Terms of Endearment..

[eatshitndie]

That's mean she's about to cum

that will be "oh gawd! oh gawd! yes, gawd yes!"

 

[Equalisation]

I got a friend who calls his wife toad and she calls him bert !! No joking.

 

[Fishypie]

Had a short fLing this noon with a PRC meimei, wonder if it's in their custom to caLL a guy 'Lau-gong Lau-gong'..

 

[chonburifc]

Had a short fLing this noon with a PRC meimei, wonder if it's in their custom to caLL a guy 'Lau-gong Lau-gong'..

That's call strategy. Will never make mistake of calling the wrong names.

 

[yinyang]

call strategy. Will never make mistake of calling the wrong names.

Good 1 :p Generic, and sounded so fake when I did my virgin ktv do in Shanghai awhile back. Prefer the soft gfe kc from LOS puyings Well, maybe Raiders here will disagree hehehe

 

[Fook Seng]

Had a short fLing this noon with a PRC meimei, wonder if it's in their custom to caLL a guy 'Lau-gong Lau-gong'..

If there is an accidental pregnancy, the first guy to come automatically becomes the father.

 

[jw5]

Had a short fLing this noon with a PRC meimei, wonder if it's in their custom to caLL a guy 'Lau-gong Lau-gong'..

Oh, all the time. I usually reply that I am not her Lau-gong.

 

[jw5]

If there is an accidental pregnancy, the first guy to come automatically becomes the father.

the first guy to come or the first guy who came?

 

[po2wq]

Oh, all the time. I usually reply that I am not her Lau-gong.

den wat dey call u? ...

 

[jw5]

den wat dey call u? ...

Lau-ban :o

 

[Fook Seng]

the first guy to come or the first guy who came?

It is very seldom that guys who came do not come.

 

[po2wq]

Lau-ban :o

so, u r her o plank! ...

 

[jw5]

It is very seldom that guys who came do not come.

The guys who didn't cum, wouldn't come. :o

 

[Fook Seng]

The guys who didn't cum, wouldn't come. :o

Agree with you. A pure waste of money.

 

[Conqueror]

Was in a crowded airport bus taking passengers from the plane to the terminal after landing, a man called his daughter and shouted loudly (it was really noisy in the crowded bus) but with affection,

”馒头！你吃饱了吗！喂！喂！我说，馒头你吃饱了吗？喂喂 。 。 。 。 。“

Aiyo, I hate those "Honey", "Baby", "Girl", etc. We call each other by our nicknames. But, the problem is ... we have the same nickname. Yah, people find it's either strange or interesting.

 

[neddy]

My ex-gf (angmo) called me "slant eyes" when I refused to buy her a kitten dress. :(

http://kittendamour.com/collections-1.html

 

[Conqueror]

Stupid Ang Mor Girl

My ex-gf (angmo) called me "slant eyes" when I refused to buy her a kitten dress. :(

You got slant eyes meh ? You PRC ah ? But, she should not do that. What a sore loser !

 

[Conqueror]

If it was something sexy like a lingerie, then you might have offended her. If you refuse to buy it that may means that you don't find her desirable. As for this, I don't understand why this is so ... I tink she wanna chop you like a carrot lah. She thought you are rich ?

 

[neddy]

Re: Stupid Ang Mor Girl

You got slant eyes meh ? You PRC ah ? But, she should not do that. What a sore loser !

I don't have slant eyes. She was just annoyed with me. She blew her credit limits.
Anyway, I bought her a corset finally and I was no longer slant eyes.

She is not as spoilt as an Asian girl.
Eg When young, she used to walk the neighbour's dog, or pull weeds from gardens to earn pocket money.

She is desirable anytime, when I see Singapore or Hong Kong girls, find them too thin.

 

[liongsam]

It's not Ashok, not Nizam, not Mansur, but Liongsam. I always need to remind my gf that.