Daryl Hannah expecting her first child at 60 years old.
from madhousemagazine.com:
Neil Young and Daryl Hannah Expecting Their First Child Together
A spokesman confirmed that Neil Young’s wife, Daryl Hannah, is pregnant. This will be the couple’s first child. Young made the announcement on social media as he posted an image holding a “Prego” tomato sauce jar with the caption, “We are Prego!”
Hannah, 60, is in good health and is being monitored. It is quite rare to become pregnant after age 50, but she’s one of a growing number of older new mothers in the United States — a trend that’s bolstered by changing societal norms and new advances in fertility treatments.
Snow On The Roof
Neil Young, 75, was giddy with excitement as he gushed at the prospect of a new baby. “I understand we are up there in age, but don’t let these old grey temples fool ya now. Just because theres snow on the roof don’t mean theres no fire in the basement!” Neil then did a few pelvic thrusts to emphasize his virility. “You better stand back” said Neil to the female reporters, “You might get pregnant standing too close to me!”
Giving birth at age 60 may be rare, but just last year a 74 year old woman in India gave birth to twins. “I have the Uterus of a 20 year old and the eggs of a teenager”, said Hannah. “There was no IVF or anything like that, me and Neil did it the old fashioned way by humping like jackrabbits.”
David Crosby has refuted the couples claims and insists that he donated his own sperm to the couple. “I gave them a mason jar full of my sperm as a wedding present.” said Crosby. “I extracted it myself in my car and handed it to their maid. That’s my baby. I have excellent swimmers, as you know I donated my sperm to Melissa Etheridge, Janet Jackson and Courtney Love.”
Crosby
Young replied to Crosby’s statement by saying, “Crosby is a diseased beast. He handed some cloudy, soupy mess to my maid and I threw it in the bushes. It looked like egg drop soup. Whatever it was, it killed my plants.”
Young and Hannah have been dating since 2014 and were married in 2018. This will be Hannah’s first child and Neil’s last. The couple admitted they are having a boy and some names they are pondering include: “Jackson”, “Gig”, “Claude”, “Donald” and “Seven”.
