She Tells Me : Can Only SMS, Cannot Whatsapp. Why huh???

haha...:biggrin:
Stop posting in this thread lah. I got nothing to update you cheehong people.
when she finally sms me or whatsapp me for a lunch or dinner date, then I share story.
Lol :biggrin:


What the CheesePieder.

We not cheehong.

Just giving you moral sarPork and Encouragement and Motivation nia.
 
there's an entire sub-chapter in kama sutra dedicated to winning over an "easy" woman. an old woman is the last on the list.

The following are the women who are easily gained over:
  • Women who stand at the doors of their houses
  • Women who are always looking out on the street
  • Women who sit conversing in their neighbour's house
  • A woman who is always staring at you
  • A female messenger
  • A woman who looks sideways at you
  • A woman whose husband has taken another wife without any just cause
  • A woman who hates her husband, or who is hated by him
  • A woman who has nobody to look after her, or keep her in check
  • A woman who has not had any children
  • A woman whose family or caste is not well known
  • A woman whose children are dead
  • A woman who is very fond of society
  • A woman who is apparently very affectionate with her husband
  • The wife of an actor
  • A widow
  • A poor woman
  • A woman fond of enjoyments
  • The wife of a man with many younger brothers
  • A vain woman
  • A woman whose husband is inferior to her in rank or abilities
  • A woman who is proud of her skill in the arts
  • A woman disturbed in mind by the folly of her husband
  • A woman who has been married in her infancy to a rich man, and not liking him when she grows up, desires a man possessing a disposition, talents, and wisdom suitable to her own tastes.
  • A woman who is slighted by her husband without any cause
  • A woman who is not respected by other women of the same rank or beauty as herself
  • A woman whose husband is devoted to travelling
  • The wife of a jeweller
  • A jealous woman
  • A covetous woman
  • An immoral woman
  • A barren woman
  • A lazy woman
  • A cowardly woman
  • A humpbacked woman
  • A dwarfish woman
  • A deformed woman
  • A vulgar woman
  • An ill-smelling woman
  • A sick woman
  • An old woman

Oh my, I know a few ATBs who match at least 15 traits on the list! :eek:
 
haha...:biggrin:
Stop posting in this thread lah. I got nothing to update you cheehong people.
when she finally sms me or whatsapp me for a lunch or dinner date, then I share story.
Lol :biggrin:
did speed-reading and i was expecting the last sentence to read "then i shave her pussy" :sneaky::frown:
 
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