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Peasantpore: The Stupid Donkey Arses (SDA) has chosen Pork Seller Desmond Lim Bak Chuan as its candidate for the Punggol East by-erection.
It said in a statement on Tuesday that its campaign slogan for Pork Seller Lim is 'Glutton for Punishment'.
It added that Pork Seller Lim is "giving out free condoms for peasants who vote for him".
On why he's making a comeback despite his defeat in the 2011 General Erections, when he lost his erection deposit of S$16,000, Pork Seller Lim said Ruler Loong has issued a secret decree to him.
"Ruler Loong saw how the other two idiot Tans enabled the regime's Phony Tan to win the presidency with just 33% of the votes. Hence he issue a decree, ordering me to split the vote as he did not trust that SDP will do the dirty work." he said in the statement.
The Stupid Donkey Arses said Pork Seller Lim's 'Cock never harden' attitude earn him the dislain of Punggol East peasants.
It added that he will reach out to residents by giving discounts on his pork.
Pork Seller Lim made his round of the ward on Tuesday, visiting peasants in their homes and teaching them the finer points of the Palmer's Doggy Style that sent Laura Ong to Paradise.
If elected, Pork Seller Lim plans to set aside a third of his allowance as a Peasants' Representative to start an to make Bed Bugs perform for Old Peasants.
He also wants to make improving infrastructure in Punggol top on his list, probably increasing the number of pork stalls
"Do not call me a lumpar kia behind my back hor. I merely following Ruler Loong's decree only hor.," he said.
On the national front, Pork Seller Lim stole SDP's idea and 'proposed' that Housing Mafia's birdcage be sold to lower-income Peasants at cost price. As good as asking Cat 80 whores to slash their fucking price by 50%.
Pork Seller Lim said he is not intimidated by various calls to back off from contesting in the by-erections, despite the Stupid Donkey Arse's earlier wise decision to fuck off in order to avoid a multi-cornered fight. He says Ruler Loong will give him some goodies for spoiling the votes and declines to reveal more information.
Peasantpore: The Stupid Donkey Arses (SDA) has chosen Pork Seller Desmond Lim Bak Chuan as its candidate for the Punggol East by-erection.
It said in a statement on Tuesday that its campaign slogan for Pork Seller Lim is 'Glutton for Punishment'.
It added that Pork Seller Lim is "giving out free condoms for peasants who vote for him".
On why he's making a comeback despite his defeat in the 2011 General Erections, when he lost his erection deposit of S$16,000, Pork Seller Lim said Ruler Loong has issued a secret decree to him.
"Ruler Loong saw how the other two idiot Tans enabled the regime's Phony Tan to win the presidency with just 33% of the votes. Hence he issue a decree, ordering me to split the vote as he did not trust that SDP will do the dirty work." he said in the statement.
The Stupid Donkey Arses said Pork Seller Lim's 'Cock never harden' attitude earn him the dislain of Punggol East peasants.
It added that he will reach out to residents by giving discounts on his pork.
Pork Seller Lim made his round of the ward on Tuesday, visiting peasants in their homes and teaching them the finer points of the Palmer's Doggy Style that sent Laura Ong to Paradise.
If elected, Pork Seller Lim plans to set aside a third of his allowance as a Peasants' Representative to start an to make Bed Bugs perform for Old Peasants.
He also wants to make improving infrastructure in Punggol top on his list, probably increasing the number of pork stalls
"Do not call me a lumpar kia behind my back hor. I merely following Ruler Loong's decree only hor.," he said.
On the national front, Pork Seller Lim stole SDP's idea and 'proposed' that Housing Mafia's birdcage be sold to lower-income Peasants at cost price. As good as asking Cat 80 whores to slash their fucking price by 50%.
Pork Seller Lim said he is not intimidated by various calls to back off from contesting in the by-erections, despite the Stupid Donkey Arse's earlier wise decision to fuck off in order to avoid a multi-cornered fight. He says Ruler Loong will give him some goodies for spoiling the votes and declines to reveal more information.
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