Some insects are hard to kill

[rusty]

Try this...no risk.

Catch a housefly, any race any size
I won't know how you do it but you must try
Put it in a bottle with some remaining beer
Shake the mixture without any fear
Do it for as long as you like
Pour out the contents when you think the fly has died
Smoke a cigarette and flick the ashes to cover the fly
Do it until the insect is no longer visible to your eyes
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Without women, all the men's balls will rust
Rise insect rise
Be suprise when it awakes and begins to fly


Please zap me if it doesn't work or if you feel this is cruel.

 

[jw5]

I just use baygon, the new type with the orange citrus smell.

 

[songsongjurong]

a particular locust breed with strong dna of p.r.c strain is equally resilient and near indestructible, they numbers in the billions...

 

[Char_Azn]

After seeing the title I thought this was another GMS thread

 

[Raiders]

a particular locust breed with strong dna of p.r.c strain is equally resilient and near indestructible, they numbers in the billions...

You forgot about the cockroach in our forum.

 

[rusty]

Hey guys...I am serious.
Flies are immune to alcohol.
I did it a couple of times trying to drown it each time it survived and I don't know why.

 

[Raiders]

Hey guys...I am serious.
Flies are immune to alcohol.
I did it a couple of times trying to drown it each time it survived and I don't know why.

It's hard to catch one in the first place. They are super nimble.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Use the GohMengSINGH brand. Selling at NTUC. Super effective. Money back guarantee somemore. WTF! Not what the fuck but where to find?

 

[rusty]

It's hard to catch one in the first place. They are super nimble.

It's even harder to climb a tall buiding but French Spiderman did it.

 

[jw5]

Use the GohMengSINGH brand. Selling at NTUC. Super effective. Money back guarantee somemore. WTF! Not what the fuck but where to find?

Beware, this brand will give your ass a rash which will not go away.
Please don't use it.

 

[rusty]

Use the GohMengSINGH brand. Selling at NTUC. Super effective. Money back guarantee somemore. WTF! Not what the fuck but where to find?

I thought the brand should be GohMinsect

 

[Ramseth]

Try this...no risk.

Catch a housefly, any race any size
I won't know how you do it but you must try
Put it in a bottle with some remaining beer
Shake the mixture without any fear
Do it for as long as you like
Pour out the contents when you think the fly has died
Smoke a cigarette and flick the ashes to cover the fly
Do it until the insect is no longer visible to your eyes
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Without women, all the men's balls will rust
Rise insect rise
Be suprise when it awakes and begins to fly


Please zap me if it doesn't work or if you feel this is cruel.

Instead of zap you, I up you. I love this type of solid first class posting. Whatever any animal or insect that annoys us humans, we're entitled to kill it, by whichever means. Once in a Thai kampung, there was a fly that tried to have sip of my beer but apparently slipped into the glass and became too wet to fly out. And you're right, flies are immune to alcohol and can swim and try to crawl their way out to dry and regain flight. I immediately covered the glass and shaked it until the fly was half drown half faint. The beer became undrinkable and wasted of course. But I exacted the price out of the beer raiding pest, picked out the half-life and smacked it flat!

 

[groober2011]

As a kid I used to catch them with my hand. Bring your opened palm about 50 - 70 mm as close as possible to the unsuspecting fly. Then catch it with a swift swipe and slam it onto the ground as hard as possible. Not 100% successful as they are fast but 50/50. Nowadays they are pretty rare so I no longer do it.

 

[looneytan]

Nowadays they are pretty rare so I no longer do it.

come with me to Gelang Patah roadside restaurant where I stop after golf game one day la bro,

I guarantee you will have a field day

 

[groober2011]

come with me to Gelang Patah roadside restaurant where I stop after golf game one day la bro,

I guarantee you will have a field day

Haha, I will take a rain check for this bro. I don't really hunt for flies, and will do it only if necessary.

 

[Raiders]

Flies children is maggot right?

Maggots gave me the chill. I have a phobia for it.

 

[rusty]

Instead of zap you, I up you. I love this type of solid first class posting. Whatever any animal or insect that annoys us humans, we're entitled to kill it, by whichever means. Once in a Thai kampung, there was a fly that tried to have sip of my beer but apparently slipped into the glass and became too wet to fly out. And you're right, flies are immune to alcohol and can swim and try to crawl their way out to dry and regain flight. I immediately covered the glass and shaked it until the fly was half drown half faint. The beer became undrinkable and wasted of course. But I exacted the price out of the beer raiding pest, picked out the half-life and smacked it flat!

Thank you boss for the raise and also for sharing the same problem I had with this insect while having beer at Punggol Seafood back then.
The fly somehow dropped into my beer bottle, maybe it forgot to wear anti-skid shoes while balancing on the rim. I quickly covered the half filled bottle with my palms and shaking it vigorously with a vengence like GMS, trying to drown it. It was annoying enough having to fan off surrounding flies landing on our food and this fucker contaminated my precious golden juice. We continued our drinking for quite a while until my friend noticed that it was dead. I poured out the beer leaving the insect on the table and flicked my ashes on it like ceremonial burial as we joked. Suddenly, after the ashes had soaked up the juice from its wings, took off with disbelieves.
Maybe if one day we have a chance to drink outdoor, we try it again.

 

[sirus]

As a kid I used to catch them with my hand. Bring your opened palm about 50 - 70 mm as close as possible to the unsuspecting fly. Then catch it with a swift swipe and slam it onto the ground as hard as possible. Not 100% successful as they are fast but 50/50. Nowadays they are pretty rare so I no longer do it.

Kwai Chen Kian, as quickly as can snatch the pebble from my hand.
If you can snatch the pebble from hand, it's time for you to leave.

guess who said that?

 

[chonburifc]

Hahahaha. Remind me of the movie Sun Wu Kong want to kill his Tang Shan Zhang because Tang Shan Zhang machiam like fly, no matter how Sun Wu Kong try to kill the fly, it just won't die.

 

[zhihau]

Try this...no risk.

bro,
have you ever tried with some other mixtures?
water, cola or rum to complete the picture.
keep the fly intact, after all that tumble,
perhaps with other abuse, the fly'd sure crumble.
should the fly still survive such violent abuse
we could find ourselves something better to amuse