The Best Investment To Make In The Coming Recession!

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With the recession looming on the horizon, what would be the best investment one can make?? The answer is quite simple. join CHC, make your donations and your investment will have a return of at least 100-fold. Even Warren Buffet, George Soros and Oie Hong Leong will never achieve such stellar returns in the timeframe as promised by Pastor Kong.

With CHC, you can make your dreams come true with the right investments.
A young beautiful wife, rich and smart business partners with powerful connections, tens of thousands of potential wealthy customers, a powerful business network etc etc...all these invaluables can be yours if you join CHC.

CHC, the place where the rich, powerful and smart grows to be smarter, richer and more powerful. And with loads of money, you can be sure to attract the honeys:D

Please note: Only the smart and rich people need apply. Results may vary depending on your IQ level and how much you support the PAP, with results having a strong and positive correlation to both.


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The recession is coming and your watching some retarded jap girl dancing....Recession hits stupid poor peasants like you the most. Looks like your will be making a one way trip to Bedok Reservoir soon
 
Warren Buffet, George Soros and Oie Hong Leong will never achieve such stellar returns in the timeframe as promised by Pastor Kong.

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from left to right : Warren Buffet, George Soros and Oie Hong Leong
 
The recession is coming and your watching some retarded jap girl dancing....Recession hits stupid poor peasants like you the most. Looks like your will be making a one way trip to Bedok Reservoir soon

Why so down? Never seen economic recession before? :rolleyes:

In a recession, we should keep our spirit up by watching comedies or jap girl dancing. It is cheaper than spending on drinks. :D

I always welcome recessions because I see more opportunities, and there are less downside to everything I invest in. ;)
 
invest in CHC?
after 10 yrs maturity period, surrender policy, gt money take???:eek:
every mth at least 10/20 percentage investment of ur salary wif no return.:eek:
yet can kpkb abt the increment of GST.:eek:

clit666 blood is flowing wif Kong Hee sperm.:eek:
 
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Why so down? Never seen economic recession before? :rolleyes:

In a recession, we should keep our spirit up by watching comedies or jap girl dancing. It is cheaper than spending on drinks. :D

I always welcome recessions because I see more opportunities, and there are less downside to everything I invest in. ;)

You spastic maggot :oIo:

I live by these 3 rules in life:

Three simple rules in life:
1. If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it;
If you do not pursue money, power and beautiful women, you will never have it. CHC provides lot of opportunities for the smart people to acquire all these and more.

2. If you don't ask, the answer will always be no;
If you do not ask for favours from God through His most favourite Pastor Kong, the answer will always be no. 'Ask and you shalt receive!'

3. If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place.
If you do not step forward and enter CHC and witness the glory of God and path your way to Heaven, you will always be a poor stupid peasant!/SIZE]
 
You spastic maggot :oIo:

I live by these 3 rules in life:

Three simple rules in life:
1. If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it;
If you do not pursue money, power and beautiful women, you will never have it. CHC provides lot of opportunities for the smart people to acquire all these and more.

2. If you don't ask, the answer will always be no;
If you do not ask for favours from God through His most favourite Pastor Kong, the answer will always be no. 'Ask and you shalt receive!'

3. If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place.
If you do not step forward and enter CHC and witness the glory of God and path your way to Heaven, you will always be a poor stupid peasant!/SIZE]


You forgot the last part. AMEN.

An advise (sic). Don't be a wanker.

See you tomorrow.

From:
A very important maggot.
 
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