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Former PM of Singapore Mr Lee Kuan Yew made special appearance on it's nation 58th birthday celebration. When the founding father of Singapore one could hear Singapore as a whole heave an almost audible sigh of relief. The elder statesman's grand entrance at the NDP ceremony held at the new National Stadium sparked thunderous applause from the 60000 spectators in attendance, and quite possibly from the hundreds of thousands also watching on television. It finally put to bed decade long rumours surrounding the health and condition of the 100-year-old. LKY never missed a single NDP since 1965.
 
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2024..singapore becomes a protectrate of china part of s china sea economic zone stretching fr hainan
 
Fuck lah, another 10years my bubbly all become vintage already lah.

Don't chek ark can? :D
 
Wrong. USA will absorb Singapore and issue a claim on Spratlys.

In a single move, US will have China cornered. And we can go move to Hawaii.
 
Year 2024. It was 4 years after the Great War. Peak Oil had actually arrived and oil producing countries did not yield and maintained their high prices.

With their economies depleted by the Eurozone crisis 10 years before, Europe and the US had either to drastically reduced their energy consumption and bring their societies back to the dark ages or together plan a war to control this critical supply.

Unfortunately wars at this age were unlike those in the early 2000's. China and Russia having made huge advances in diplomatic initiative with Africa and the Oil Producing countries in the earlier years were not passive observers but active participants.

In one fateful night from Asia to Europe and afternoon in the USA, the opposing sides let go of their full arsenal of nuclear armament. The EMP generated by the initial airbursts in both eastern and western skies disabled all communication connectivity and GPS capability. There was no winner.

It took the world a full month to determine the extent of the damage. But what was certain was the clock had been set back a hundred years with fire wood and coal as the main sources of energy. As the consumption level has been reduced drastically due to the elimination of the bulk of the population particularly in the cities and elimination of all forms of electronics, this was enough for all.

Four years on, the pale colour on everyone's face still lingers. As everybody looks more or less the same, skin colour is now never an issue.

Tomorrow, the League of Remaining Communities will meet on Mt Tianshan to determine the Master Plan of technological development for the next 100 years. We hopefully look forward to the release of this important information.
 
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They'll have to push him in on a wheelchair....

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Tomorrow, the League of Remaining Communities will meet on Mt Tianshan to determine the Master Plan of technological development for the next 100 years. We hopefully look forward to the release of this important information.

The day after, they will all proceed to Wudang Shan, where Zhang Sanfeng on the eve of his 689th birthday, will teach all of them the basic steps to his creation "Taichi Jian".
 
Let's hope the dwindling Sinkie population will be effectively subsumed into the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere" by 2024. :)
 
no need to hope bro cruxx.....its going to happen on 19 Sept 2022.

Let's hope the dwindling Sinkie population will be effectively subsumed into the "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere" by 2024. :)
 
With the best medical care being accorded to the Emperor, there's a high chance that he can live up to 100 years old.. He could turn out to be a walking Zombie by then.. This can be quite scary for many of us..
 
With the best medical care being accorded to the Emperor, there's a high chance that he can live up to 100 years old.. He could turn out to be a walking Zombie by then.. This can be quite scary for many of us..

The reason why Harry I of Syonan-to enjoys such longevity is down to his pathological hypochondria rather than the quality of Sinkie healthcare. Remember my rule of thumb: Singaporeans are useless. And that extends to Sinkie doctors too. :rolleyes:
 
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With the best medical care being accorded to the Emperor, there's a high chance that he can live up to 100 years old.. He could turn out to be a walking Zombie by then.. This can be quite scary for many of us..

Especially when he crackled in laughter in front of children, he could scare the hell out of these children.
 
Especially when he crackled in laughter in front of children, he could scare the hell out of these children.

Many adults would be scared too, but most of them will pretend not to be, clapping, smiling and even cackling in laughter at appropriate moments.

Hey, are we talking about national day rally speech here?
 
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