Steal Eat 101 ...... Basic of basic principle ........

[Equalisation]

Shit already, must flush ....:o

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Golden rule: don't eat and shit in the same backyard.

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. bros, good one.
2. my take: never admit to anything your spouse questions

 

[Microsoft]

never admit to anything your spouse questions

If spouse start asking question u oredi in danger zone...neber arouse her suspicion...

 

[laksaboy]

Don't let her know where you stay or work.

Use a pseudonym, initials or Western name.

Don't communicate too much (sms, talk, whatsapp). More talk = more chances of blurting out details that can be used against you.

Don't show too much affection. Some girls are very possessive, very sticky/clingy. Will be hard to get rid of her later on.

Be tactical. Avoid fixed timings and regular places.

 

[Agoraphobic]

Shit already, must flush ....:o

Who said?!? There is no law that says MUST flush. Wiping backside takes higher priority than flushing. Only cissy coniderate pushovers flush. Real men just walk away after dumping their shit.

Cheers!

 

[shctaw]

Who said?!? There is no law that says MUST flush. Wiping backside takes higher priority than flushing. Only cissy coniderate pushovers flush. Real men just walk away after dumping their shit.

Cheers!

Sometime really hard not to bite when I fully cooked chicken is place in front of you. Human nature. Man instinct.

 

[Dreamer1]

Shit already, must flush ....:o

PM Lee of PAP should come out with a statement of fact-we in PAP also have plenty of fuckers,no different from other political parties,we are human.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Machiam surfing this forum....
Do not reveal any personal details....or too much about yourself.
Do not coonect thru those Facebook, twitter etc
Exit when the going is good and move on to the next.
Never say love or wherever lovely dovey stuff those cannot reveal its only for sex also.
Best is give the idea you always have to travel in the course of your work.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Additional....never intro or hang out with either party's friends, colleagues or relatives

 

[Blazars]

Bro. He is different leh. He cant flush away cos they see each other almost everyday. I would say, dont shit at the place you eat.

 

[Alamaking]

Dun use the same hand to eat and wipe your shit...

 

[jw5]

Avoid creampies and fishypies.

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. honest, always bonk safe
2. don't be some hero & preggy the gal.
3. wash the dickhead thoroughly after bonking.
4. one of my "steal eat" buddy's wife has some strange method checking on her "cheating" hubby.
5. she literally "smell" his prickhead for cum hoh as some kind of physical inspection.

 

[KopiO]

Who said?!? There is no law that says MUST flush. Wiping backside takes higher priority than flushing. Only cissy coniderate pushovers flush. Real men just walk away after dumping their shit.

Cheers!

REAL men don't need to steal.

A**holes steal.

 

[Wildfire]

Don's use cellular phone, your location can by pinpoint
Don't talk on handphone, your voice print can be identified and recorded
Don't send SMS and whatsapp, your messages are retained on service providers' servers
Don't use online and social networking services
Don't meet in hotels, motels and inns, you are on candid cameras (CTVs)
Don't shop together, you are also on candid cameras
Don't take public transport especially MRTs, you are on candid cameras
Don't "da boa", DNA can prove beyond doubts

So how to communicate and "steal eat" :(

Do use smoke signal, visible for miles on clear weather
Silent and economical
Express services, instant visibility
Leave no trace after use
No monthly subscription fee
No monthly data cap

Oh …


Do wear raincoat for added protection … prevent unwanted headache, disposable and stop free Aids!

 

[nickname]

The best way to steal eat is to legalize and formalize it.

 

[KopiO]

The best way to steal eat is to legalize and formalize it.

Why don't you start a petition to legalized STEALING?

 

[laksaboy]

REAL men don't need to steal.

A**holes steal.

Assholes and jerks get laid.

Nice guys marry the girl after she got plugged by the bad boys in various orifices.

In womanspeak:
"I've had my fun, now it's time to settle down with a good provider."

 

[Wildfire]

The best way to steal eat is to legalize and formalize it.

Nay ...

It's cut the chase and kill the fun

It dampens our predator instinct!