Should I surprise this guy for his 55th Birthday

[scroobal]

Know this Online nick for quite sometime. Always follows my threads etc. used to be from the army. Real identity suddenly fell on my lap. His 55th birthday is next year.

I like to respect the online protocol but would like to give him a memorabel surprise. Something he will never forget. The guy is a cheeky bastard so I thought I will play a prank. Something he will least expect. Also know where he lives.

Any ideas or is this a bad idea in the first place.

 

[po2wq]

watz ur idea? ...

 

[kingrant]

If he reads this thread, and then he got some surprise for his bd, wont that give yr identity away when he put 2 + 2 together? Do you want him to know who you are?

Know this Online nick for quite sometime. Always follows my threads etc. used to be from the army. Real identity suddenly fell on my lap. His 55th birthday is next year.

I like to respect the online protocol but would like to give him a memorabel surprise. Something he will never forget. The guy is a cheeky bastard so I thought I will play a prank. Something he will least expect. Also know where he lives.

Any ideas or is this a bad idea in the first place.

 

[scroobal]

For once, I can't think of anything.

watz ur idea? ...

 

[kingrant]

One of the meanest pranks to spring on a guy on his birthday is to send him a wreath. I heard of a story where this guy in the reservist took leave on pretext of his family member's wake. I dunno whether his Platoon Cmdr knew he was bluffing or simply followed what the manpower office recommend - send him a wreath. I tell you the chap was so stunned when the landrover came with the wreath, he had to rush down in black outfit to receive it from the PC some distance from his house. Of cos, when they left, he promptly trashed it in the backlane.

Scroobal, not suggesting that you do the same. may Buddha have mercy upon my karma.

 

[scroobal]

I will keep my anonymity but thinking of surprising this guy. I know by writing here, it won't be a complete surprise but nevetheless when or where it takes place would be. No intention to reveal his identity but a prank would be fun. The world is indeed small.

If he reads this thread, and then he got some surprise for his bd, wont that give yr identity away when he put 2 + 2 together? Do you want him to know who you are?

 

[kingrant]

Why dont you set up some kind of blind date for him with Chua Lee Hoong? Like an SDU function you know...

 

[scroobal]

Thats a good one.

We once decided to teach the office prude a lesson. We asked one of the office girls to kiss his collar and leave a lipstick mark. Man, it went south from thereon. His wife banned him from leaving the house except to go to the office. Someone had to the house and talk to his wife. The wife thought the peacemaker was also a fellow cheongster and it got worse.

Even though he was sporty about it, we still carry the badge of shame.

There was another ocassion when one of the girls told us that a miss so and so carries condoms in her bag. So we got those fruit flavoured ones and changed the lot. On Monday she turns up for work and gives everyone the eye but does not raise it.

One of the meanest pranks to spring on a guy on his birthday is to send him a wreath. I heard of a story where this guy in the reservist took leave on pretext of his family member's wake. I dunno whether his Platoon Cmdr knew he was bluffing or simply followed what the manpower office recommend - send him a wreath. I tell you the chap was so stunned when the landrover came with the wreath, he had to rush down in black outfit to receive it from the PC some distance from his house. Of cos, when they left, he promptly trashed it in the backlane.

Scroobal, not suggesting that you do the same. may Buddha have mercy upon my karma.

 

[scroobal]

You do realise that abetting someone to commit suicide is an offence. It will be more merciful if you just cripple the guy.

Why dont you set up some kind of blind date for him with Chua Lee Hoong? Like an SDU function you know...

 

[kingrant]

Another prank I know may not be practical for you, as it involves meeting the protagonists.

You get to meet the guy's wife or gf or better still fiancee. So you are being introduced, but then you said to him kind of in a whisper, "hey, she isnt the one whose picture you have in yr wallet, is she?" and then watch the fireworks. The chap was so upset that he had to beg you to please for heaven's sake, go explain that it was all yr prank. And of cos, you agree over a good dinner at Tung Lok or sth.

 

[kingrant]

It depends on who dies. On the one hand, we do have a tragedy. On the other, it may be a big win for the world.

You do realise that abetting someone to commit suicide is an offence. It will be more merciful if you just cripple the guy.

 

[scroobal]

This shit happenned to me personally. My date cut her hair short and we go back to this food outlet where in the past I helped the lady boss over a matter. She looks at me and then says how come got new girlfriend, can introduce. I nearly fainted.

 

[scroobal]

I like your glass half full approach. Business school memories.

It depends on who dies. On the one hand, we do have a tragedy. On the other, it may be a big win for the world.

 

[kingrant]

So you see, start a thread, and creative juices get flowing, and you get wanky ideas too. Good luck. Now for my dinner.

 

[looneytan]

Why dont you set up some kind of blind date for him with Chua Lee Hoong

please spare jw5 the agony

 

[scroobal]

JW5 go back a long way. We used to the share the same OKT until the guy became a born again christian. Out of desperation we stumbled into the sister site.

please spare jw5 the agony

 

[kingrant]

Guess life would have been more normal had it been otherwise..like

We used to the share the same sister until the guy became a born again christian. Out of desperation we stumbled into the sammyboy site.

There is this kuku burong a.k.a. cockerel. he also went back a long way?

 

[jw5]

please spare jw5 the agony

Not me lah walao eh. I SAF from SAF one.

JW5 go back a long way. We used to the share the same OKT until the guy became a born again christian. Out of desperation we stumbled into the sister site.

Hahaha.........................

 

[laksaboy]

Give him a blowjob. That'll be the most memorable birthday gift.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Give him a blowjob. That'll be the most memorable birthday gift.

If his ka chng still virgin, screw it hard. More memorable? Nope. MOST memorable for both.