu. Soonpah. Now no scared get infected anymore until the next variant arrives.

 

[sweetiepie]

Joke number 3 halimau picked to speak to 3 nehs and 1 bu from goh. 1 from commando followed by rsn followed by rsaf . And a bu from spf is this racist inspection?

 

[SBFNews]

Don't worry. It's really a very mild flu. Soonpah. Now no scared get infected anymore until the next variant arrives.

In fact for me, totally no symptoms except for a dry throat..

 

[sweetiepie]

Don't worry. It's really a very mild flu. Soonpah. Now no scared get infected anymore until the next variant arrives.

But the thing is they should be wearing when having close contact and leemove when no more close contact instead of the opposite

 

[winners]

Politicians and lawyers, the world certainly would be better off with less of them around.

Fully agree with you on this.

 

[SBFNews]

But the thing is they should be wearing when having close contact and leemove when no more close contact instead of the opposite

It really makes no difference whether you wear mask or take absolute precautions ...

 

[SBFNews]

I think at least 75% of Singapore's population has already been infected.

 

[laksaboy]

But the thing is they should be wearing when having close contact and leemove when no more close contact instead of the opposite

Virus is how big? Mask fabric holes are how big?

Better wake up.

 

[red amoeba]

LHL wear a black mask after alighting his BM. the CDF has to remind him to remove his mask. He is getting senile or what?

 

[rotiprata]

Politicians and lawyers, the world certainly would be better off with less of them around.

... + 1 more... insurance agents