Tasmania needs PAP to run the place

PAP needs to run the whole country not just the arse end state of Tasmania
 
Why are murders in Tasmania so hard to solve?
Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.


Why did Tasmanians evolve to grow two heads?
So they can have an intelligent conversation when they visit the mainland.

Tasmania: Population: 40,000. Surnames: 12

Q: Where was the tooth brush invented?

A: Tasmania. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush!

Q, definition of a tasmanian virgin..

A, a tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What do Tasmanian teenagers say to begin foreplay?
A. You awake Mum?

Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying
her heart out.

Husband says ' Oh for frig's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'

Q: Do you know any good jokes about Tasmanians?
A: Just the one - the rest are true!
 
You gotta be joking.there is a whole bunch of sinkie refugees in australia who escaped PAP clutches.they will disagree

U dont know how many singkies in ozland reminisce of how wonderful their life is in singkieland under the pap,,,
 
Why are murders in Tasmania so hard to solve?
Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.


Why did Tasmanians evolve to grow two heads?
So they can have an intelligent conversation when they visit the mainland.

Tasmania: Population: 40,000. Surnames: 12

Q: Where was the tooth brush invented?

A: Tasmania. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush!

Q, definition of a tasmanian virgin..

A, a tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Q. What do Tasmanian teenagers say to begin foreplay?
A. You awake Mum?

Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying
her heart out.

Husband says ' Oh for frig's sake stop crying, you're still my sister'

Q: Do you know any good jokes about Tasmanians?
A: Just the one - the rest are true!
Maybe tasmanians and malays are related?
 
Maybe tasmanians and malays are related?
Why m&ds? however alot of 'aussies' are from the pacific islands like Xmas Island and some dunno what islands that have a m&d popn,,,,,they are now 'aussies'..so could be Tasmania
 
Tasmania don't need PAP. We can gift them LKY's fingerbone if they promise build a proper cathedral to house it.
 
Tasmania don't need PAP. We can gift them LKY's fingerbone if they promise build a proper cathedral to house it.

See what the PAP has done with this peesai. With more land and resources in Tasmania, PAP can turn it into something even better than SINKapore.
 
See what the PAP has done with this peesai. With more land and resources in Tasmania, PAP can turn it into something even better than SINKapore.
You overstate their importance. Without LKY, Singapore will just be a fishy village. :rolleyes:
 


Was planning to do a one or two week road trip driving around in Tasmania - my first ever. Choose Tasmania because it is right hand drive, signs in English, good scenery, etc. After Tasmania trial run, then the rest of the world. :whistling: I will bear in mind to avoid driving in or out of Hobart during peak hours :cool:
 
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