Singaporean pick up lines

[roadrunner]

However if Ang Mor man use some cock up pick up lines, anyhowly say also can net SPG

Yes but SPG prefer to be caught by Angmos, SPGs are in fact very experienced fishermen, they don't anyhow set net to catch Angmo, they normally prefer to Trawl, lidat can catch even more Angmo

 

[Fishypie]

However if Ang Mor man use some cock up pick up lines, anyhowly say also can net SPG

Right on.Nap Nap bo beh chow..

 

[CopyCat]

Lim pek ga li gonh, priest hor, dun touchie my german pussies cat hor. limpek confirm hor li si hor.

 

[oppoibchief]

angmo gal very hairy and pokey...not nice at all

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

angmo gal very hairy and pokey...not nice at all

Those I had trimmed their bush down to a smooth landing strip. Very nice. The more upscale ones generally go to the gym etc and take care of their bodies well too

 

[babuSingh]

WANNA SIO KAN GANGNAM STYLE?

Ccb simi lan also gangnam style

 

[monkey101]

Good analysis, the problem is that most Singaporean won't even have a clue on how to pick up a girl. Its not in the textbook!

how do u know. girls love bananas.

 

[yaosiu]

Is the guy wearing a ring?

 

[Cruxx]

That's the way it is in Ang Moh country.
Yes, it seems like bragging in our culture.

Did you actually read the post?

 

[Cruxx]

angmo gal very hairy and pokey...not nice at all

Agree. Angmo gals very ugly.

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

Agree. Angmo gals very ugly.

Without makeup, ang mor girls look even worse! Have to wear sunglasses!

 

[blur sotong]

What do you think of Sg Man's outstanding performance?

He is really clueless. Think he is much more blur than me. :p

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

He is really clueless. Think he is much more blur than me. :p

Can Mr Singapore contestants save the day??

 

[roadrunner]

Ccb simi lan also gangnam style

better to be gangnam style than kena Kum Lum style!

 

[eatshitndie]

Good analysis, the problem is that most Singaporean won't even have a clue on how to pick up a girl. Its not in the textbook!

that sinkie moron pretty much f*cked it up not just for himself, but also 1st impression of sinkie men and the rest of all sinkie bro's.

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

that sinkie moron pretty much f*cked it up not just for himself, but also 1st impression of sinkie men and the rest of all sinkie bro's.

Hmm... the only saving grace is, perhaps the guy is Malaysian PR living in Singapore.... haha

 

[tonychat]

Sg Man: Going home to Singapore. I come from Singapore. Just went to Europe to sign a work contract for my company, stayed in 5star XYZ hotel yadda yadda ***lingual diarrhoea*** talked like a boss, like he is damn steam.
Young Heidi: That's lovely.

This is the line that turns the woman off..

Too bad sinkie.. try harder next time.

This line might work for low minded sinkie women who didn't see much of the world and support PAP blindly.

But not sophisticated, well-endowed unsinkified women who has an independent mind and knows what she wants.

 

[jw5]

"Let's go for a walk down the cul-de-sac."

 

[tonychat]

Sg Man: Going home to Singapore. I come from Singapore. Just went to Europe to sign a work contract for my company, stayed in 5star XYZ hotel yadda yadda ***lingual diarrhoea*** talked like a boss, like he is damn steam.

That sinkie guy must be a PAP supporter. no wonder talk like that.

 

[yinyang]

go for a walk down the cul-de-sac.

Let's go hit the sack, better. See you also jumped on the band wagon liao:p

f*cked it up not just for himself, but also 1st impression of sinkie men and the rest of all sinkie bro's.

You mean adulterate the good quality (in rest of us)?