Seriously, if you want to have hipster items on your menu, open a proper cafe and knock yourself out. Don't contaminate a hawker centre with that nonsense.
She has a team of young slaves willing to fight the war with her
Adopting the timbre+ concept but more expensive KNN
Timbre+ don't hire lao uncle onlee all hipsters but from mudland viet boy and girls KNN
If you buy enough kopi from her she'll let you fuck her, either on the elevated platform at the back of Amoy Street hawker centre, or in the mini park at the top of Ann Siang Hill.