The best way to check if a person is a real vegetarian ......

the color of stool depends on the health of your organs and gi tract than what you eat. always look out for extremes, such as black and white. if black, most likely your stomach is bleeding, and you may have ulcers. if white, your pancreas may not be working well. bile contributes darkish brownish green guck to the digestive process. and the brownishness from bile dominates all colored shit despite you having "white" vege such as cauliflower or cabbage all day. if your shit is white or pale yellow, see the arsehole doc right away as your bile production may be in jeopardy. also on the other spectrum, copious consumption of ferrous, potassium or iron minerals (spinach, purple cabbage and other dark leafy greens) will contribute to darkish shit. do not be confused with black sticky shit from blood loss in the tummy. now if you have runny red bloody shit and or discharges, and you're male, check into a&e right away. most likely, your intestines are bleeding. :eek:



The fecal matter expert hath spoken!

Now I know white shit is not caused by anti PAP angst!
 
The best way to check if a person is a real vegetarian ...... is to ask him the colour of his stools.

I've had a vegetarian diet for the past 1 week. The colour of my stools have changed from the usual colour to ______ colour.

Want to guess the colour ? :D

Last time your shit was black b'cos u (Black hearted)

Now u vegetarian ur shit is GREEN (Green Hat)
 
When I drink red wine next day my shit is green !


That's quite an extreme biochemical reaction. The colour of your shit is the complement of the colour of food ingested! Much like how the colour of a transition metal complex is the complement of the wavelength corresponding to the orbital energy differential! Vamjok should make a case study out of you. Can be a research publication.
 
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