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Temporary Shelter

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Dear All,
Need some critical info urgently.
Am homeless now.
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.
Kindly provide info if you do know.
Thank You very much.
 
If you don't mind the record, you can always walk into a police station and assault a poodle. Hardly see one on the street nowadays.
Just kidding.
Try walking into those few high profile temples or churches directly to try your luck if it's really urgent. Keep us posted if any of them rejected you.
 
Dear All,
Need some critical info urgently.
Am homeless now.
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.
Kindly provide info if you do know.
Thank You very much.

If I am at this stage, I will rob a bank, a goldsmith shop etc. Nothing to lose, worst get caught got free stay in changi :p
 
Dear All,
Need some critical info urgently.
Am homeless now.
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.
Kindly provide info if you do know.
Thank You very much.

If you don't mind the record, you can always walk into a police station and assault a poodle. Hardly see one on the street nowadays.
Just kidding.
Try walking into those few high profile temples or churches directly to try your luck if it's really urgent. Keep us posted if any of them rejected you.


1st option most temple will accept.
2nd option just find u enemy beat him up dont kill him/her. U will sent to jail. Meal and medical taken care off.
 
not sure how you got into this predicament of being able to come online for help and having no place to stay.
nonetheless, try bunking in with your relatives or friends for a day or two. work something out. good luck.
 
Dear All,
Need some critical info urgently.
Am homeless now.
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.
Kindly provide info if you do know.
Thank You very much.

You can try, knocking on "heaven's door", try this god's home : http://www.pap.org.sg/ but learn this song first, your worries will be gone in a jiffy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTMMRrxx-Ug

But don't worry.."nobody will be left behind"...but when they find your body..it is far behind..just hang in there..:D
 
look out for old landlady hag at block 69, bedok. she may take in one more roomer for a reamer every other night.
 
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.

That's not volunteering.

If I were you, I would rather sleep under flyovers and bathe at public swimming pools' bathing facilities.
 
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not sure how you got into this predicament of being able to come online for help and having no place to stay.
nonetheless, try bunking in with your relatives or friends for a day or two. work something out. good luck.

such a nice guy you are, and smart too. :p
 
EH you sounded in love with Zhihau and keen to bunk with him..keke

lampar lah u, just becos that time I interpret your dream to say you need to sleep more, you pick on me isit.....keke
 
That's not volunteering.

If I were you, I would rather sleep under flyovers and bathe at public swimming pools' bathing facilities.

Yes work free to get shelter.....no food somemore.....your situation will not improve.
Rather find a paying job and get some money.
 
1st option most temple will accept.
2nd option just find u enemy beat him up dont kill him/her. U will sent to jail. Meal and medical taken care off.

This reminds me of a group of kidney patients who steals in the airport.
They needed money for medical care....so either caught or get away they win.
 
Dear All,
Need some critical info urgently.
Am homeless now.
Where can you get temporary shelter of about 1 year in a church or temple.
Will work there as a volunteer in exchange for temporary shelter.
Kindly provide info if you do know.
Thank You very much.

I am sorry to hear, you can try a shelter such as the one below, they house families too:
http://www.lakeside.org.sg/

Best wishes to you and your family.
 
such a nice guy you are, and smart too. :p

I admire you buddy, I still have a lot to learn.

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