Singapore - From Cruise Ship To Sampan 2.0

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One reason Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong got his knickers in a twist over the commentary ("Sink the old sampan, S'pore now a cruise ship", ST 28 Oct 2013) could be the reference to the inequality of life that has come about. You can book a table for fine dining, or join the buffet line - we're talking hawker center, food court or restaurant here. The elites have $10 XO sauce chye tow kuay, the minions have $3 two meat and one vegetable fare. Moreover, like the voyage aboard the Titanic, when survival is at stake, first class passengers have priority over the cattle class. The analogy of limited life-boats brings to mind there's no shortage of Sentosa Cove type developments, while public housing is always in short supply.

Then there's the rude reminder that "cruising is a well-oiled business with precise planning and untiring hard work behind the scene." The fact that trains break down with embarrassing frequency, roofs collapse at shopping malls and floods continue to disrupt daily living confirm that the people who are supposed to keep the system well-oiled are not as hard working, or as bright, as the first generation political leaders. It all makes sense only if they pay themselves sampan wages.

- http://singaporedesk.blogspot.sg/2013/10/from-cruise-ship-to-sampan.html
 
pinky forgot to add 16 after 2.0 - that's when we should at least have a cruiser for a start, towards a cruise ship later on...
 
Act like a clown. Check. Ok he has performed EE in his performance appraisal by himself.
 
Hey Pinky, have you dayung your sampan lately?

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As usual, LHL , his merry men, their big business bosses and their foreigner sycophants have the cruise ship to themselves while we minions are in the lifeboats. Woody Goofy called our life rafts the Swiss std sampans. We will be lucky if they put dayungs in there and launch them before they jump ship if it hits a rock.
 
Why on earth are we paying him so much to steer a sampan then?
 
烂船都有三根丁,何况 Pinky 一脚踏两船(Locals + Foreigners)。
 
he is in his own world afterall

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For peasants, its the rickety unstable sampan but for Pinky and his fellow Scums, its the posh comfortable Super Star Virgo..

When the big waves hit our sampan , we shall all die with our corpses floating on the rough sea but there should be no such problem for the elites..
 
Another one of Pinky's weird analogies..

That Fucktard must have been watching too many of these kind of porn movies when he came out with this brilliant idea of being in a sampan to motivate Sinkies..

http://bestsexo.com/porn/boat.html
 
Why on earth are we paying him so much to steer a sampan then?

Isn't this false modesty? A sampan is a sampan whether one calls it ver 2.0 or not. This ah qua and his merry men paid themselves millions of dollars in salaries(still the world record) and yet they shy away from calling Singapore a cruise ship. I thought we are the number one in everything we do. These guys are supposed to be the creme de la creme. We, the ordinary guys ought to be eternally grateful to them for their sublime leadership.:rolleyes: I must say I'm very disappointed that we are still only a sampan after so many years of PAP government where we were promised the Swiss standard of living by a certain timeline.:rolleyes::D
 
Why on earth are we paying him so much to steer a sampan then?

What steer the sampan...while he & his "members', wine & dine in the luxurious cruise ship, WE THE CITIZEN OF sinGAPORE are paddling pathetically in the sampans, while they watch the foreigners brought in by those in the cruise ship, whiz pass them, in their speedboats!

Think he best, stick to Mee Siam Mai Hum joke...
 
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