the count down begins...

[zeddy]

Your bad luck is due to your sinkieness and staying among the sinkies. No need a fortune teller to tell u.

Oh wise one, you're really wise indeed.. I'm now in the process of unsinkifying myself and had make the effort to leave Sinkie Land to work and now mix with the Malaysian Mats..

But the problem is, the kind Malaysian Mats here keep cooking for me delicious Malay meat dishes everyday.. How leh?

 

[chootchiew]

2013 is really a disastrous year for me.. No luck, no sympathy from the Man above.. A year full of personal miseries for me..

Few months back my Ang Moh boss intro me to an Indian lady fortune teller who is presently staying in the UK.. Originally from India and then Sri Lanka, she now stays in UK with her hubby.. Came with some credentials and is now doing lectures on Astrology in the UK..

Asked her if she could tell my fortune for next year since I'm having many years of bad luck.. She claimed that next year will be a good year for me with luck finally on my side.. LOL..LOL.. And she even read my fortune for free..

As you guys know, I got this mistrust for Kelings.. So I find it hard to believe her crap.. KNN, if what she said comes true, I will stop all Keling bashings in all my posts next year..

Did she asked you to do kumasutra post ?

 

[zhihau]

ok... other than the riot, would there be other events that mark this year for you?

 

[gingerlyn]

ok... other than the riot, would there be other events that mark this year for you?

you failed to predict riot

 

[eatshitndie]

you failed to predict riot

at least in sg, the count down to christmas begins with a bang.

 

[laksaboy]

at least in sg, the count down to christmas begins with a bang.

Something to get you in the mood for Christmas:


[video=youtube;O6AAp_WCFPY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6AAp_WCFPY[/video]

 

[yinyang]

...Indian lady fortune teller who is presently staying in the UK.. Asked her if she could tell my fortune for next year since I'm having many years of bad luck.. She claimed that next year will be a good year for me with luck finally on my side.. LOL..LOL..:rolleyes
.. mistrust for Kelings.. So I find it hard to believe her crap.. KNN, if what she said comes true, I will stop all Keling bashings in all my posts next year..

Zed, yours is in the tea leaves (teh tarik?):p Seems you hit the pits 2013, unless there's a false bottom some more :p

 

[zhihau]

you failed to predict riot

sorry, didn't know i was supposed to do predictions here :p:p:p

 

[zeddy]

Did she asked you to do kumasutra post ?

Go to Little India and see the Indian aunties selling tosai and you will get the idea on how this UK fortune teller female friend of mine looks like..

 

[jw5]

Go to Little India and see the Indian aunties selling tosai and you will get the idea on how this UK fortune teller female friend of mine looks like..

everything about your suggestion is siannnzzzzzz................. :o
-- go to little india
-- see the indian aunties
-- tosai
-- see how your fortune teller friend looks like

 

[zeddy]

Zed, yours is in the tea leaves (teh tarik?):p Seems you hit the pits 2013, unless there's a false bottom some more :p

I believe in the next few weeks, Fate will give me few more shit to conclude the year of 2013.. The year of the snake not good for Goat people like me..:(:(:(

Someone once told me to cast away bad luck, one needs to screw a lady with a more darker skin complexion than the guy so that the dark cheebye would suck away the all the negative energy..

That means I need to screw a cheap Keling WL at Lor 25 if its true..

 

[zeddy]

everything about your suggestion is siannnzzzzzz................. :o
-- go to little india
-- see the indian aunties
-- tosai
-- see how your fortune teller friend looks like

Alternatively can go to nearby Dunlop St and have your body massaged by the Thai gals at the massage parlour there..

 

[jw5]

Alternatively can go to nearby Dunlop St and have your body massaged by the Thai gals at the massage parlour there..

ahhhhhhh, now this is more likeit ...................................... :p

 

[THE_CHANSTER]

That means I need to screw a cheap Keling WL at Lor 25 if its true..

May I suggest the back lanes of Desker Rd? The Lorongs of Geylang are perhaps a bit upmarket for a cheap quickie

 

[yinyang]

back lanes of Desker Rd? The Lorongs of Geylang are perhaps a bit upmarket for a cheap quickie

That means I need to screw a cheap Keling WL at Lor 25 if its true

Petain will just do the trick. With him screaming "release me" :p

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

2013 is really a disastrous year for me.. No luck, no sympathy from the Man above.. A year full of personal miseries for me..

Few months back my Ang Moh boss intro me to an Indian lady fortune teller who is presently staying in the UK.. Originally from India and then Sri Lanka, she now stays in UK with her hubby.. Came with some credentials and is now doing lectures on Astrology in the UK..

Asked her if she could tell my fortune for next year since I'm having many years of bad luck.. She claimed that next year will be a good year for me with luck finally on my side.. LOL..LOL.. And she even read my fortune for free..

As you guys know, I got this mistrust for Kelings.. So I find it hard to believe her crap.. KNN, if what she said comes true, I will stop all Keling bashings in all my posts next year..

I am truly surprised that u bothered to consult a keling. That means your stupidity is causing all the misfortune u have been experiencing for the year.

 

[zhihau]

sorry, didn't know i was supposed to do predictions here :p:p:p

ok... other than the headless cum handless murder case, what else marks this year for you?