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The Mating Ritual

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As it was in the dawn of our days
As it will be for all tomorrows
To you my love I consecrate all that I am
And from you my love I receive all that is within me
As it was in the beginning
So shall it be now
Two bodies, One mind
 
Cheebye lah! Either have peektures of chiobu mating or make the damn words rhyme! :rolleyes::D
 
As it was in the dawn of our days
As it will be for all tomorrows
To you my love I consecrate all that I am
And from you my love I receive all that is within me
As it was in the beginning
So shall it be now
Two bodies, One mind

Are you talking about the 60% electorate that will be going to vote, soon?
 
Are you talking about the 60% electorate that will be going to vote, soon?

Before two can mate, one needs an erection
So that both can gain immense satisfaction
Sixty percent would be soon an imagination
Vote the PAPies out in complete jubilation
 
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Thread Starter got this from Star Trek. These words are said as part of the Vulcan mating ritual (the Pon Farr)

The correct words, to be precise, are:

Bride: As it was in the dawn of our days
Bride: As it will be for all tomorrows
Bride: YYY, my husband. To you I consecrate all that I am.
Groom: XXX, my wife (or my bride). From you I receive all that I am.
Bride: As it was in the beginning
Bride: So shall it be now
Groom: Two bodies, one mind!
 
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Have naked ones not?
 
It was simpler in our hunter-gatherer days. All you needed to do was grab a female by her hair and then drag her into a cave for copulation.

There was no time to be choosy, because there were many predators and it was rare for anyone to live till 90+ years of age. ;)


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This reminds me of my post in another thread:

I'm still crying. I can't hide my tears anymore. Writing this post, I'm starting to cry again. I can't help it. I have no control over this. I dun recall I was these sad when my father past away 5 yrs ago...
Pa chew cheng !
2. Oh and bytheway, cannot sleep can always go and find a spider and fark it. :p
Hope this helps zeroo to PCC:



What really happens at a soapy massage? | Flirt Pattaya
When you enter a professional massage parlour, that offers soapy massages, you will be greeted at the reception and then be led to what is known as the ‘fishbowl’. This is where many smiling numbered ladies are eager to please and you literally take you pick! Various massage services will be offered and it is usual for the soapy lasses to sit to the left, don’t be afraid to ask though if it is your first time. You may witness strange behaviour from some oriental gentlemen customers who are known to like staring through the ‘fishbowl’ glass at the girls! (Girls here will cost in the order of 2500 – 3500 Baht for the full Bangkok soapy service, which is often a bit cheaper in Pattaya. You may also hire a side line girl. These girls cost about the same and are generally better looking than the soap massage girls. Side line girls can also be bar fined, whereas the massage girls will work set hours).

So, once you have chosen your lady it’s time to get to the massage room! (You will notice that the massage parlours that offer the full soap and oil sexy massages tend to be more up market than your regular parlours.) The massage will be proceeded with a shower or bath. You’re paying good money so expect to be taken care of in every way. The lady of your choice will join you in washing away the grime of the day before laying you down on an inflatable mattress. She will then proceed in covering herself, and you, in soapy water and basically she will massage you using her whole naked body!
 
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