Singapura in the very beginning was already a big mistake

[leetahbar]

yesterday was father's day. i was explaining to my boy that Singapura should be correctly named Babipura.

Sang Nila Utama couldn't have seen a lion. His aide was lying to him and probably very wrong.

Lion facts: lions can only be found in the savannah desert of african plains. not in any asian countries and definitely not littledot singapore which should be called instead Pigapore.

sang ni most likely saw an old wild boar with a big mane (just like a lion, maybe).

so singapore's correct name should be Pigapore or Babipura or 猪加坡。:p

 

[leetahbar]

so instead of deploying honest historians to check out the facts, gahmen invented another bigger lie: THE MERLION.

anyone want to listen to the real story about the merlion?

 

[leetahbar]

if there was no Lion to begin with, where the hell come a merLion.

another folklore that a mermaid was raped by a lion and the offspring a half fish half lion or a "merlion'? a bigger lie breeding a smaller lie. :(

 

[leetahbar]

i really would appreciate the gahmen once and for all clarify and rectify the authencity of SINGAPURA. i ve the gut hunch that it was all a fxxking big mistake when sang nila utama named this cuntry and thought he really saw a "singa". a wild old boar with a man was the most likely culprit he saw and mistook it for a singa.

if that was proven right, shouldn't SINGAPURA be bold enough to change to a new trueful name called BABIPURA? and singapore should be PIGAPORE??

then pigs shall rule !! :p

 

[leetahbar]

expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

instead of the pigs who should be ruling this PIGAPORE, very exquisite and expensive cows and lembus rule. they moo and brag about the greener pasture here which were strangely reserved more for the foreign talents who invade the land robbing the pigs of their lucrative jobs.

maybe...i say maybe only hor, this land wrongly named SINGAPURA which unabashfully should be corrected to BABIPURA should be renamed one more time as LEMBUPURA to reflect that holy cows and expensive lembus dominate over a nation of pigs waiting to be brutally slaughtered :*:

 

[Dark Knight]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

That British chap "Sir S.R." got so many place don't land but chosen Sillypore instead may be the greatest mistakes of all time.

 

[leetahbar]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

That British chap "Sir S.R." got so many place don't land but chosen Sillypore instead may be the greatest mistakes of all time.

besides pigs, sows, cows....we also have very horny minah pussies. hotprick s. r. was spoilt for choices. and haven't mentioned anything about the doggies and bitches yet :p

 

[Dark Knight]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

besides pigs, sows, cows....we also have very horny minah pussies. hotprick s. r. was spoilt for choices. and haven't mentioned anything about the doggies and bitches yet :p

That Sir S.R. could have made a better choice if he had sailed further down to an island called "Bali".
He will be able to enjoy his stay there with so many "tan top minah" during that time.
That could have rewrite the entire history of Bali island.

 

[leetahbar]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

That Sir S.R. could have made a better choice if he had sailed further down to an island called "Bali".
He will be able to enjoy his stay there with so many "tan top minah" during that time.
That could have rewrite the entire history of Bali island.

that place if u mess with their local pussies, s.r might have got his pet cock chop chop

 

[Lizzert]

if there was no Lion to begin with, where the hell come a merLion.

another folklore that a mermaid was raped by a lion and the offspring a half fish half lion or a "merlion'? a bigger lie breeding a smaller lie. :(

Actually. it was a group of Ah Neh fishermen who gang-raped a Giant Red Snapper they caught off Sentosa island.

After the Ah Nehs finished gang-raping the fish they left her to die on Siloso Beach, but she survived and gave birth to an ugly
half fucked looking fish with a bulbous head. As usual local government officials came, covered up the story and put usual spin on story
and that ugly bastard child became an iconic symbol.

 

[leetahbar]

Actually. it was a group of Ah Neh fishermen who gang-raped a Giant Red Snapper they caught off Sentosa island.

After the Ah Nehs finished gang-raping the fish they left her to die on Siloso Beach, but she survived and gave birth to an ugly
half fucked looking fish with a bulbous head. As usual local government officials came, covered up the story and put usual spin on story
and that ugly bastard child became an iconic symbol.

liddat also can one meh?

Lion city to begin with is already a big mistake. where got lion? wild sows and boars aplenty and that's why they are culling them.

 

[Kuailan]

I thou Singapore name derived from Raffles and his body guard Babu Singh.

What happened was the 2 babu singh was walking along the longkang, a Malay lady
was washing her bra and sarong. So the 2 babu singh wanted to play prank on the lady and took
off the sarong and the bra. The lady chased after the 2 babu singh.

Shouted "Singh Gapoh"

So Raffles heard the commotion and said oh I see this place is "Singapore"

 

[Tuayapeh]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

instead of the pigs who should be ruling this PIGAPORE, very exquisite and expensive cows and lembus rule. they moo and brag about the greener pasture here which were strangely reserved more for the foreign talents who invade the land robbing the pigs of their lucrative jobs.

maybe...i say maybe only hor, this land wrongly named SINGAPURA which unabashfully should be corrected to BABIPURA should be renamed one more time as LEMBUPURA to reflect that holy cows and expensive lembus dominate over a nation of pigs waiting to be brutally slaughtered :*:

Lol..a..hahahah no wonder the smelly kekling kiahs are slowly taking over this damm country.....


Granted that your observations do make some sense....the bloody truth is this country ...its govt, systems, markets, economy and reserves etc ...are all built on bullshit....

 

[leetahbar]

Re: expen$ive lembus and cows rule instead :(

as could be seen, singapura in the beginning was already a big farce. a big fake!

now our emperor pinky also loves to fake himself by wearing an invisible robe and strutting proudly in FB thinking that his page is overflowed with "likes". just like the original fairytale EMPEROR AND HIS NEW CLOTHE, it was just an illusion.

for every likes he got, there were many dislikes about him. and so he keeps living in his lofty ivory tower basking in his emperor's new clothe and screw the peasants mercilessly. there would be a time when KY is run out, then probably he would resort to using butter or worst jam or kaya which would leave behind a trail of fire ants :(