Chitchat So what is the joke about? Care to share it?

[PinkaChung]

 

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Gay Loong: Barack, just now I shake your hand, I was so surprised I did not get any black stuff on it.

Obama: Hahahahaha Ah Loong, you so funny, tomolo I will nuke your little peesai island, u moron.

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

this one i like

 

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Gay Loong: "Barack ah, your wife just telling me that Black man is sibei hung like a donkey. Is this true?"
Obama: "Yes, yes, its quite true Ah Loong. Why? Your Ho want to try my tuakee izzit?"
Gay Loong: " Forget about her, its for me lah"
Obama: "hahahhaha, u so funny"

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

 

[chootchiew]

So how.. tonight you behind or I behind.. me ...OK OK. .hehe..OK set.

 

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this one i like

Obama: "Mrs Ho, you rub my leg one more time with your hand, I will throw up, ok? Then if you don't stop after that, I will declare war on SIngapore"
Jinx: "Hahahaha, Blackie, you so funny. hahahha. Declare war. hahahahhahha. Throw up. hahahhahahah"
Obama Retching: Blarghhhhhh

 

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Obama: "Ah Ho, See, this woman I am toasting is the best fuck in the room"
Jinx: "Barack, u haven't tried me yet, mah"

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

 

[steffychun]

I wear panties, Mr. President.

Don't worry, my wife doesn't.

 

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Denny Heck: "Barack, lets threesome Jinxy tonight"
Obama: "You are on"
Jinx: "You guys!!"

 

[PinkaChung]

Why must every joke got to be about sex?

 

[halsey02]

Why must every joke got to be about sex?

Life is about, food, sex & drink....eat, drink, f$#$^%^% & be merry....or some people, when they feel merry, they are gay....ha ha ha ha, last time, gay means happy.....now!....ha ha ha ha