Propoganda spin usually involves a Chink, Neh and Mat.....
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PEASANTPORE: Serfs who have dedicated their time and effort to keeping Familee's wealth safe and secure from the Northern Mats and Southern Indos were recognised, as Peasantpore marks 45 years of National Serfs.
15 serfs won the "Goondu National Serfs of the Year" award and 66 the "Baboon Full-time National Serfs (NSF) of the Year" award.
Only big shot winners received their award at the NS45 Commemoration Dinner held at The Float@Marina Bay on Monday evening and the rest are told to fark off and not spoil the Marina Bay ambience.
One of the "National Serf of the Year" award recipients was paper tiger Lieutenant-Colonel Dannie Lien-lian, Chief ASS of the 4th Peasantpore Armless Brigade.
LTC Lien-lian believes strongly in making sure his 2000 serfs do not die in silly incident/accidents safety and during the senseless in-camp training.
He said: "KNNCCB, I know, you know, we only hold the ground till US Seventh Fleet sails into town. So to prevent parents and wives from bugging me if their sons or hubbies die during accidents, I farking make sure we wayang during in-camp trainings. i make my paper tiger officers spend a lot of time going through the wayang programmes and make sure our serfs do not drop dead after a jog. If lumpar training is unrealistic, we canned it lor else PRCs will complain we make too much noise. Many serfs use the book-out time to visit cheap whores in Geylang but I pretend not to know. Smarter ones actually complain they kenna passed over for promotions or job offers thanks to their silly in-camp trainings but I heck care because I run my own business lor. I just make sure Mindef pay me director fees and thats what I care! You lose out to foreigners because of in-camp liabilities, too bad and you still have to protect them lor. Hokkien people says 'lan lan, lumpar pa lan'."
The 49-year-old merchant of a marine and offshore services firm has not missed any in-camp training for the last 10 years because he wants serfs to protect his assets if Northern Mats or Southern Indos decide to try some cheap tricks.
And he wants his serfs to take wayang seriously and visit Geylang discretly without attracting attentions from the Netizens.
"Got this particular National Serf, who was a company servant mojo...he has unwisely applied for deferment as his local boss a bit kuai-lan. I had lunch with the employer, explained to the employer that he can use this excuse to sack that particular serf after training and employ cheaper pinoys. The employer thanked me and allowed the serf to came back for training but I know now he is marked and will be retrenched soon. You think I care?," said LTC Lien-lian.
For his contributions, the veteran received the "Most Wayang Serf of the Year" award on Monday.
Meanwhile we have another neh, Nanyang Degree Mill student Prem-neh Nadai-neh Latchma-neh received the "Full-time National Serf (NSF) of the Year" award. He must be one of those idiots who ensured some White Horses' safety during his wayang NS.
Of course, we cannot ignore the Mats. Also recognised for his contributions to National Serf is commando Sai-full-Ah, who received an NS45 commemoration book because he vowed never to use his training to declare jihad on the regime.
The gangster Ministry of Defence says it will intend to force all National Serfs of different ranks and different walks of life to buy their own insurance so that Mindef can skip the compensations if they drop dead. In addition, Mindef intends to downplay White Horses and cushy vocations lest peasants use the Patrick Tan Incident to ask uncomfortable questions.
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PEASANTPORE: Serfs who have dedicated their time and effort to keeping Familee's wealth safe and secure from the Northern Mats and Southern Indos were recognised, as Peasantpore marks 45 years of National Serfs.
15 serfs won the "Goondu National Serfs of the Year" award and 66 the "Baboon Full-time National Serfs (NSF) of the Year" award.
Only big shot winners received their award at the NS45 Commemoration Dinner held at The Float@Marina Bay on Monday evening and the rest are told to fark off and not spoil the Marina Bay ambience.
One of the "National Serf of the Year" award recipients was paper tiger Lieutenant-Colonel Dannie Lien-lian, Chief ASS of the 4th Peasantpore Armless Brigade.
LTC Lien-lian believes strongly in making sure his 2000 serfs do not die in silly incident/accidents safety and during the senseless in-camp training.
He said: "KNNCCB, I know, you know, we only hold the ground till US Seventh Fleet sails into town. So to prevent parents and wives from bugging me if their sons or hubbies die during accidents, I farking make sure we wayang during in-camp trainings. i make my paper tiger officers spend a lot of time going through the wayang programmes and make sure our serfs do not drop dead after a jog. If lumpar training is unrealistic, we canned it lor else PRCs will complain we make too much noise. Many serfs use the book-out time to visit cheap whores in Geylang but I pretend not to know. Smarter ones actually complain they kenna passed over for promotions or job offers thanks to their silly in-camp trainings but I heck care because I run my own business lor. I just make sure Mindef pay me director fees and thats what I care! You lose out to foreigners because of in-camp liabilities, too bad and you still have to protect them lor. Hokkien people says 'lan lan, lumpar pa lan'."
The 49-year-old merchant of a marine and offshore services firm has not missed any in-camp training for the last 10 years because he wants serfs to protect his assets if Northern Mats or Southern Indos decide to try some cheap tricks.
And he wants his serfs to take wayang seriously and visit Geylang discretly without attracting attentions from the Netizens.
"Got this particular National Serf, who was a company servant mojo...he has unwisely applied for deferment as his local boss a bit kuai-lan. I had lunch with the employer, explained to the employer that he can use this excuse to sack that particular serf after training and employ cheaper pinoys. The employer thanked me and allowed the serf to came back for training but I know now he is marked and will be retrenched soon. You think I care?," said LTC Lien-lian.
For his contributions, the veteran received the "Most Wayang Serf of the Year" award on Monday.
Meanwhile we have another neh, Nanyang Degree Mill student Prem-neh Nadai-neh Latchma-neh received the "Full-time National Serf (NSF) of the Year" award. He must be one of those idiots who ensured some White Horses' safety during his wayang NS.
Of course, we cannot ignore the Mats. Also recognised for his contributions to National Serf is commando Sai-full-Ah, who received an NS45 commemoration book because he vowed never to use his training to declare jihad on the regime.
The gangster Ministry of Defence says it will intend to force all National Serfs of different ranks and different walks of life to buy their own insurance so that Mindef can skip the compensations if they drop dead. In addition, Mindef intends to downplay White Horses and cushy vocations lest peasants use the Patrick Tan Incident to ask uncomfortable questions.
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