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Chitchat S'porean woman's pussy got bitten by a crab on Changi beach.
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Hiam Chio Hei Mai Hum.
Mistake for an oyster still ok....if crab mistake cunt as sea shell aka home shelter, crawl and stay in it, then woman will really have a big problem...or a unique feature...depending on how you look at it.
Imagine every time some tom, dick or harry wanted to poke his organ into the orifice, the crab will come out of the hole and mistook the two balls as oysters.....
Alternatively, when all toms, dicks and harrys ceased to want to fornicate with the woman, she can go to the circus and become an exhibit of natural cunt nut cracker......or cunt ball picker, or cunt balloon burster, sure earn lotsa money....
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In 1993-4 my Friend kena from a snake when he was shitting - Fok Keng Choy, ex-national shot putt champion.
Now this incident. Honestly, what are the chances of one becoming a victim?
Now this incident. Honestly, what are the chances of one becoming a victim?
Just go ask the actuaries. They will have the statistics to support any of such incidences for insurance purposes....
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It's to punish the cheebye for being too smelly.
The crab might have crawl in if she open wider.
The crab might have crawl in if she open wider.
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Just go ask the actuaries. They will have the statistics to support any of such incidences for insurance purposes....
yes,some1 shit and kena bitten twice
I seriously think it is fake news. The deliberate mention to suck the poison from the crab bite was obviously inevitable to bring in the corny parts. Well, those who sucked the oyster better hope they didnt kena mouth herpes.
it'll be obvious where this guy got bitten twice - lower hanging fruits are appealing and always plucked first.
always an occupational hazard for those with "1 standing, 2 hanging" bits, although wayward crabs are now looking for homes in all the wrong fishy places
Mistake for an oyster still ok....if crab mistake cunt as sea shell aka home shelter, crawl and stay in it, then woman will really have a big problem...or a unique feature...depending on how you look at it.
Imagine every time some tom, dick or harry wanted to poke his organ into the orifice, the crab will come out of the hole and mistook the two balls as oysters.....
Alternatively, when all toms, dicks and harrys ceased to want to fornicate with the woman, she can go to the circus and become an exhibit of natural cunt nut cracker......or cunt ball picker, or cunt balloon burster, sure earn lotsa money....
The crab can not differentiate the different as it looks identical to the woman CB!! tio boh??
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I heard crabs like rotten and decomposing meat so was the oyster in question rotten or smelly ?
