Singaporean pick up lines

[Sir_Fcuk]

Was on a flight back from Europe. Sat across the aisle.... couldn't help but notice a damn chio German lady, a younger tastier version of Heidi Klum.... 9.1/10

Singapore man - bespectacled, skinny, looks like returning from a business trip, gets the jackpot.... is seated next to her. unrated/10


After some time on the flight, an hour prior to landing:

Sg Man: You visiting Singapore?
Young Heidi: Yes. You?

Sg Man: Going home to Singapore. I come from Singapore. Just went to Europe to sign a work contract for my company, stayed in 5star XYZ hotel yadda yadda ***lingual diarrhoea*** talked like a boss, like he is damn steam.
Young Heidi: That's lovely.

Sg Man: You come Singapore before?
Young Heidi: You mean, have I visited Singapore? No, not really. I'm excited.

Sg Man: Really, wah. I am esspert in Singapore, you know.
Young Heidi: That's nice to know.

Sg Man: I can take you many places.
Young Heidi: Don't worry, I have many friends there.

Sg Man: Really, I can take you out at night many places. Even places that have Germany beer.
Young Heidi: Thanks for the offer. I'm fine.

Sg Man: Can, no problem one. ***high pitched ang mor accent** Which hotel you staying?
Young Heidi: A city hotel, then moving to stay with a friend.

Sg Man: Oh ***scribbles*** This is my number, call me, I take you out ok? I will call you at your hotel. What is your name ah? My name is John.
Young Heidi: I'm Jan. Lovely to meet you. Its fine, I have plans already.

Sg Man: What plans? I have better plans. Which hotel ah, so I can call you?
Young Heidi: Its fine, thank you so much. Can you excuse me please, I'll like to use the washroom.

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What do you think of Sg Man's outstanding performance?

 

[laksaboy]

Epic fail by SG man.

 

[mojito]

What a loser! Specky already tells you something, doesn't it?

 

[wikiphile]

me: ai sio kan mai?

 

[AhGuan]

me: ai sio kan mai?

Bro, the german girl may find your one-liner exotic and get all juiced up

 

[wikiphile]

Bro, the german girl may find your one-liner exotic and get all juiced up

i will use a german accent to say this to the fraulein:

Du wollen sio kan?

 

[no_faith]

desperate wolf.
sperm must be oozing out.

 

[hairylee]

Give that man a Tiger.
He is a experience man.
Problem is even he succeeded he still has to use a condom.

 

[Lestat]

Seems to me he's trying harder to brag than to pick up the lady.

 

[Equalisation]

Face must be like ah beng ....:o

 

[looneytan]

sound like tony, if I may say

 

[hairylee]

Seems to me he's trying harder to brag than to pick up the lady.

That's the way it is in Ang Moh country.
Yes, it seems like bragging in our culture.

 

[soIsee]

The very reasons a god damned stinking Sinkie guy fail in the presence of a chio Ang Mo is simply he is a self conceited, bragging, thinks he is so great-kind of thing and rather than asking to know what are the interesting things the gal got to say, the loser Sinkie guy will go bragging about his oh-so-great life and then try so hard to insist that he got to be the only guy she wants to be with.

Which is why even his materialistic female Sinkie counterpart is willing to forgo her materialistic instinct when she go for an Ang Mo guy, to offer him free fucks instead!

Rather than go with a Sinkie loser guy who is willing to pay her for the fucks! LOL

 

[jw5]

"I'll like to show you my knuckledusters."

 

[streetsmart73]

Was on a flight back from Europe. Sat across the aisle.... couldn't help but notice a damn chio German lady, a younger tastier version of Heidi Klum.... 9.1/10

Singapore man - bespectacled, skinny, looks like returning from a business trip, gets the jackpot.... is seated next to her. unrated/10


After some time on the flight, an hour prior to landing:

Sg Man: You visiting Singapore?
Young Heidi: Yes. You?

Sg Man: Going home to Singapore. I come from Singapore. Just went to Europe to sign a work contract for my company, stayed in 5star XYZ hotel yadda yadda ***lingual diarrhoea*** talked like a boss, like he is damn steam.
Young Heidi: That's lovely.

Sg Man: You come Singapore before?
Young Heidi: You mean, have I visited Singapore? No, not really. I'm excited.

Sg Man: Really, wah. I am esspert in Singapore, you know.
Young Heidi: That's nice to know.

Sg Man: I can take you many places.
Young Heidi: Don't worry, I have many friends there.

Sg Man: Really, I can take you out at night many places. Even places that have Germany beer.
Young Heidi: Thanks for the offer. I'm fine.

Sg Man: Can, no problem one. ***high pitched ang mor accent** Which hotel you staying?
Young Heidi: A city hotel, then moving to stay with a friend.

Sg Man: Oh ***scribbles*** This is my number, call me, I take you out ok? I will call you at your hotel. What is your name ah? My name is John.
Young Heidi: I'm Jan. Lovely to meet you. Its fine, I have plans already.

Sg Man: What plans? I have better plans. Which hotel ah, so I can call you?
Young Heidi: Its fine, thank you so much. Can you excuse me please, I'll like to use the washroom.

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What do you think of Sg Man's outstanding performance?

hi there


1. bro, do you accept this?: minus 1million!
2. what a total loser!
3. i can bet on it.
4. if our fat kid is sitting next to this gal.
5. somehow somewhat he scores hoh!

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. hahaha!
2. i am waiting for tonny's response to such silly things sinkie male did.

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

i will use a german accent to say this to the fraulein:

Du wollen sio kan?

WANNA SIO KAN GANGNAM STYLE?

 

[roadrunner]

AhJohn only knows how to do Singapore styled aggressive sales pitch while Young Heidi was looking for something more intellectually stimulating, she hear AhJohn lidat she no steam liao The problem really lies in the fact that AhJohn has no conversational skill, only know how to talk big & show off, this kind of pick up line works very well with those money grabbing kampung PRCs who will screw you for all you're worth & run off!

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

AhJohn only knows how to do Singapore styled aggressive sales pitch while Young Heidi was looking for something more intellectually stimulating, she hear AhJohn lidat she no steam liao The problem really lies in the fact that AhJohn has no conversational skill, only know how to talk big & show off, this kind of pick up line works very well with those money grabbing kampung PRCs who will screw you for all you're worth & run off!

However if Ang Mor man use some cock up pick up lines, anyhowly say also can net SPG

 

[Ash007]

Good analysis, the problem is that most Singaporean won't even have a clue on how to pick up a girl. Its not in the textbook!

The very reasons a god damned stinking Sinkie guy fail in the presence of a chio Ang Mo is simply he is a self conceited, bragging, thinks he is so great-kind of thing and rather than asking to know what are the interesting things the gal got to say, the loser Sinkie guy will go bragging about his oh-so-great life and then try so hard to insist that he got to be the only guy she wants to be with.

Which is why even his materialistic female Sinkie counterpart is willing to forgo her materialistic instinct when she go for an Ang Mo guy, to offer him free fucks instead!

Rather than go with a Sinkie loser guy who is willing to pay her for the fucks! LOL