Terms of Endearment..

[po2wq]

... when she discover that she is missing an item, across the aisle where he husband was , she standing, she shouted " DADDY, can you get one of this for me"...and all the "DADDIES" in the supermarket turned & look at her ...

wat if she had called ... "lao gong!" ...

 

[po2wq]

I called her pretty girl
She called me naughty boy :(

lidat ... nax time ... u call her notti gal ... she wil call u pretty boy ...

 

[Narong Wongwan]

The most gross is this fat couple i know that call each other publicly as 大肥粪 in hokkien.

 

[Fook Seng]

wat if she had called ... "lao gong!" ...

All the young men will look her direction.

 

[sleaguepunter]

what about name saved inside mobile phone? i seen ppl use dear, wife, mommy,lao gong etc etc... to save their spouse mobile number. if anything happen to me (touch wood), the hospital will have a hard time contacting my wife. i save her number under her name, dont save house number too inside the hp.

why cant ppl call their spouse by their own name in public? yelling lao gong lao bo in public sound damned weird.

 

[jw5]

what about name saved inside mobile phone? i seen ppl use dear, wife, mommy,lao gong etc etc... to save their spouse mobile number. if anything happen to me (touch wood), the hospital will have a hard time contacting my wife. i save her number under her name, dont save house number too inside the hp.

Once I heard someone answer her mobile phone with "Hi Gorgeous".
After reading your post, now I think I know why, the person's name in the phone must be "Gorgeous".

 

[Debonerman]

A man was giving a paint job to this brainy but plain looking woman when suddenly he involuntarily sneezed, "Ah Choo!" And the woman gasped, "Yew! Yew!."

 

[Fook Seng]

A man was giving a paint job to this brainy but plain looking woman when suddenly he involuntarily sneezed, "Ah Choo!" And the woman gasped, "Yew! Yew!."

That must have happened decades ago.

 

[Clone]

lidat ... nax time ... u call her notti gal ... she wil call u pretty boy ...

She called me humsum boy sumtimes. :o

 

[looneytan]

She called me humsum boy sumtimes. :o

Even after you tok !

 

[Froggy]

Was in a crowded airport bus taking passengers from the plane to the terminal after landing, a man called his daughter and shouted loudly (it was really noisy in the crowded bus) but with affection,

”馒头！你吃饱了吗！喂！喂！我说，馒头你吃饱了吗？喂喂 。 。 。 。 。“

 

[Clone]

Even after you tok !

I am more humsum than my KKB. :o

 

[chonburifc]

Nothing is more sickening and vomitting than the Singlish "Deeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr".

Dear is dear. No need to Deeeaaaaarrrr.

 

[Fishypie]

Nothing is more sickening and vomitting than the Singlish "Deeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr".

Dear is dear. No need to Deeeaaaaarrrr.

This cat caLL onLy happens when his girL is about to cum..hence the proLonged Dearrrrrrrr.....

 

[chonburifc]

This cat caLL onLy happens when his girL is about to cum..hence the proLonged Dearrrrrrrr.....

No lah, when about to cum, but cannot make it on time. It's "Siao Liao Lah!!!"

 

[chonburifc]

In the old days, the parents call their children:

Si Lang Kia (Hokkien) or Yao Siu Kiang also have.
Sei Zai (Cantonese) Ham Ka Ling also have.


Sibeh vulgar but these one can only try on own children. Try on other children sure kena Aor Bak Kah.

 

[Fishypie]

Worse ones are those who caLLed others' kids as : Lei ker sei wongwan, Let's see what's our Narongwongwan have
to say on this..

 

[chonburifc]

Worse ones are those who caLLed others' kids as : Lei ker sei wongwan, Let's see what's our Narongwongwan have
to say on this..

Yes, NW can share more on this. Me confirm kena 'Si Lang Kia'. My cousins kena 'Pua Kak Kia' before. But we still survive. Guess this is call, the more you kena whack by parent, the better one becomes.

 

[jw5]

Yao Siu Kiang also have.

what about tua kang yao siu? :o

In this forum, there's a female forummer by the nickname Division I, who starts almost every post with "Oh dear, dear........"

 

[looneytan]

That's mean she's about to cum