The lesser mortal’s guide to meeting your PAP MP without ending up in jail

[kingrant]

Tks for upping pts!

I think you're going to be awarded a Medal this coming August for your excellent suggestion.

 

[scoobyhoo]

All liquids must be put in 1 litre bags. No nail clippers, no penknives, no paper cutters, no staplers, no laser pointers, no hole punchers (except those in the MP's office) to be brought into the room where the meeting is going to be held. All cellphones and electronic devices incl iPhones, etc. to be surrendered outside the CC. Shoes are to be removed before entering in case you light it up as an explosive device. Put yr feet in plastic bags so you don't kill him with yr smelly feet. Shower and use deodorant generously and please change out of those pyjamas into something fresh, if possible new. Remove your cap/hat/toupe so you can be well recognised.

I thought you will suggest to remove all the clothings and inspect any weapons hide in the ass-hole/cb hole, for proper safety.

 

[hairylee]

In life here there are 2 ways of doing things

'The Wrong way and Their way'

Yes, or LKY will clear the Highway.

 

[jw5]

Don't threaten not to vote for your MP, he very sensitive one because he thought his presence is by default, whether you like it or not, and he will forever be your higher mortal at his disposal - you die your business.

He may interpret that as a threat to destroy the world, since the world cannot do without him.

 

[jw5]

The smartest thing is to never meet your pap mp.
Behave as if he doesn't exist.
When he tries to shake your hand or talk to you, ignore him.
when the RC guy tries to force you, ask him "Who are you?" and walk away.
Ignoring someone or refusing to acknowledge someone is not a crime. But if you talk to him and say something wrong by mistake (by their definition of course), you may be punished.
At the next elections, vote for the opposition candidate.
Save all the trouble of taking all those precautions to meet him.

 

[commoner]

i remember when we heard seetoh was walking down the stairs, my parents quickly shut the door,,,,

 

[halsey02]

The smartest thing is to never meet your pap mp.
Behave as if he doesn't exist.
When he tries to shake your hand or talk to you, ignore him.
when the RC guy tries to force you, ask him "Who are you?" and walk away.
Ignoring someone or refusing to acknowledge someone is not a crime. But if you talk to him and say something wrong by mistake (by their definition of course), you may be punished.
At the next elections, vote for the opposition candidate.
Save all the trouble of taking all those precautions to meet him.

You ask "who are you"...very quickly, you will be grabbed by white coated people who will put on for you, laced jacket...and put you in a chalet near Buangkok Green, SINgapore..and you will ask yourself this question like the prataman did "Why I am here"?

 

[Queen Seok Duk]

You ask "who are you"...very quickly, you will be grabbed by white coated people who will put on for you, laced jacket...and put you in a chalet near Buangkok Green, SINgapore..and you will ask yourself this question like the prataman did "Why I am here"?

Then you should be put in Istana, not Buangkok Green.

 

[moolightaffairs]

a bit strange leh, how come got ppl threaten PAP MPs yet nothing from Opposition MPs. Wont ppl from PP & HG more dulan from services from "less capable" opposition than from scholar PAP MPs?

u r absolutely right! i think all this mps are taking their cock and hit on his own head. this is a very bad pr exercise. by reporting to the police, make others feel that public are angry with the mps! put those mps in bad light, must be another brilliant idea from those good for nothing scholars.

 

[moolightaffairs]

I do not know if you guys notice? Sometime ago, in the newspaper, the minister can insinuate comments like "stupid",particularly the "law keling kia". When the poor cabby trying to help his own mum,got into trouble cos' of insinuation is being accused of threatening.

I conclude that when PAP say that you are wrong means that you are wrong!:oIo:

vote them out loh!!! since they cant help, get new mps loh.

 

[halsey02]

Then you should be put in Istana, not Buangkok Green.

Istana too big a place for me, furthermore, the grounds keeper there, doesn't know that trees have roots...scary

 

[SIFU]

don't ever say : remember ah seng

 

[streetsmart73]

All liquids must be put in 1 litre bags. No nail clippers, no penknives, no paper cutters, no staplers, no laser pointers, no hole punchers (except those in the MP's office) to be brought into the room where the meeting is going to be held. All cellphones and electronic devices incl iPhones, etc. to be surrendered outside the CC. Shoes are to be removed before entering in case you light it up as an explosive device. Put yr feet in plastic bags so you don't kill him with yr smelly feet. Shower and use deodorant generously and please change out of those pyjamas into something fresh, if possible new. Remove your cap/hat/toupe so you can be well recognised.

hi there

1. aiyoh! king, why not thumbprint for all ten fingers as well as toeprints too!
2. just in case of an imposter mah!
3. plus, to equip an x-ray machine to detect "foreign" bodies" too.
4. also place a bible or koran or some religious text so that the sheep must declare, well under oath to speak the truth.

 

[Queen Seok Duk]

Don't give them ideas.

Maybe after next GE, all Meet-the-People sessions will be conducted via Skype.

 

[soIsee]

9:
Start all your sentences with: MP, I vote for PAP every four year since 1965 and....

10:
Bring a figure of LKY and ask the MP to kneel with you infront of the figurine.
This will make the MP less smug

11. wear the must wear attire..the all white attire. Pin a small PAP logo on your front if you must.

12. carry some 'must read' MIW books or reading material along.

13. keep nodding and be in agreement to what they say even though it goes against your very own principle.

14. Lastly, if you have read all the points from No. 1 to 13, you should just shelve the plan to meet them in the first place and know who really should vote, when the 5 years period is up.

 

[kingrant]

That's why they are building the Next Gen high bandwidth fibre optic network! Every Ah tiong, ah neh and Ah mat can go on Skype. If no PC at home, go to nearest CC. MP will be at home so no need for tight security at CC then.

Don't give them ideas.

Maybe after next GE, all Meet-the-People sessions will be conducted via Skype.

 

[jw5]

You ask "who are you"...very quickly, you will be grabbed by white coated people who will put on for you, laced jacket...and put you in a chalet near Buangkok Green, SINgapore..and you will ask yourself this question like the prataman did "Why I am here"?

That's why I suggested to ask the rc guy who he is and not to ask the mp who he is.
They may claim that you are a lunatic for not knowing who the mp is, but it is reasonable not to know the rc guy.
There are a few things about the miws, pappies and pappy ass lickers that should be highlighted:
1. They hate to be ignored.
2. They hate to lose face.
3. They always like to show that they are rational and logical and that their opponents are irrational and illogical.
My suggested reaction covers all 3 points.

 

[jw5]

Don't give them ideas.

Maybe after next GE, all Meet-the-People sessions will be conducted via Skype.

Hasn't someone already started this?

 

[jw5]

11. wear the must wear attire..the all white attire. Pin a small PAP logo on your front if you must.

12. carry some 'must read' MIW books or reading material along.

13. keep nodding and be in agreement to what they say even though it goes against your very own principle.

14. Lastly, if you have read all the points from No. 1 to 13, you should just shelve the plan to meet them in the first place and know who really should vote, when the 5 years period is up.

Isn't this already done by the rc guys and those who attend the national day rally speech?

 

[soIsee]

Isn't this already done by the rc guys and those who attend the national day rally speech?

Monkeys see, monkeys do

All carrying balls and so do you.