Sticker Lady charged to send subtle warning to vocal peasants

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PEASANTPORE: "Sticker Lady" Samantha Lo Xin Hui has been charged in the regime's kangaroo court with mischief. This serves as a warning that peasants should not even take lighted hearted pot shots at Ruler Loong and his Papa Lee.

Her seven charges are still not determined and but one with the "Not Your Father's Road' will stay.

As usual, the 26-year-old arrived five minutes late for her scheduled hearing since it is a given that she be served a fine. As an under-table deal has been reached, she appeared calm as the trumped up charges were read out to her.

Lo, probably a lesbian, who was dressed in a blazer and jeans, initially faced 15 charges but wise old peasants know it is easier to declare her a lesbian and apply Section 371 on her.

Between November 2011 and May 2012, what infuriated Old Autocrat was not that Lo allegedly spray-painted words on public roads and placed stickers on traffic light controller boxes. What popped the Old Autocrat was the 'Not your father's road' around a Tanjong Pajar road, a silly reference to Old Autocrat who represents peasants in that district.

Lesbian Lo was charged alongside with her accomplice, probably Bapok Anthony Chong Tze Chen. He has more reasons to stay out of Queenstown or his arse will ripped apart within a fortnight.

Lesbian Lo is represented by Legal Lackey Philip Jeya-the-nam and Derek Kang Cunt.

30-year-old Bapok Chong, who knows his fate is sealed opted for a cheaper lawyer, is represented by Cunt-neth Pereira.

Law Minion 山木庚, indulging in retail politics, confirmed he met the pair and made an deal with the Kangaroo Court on their behalf. Both the lesbian and bapok are to pledge guilty and not make Jane Austen like defence. Lebsian Lo will be given a slap on the wrist but Bapok Chong will need some punishment.

The common intent is to warn peasants that future veiled attacks on Old Autocrat cannot be tolerated, even masked with other creative inputs. The Kangaroo Court staged this Show Trial first and final exception.
 
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