The FT appreciation thread

[Cthulhu]

Coined the term Singapura - FT
Recognized SG's potential as a port - FT
Lay down the groundwork for SG's civil service - FT
Started the first schools and hospitals - FT
Lay the groundwork for SG's economic development - FT
Bring investment capital to SG - FT
Build up the SAF - FT
Physically build SG's infrastructure - FT
Defend SG from Communist subversion - FT
Defend SG from Communist invasion - FT
Scored a hat trick in SG's last Malaysia Cup victory - FT
Coached SG's last Malaysia Cup victory - FT

 

[yansen84]

Sweep the floors and pick up garbage - FT
Clean plates and crockery after meals - FT
Banging SPGs to in mixed breeding to produce a bastardised population - FT
Provide last chance saloons for Sinkie men forsaken by SPGs - FT (Viet brides)
Provide avenues for the release of pent-up Sinkie male sexual desires - FT

 

[chingchong]

Object of fantasy among Singaporean Chinese women while being fucked by short yellow chink dicks - FT

 

[Meltdown]

Upcoming CEO of Temasick - FT

Maids who are modern day slaves - FT

 

[red amoeba]

Laugh at japanese for shooting bird = FT
construct guns in Singapore to point at sea = FT
surrender to Japanese without a fight & plunge us into 3yr 8mth of shit = FT
start H1N1 virus and spread all around the globe = FT
start Mad-cow diesease = FT
drag down Singapore ecomomy to save Wall Street in the Financial Crisis = FT

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