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According to my observation of EDMW and some Singaporans, it appears to me that many are highly jealous of the finer things in life.
In order to appease the horde of poverty stricken and sore eyed EDMW people and perhaps some deprived Singaporeans, I suggest the PAP and society at large enacts these changes at flank speed to save our society from decay.
1) All continental cars like Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls Royce, Bentley, Aston Martin should be banned. Just stick to Honda and Toyota would do. They are all cars anyway. And hey, if you don't have a car the rich should be thankful they have a Japanese car, right?
2) Repossess all private properties and distribute everything to the poor living in 2 or 3 room flats in slums like AMK. Let the rich beg for money on the streets for a change. Fark the rich and fark hard work. Just hand it over to the poor instead of working hard. What a waste of time to work hard.
3) Cap all Singaporeans' income level to $1500 a month. After all, if you are only making $1500, what right does the guy next to you have to make more than that? It's preposterous to even think of such a vile notion that someone else has the right to make more money than you.
4) Ban all designer labels like Louis Vuitton, Prada, Hermes Berkin, Etienne Aigner, Givenchy, Hugo Boss, Armani etc. If you cannot afford something like that for your Thai, Malaysian or Vietnamese wife and yourself, why should someone else be allowed to buy these for their wives and themselves? They should be thankful that budget brands like Giordano, Hang Ten and Bossini are duly catered for them, right?
5) Ban all branded watches like Rolex. If you can only afford a Casio, so should everyone else otherwise it's unfair to you.
6) Ban all top kindergartens like Nanyang, Maris Stella. If a poor guy like you have kids mixing with the kids of criminals and drug addicts in a slum kindergarten what right does the rich have to send their kids to top schools in district 10 and 11 and mix with the elite class?
7) If you are out of a job, everyone within a 10 mile radius of you should quit their jobs as well. It's a show of unity and fairness. You want fairness, right?
8) If you are out of a job, it is somebody else's duty to offer you a job and let you interview the farking company instead.
9) If you go to NTUC, you should not pay for anything. It's someone else's responsibility to pay for your groceries.
10) If you are a "C" student, you should be allowed to go to law or medical school. Period.
11) NS should be abolished because you hate it. Fark national defence and security. It's not your job. It's the guy next to you who should do the defending. Not you.
12) After your parents retire, they should each be given $10,000 a month and yearly holidays to exotic locations otherwise you would tell your friends not to vote for the PAP.
13) All hawker centre and food court food should cost a maximum of $2 like they did 20 years ago because you are unhappy with inflation.
14) Every woman should offer their vaginas to you unconditionally because you are sick of jerking off to Japanese porn. It's their farking duty offer their vaginas to you. Only ang mohs do silly things like romancing women, opening doors for them, being a great conversationalist and being a great gentleman overall.
15) If your wife or girlfriend wants you to be driven around in a nice car instead of taking public transportation, dump that bitch. She is just a materialistic slut who is deviously after your money despite the fact that you make $1500 a month only.
16) If your wife or girlfriend wants to live in a nice private property instead of a HDB flat, dump that bitch. Women have no right to aspire for better things in life. They just have to live with what they have despite the fact that you are making only $1500 a month and could barely feed your 3 kids.
17) If you look like Teo En Ming, you should be allowed to sh!t everywhere, have the right to fire your company without notice and date hot models and actresses.
In order to appease the horde of poverty stricken and sore eyed EDMW people and perhaps some deprived Singaporeans, I suggest the PAP and society at large enacts these changes at flank speed to save our society from decay.
1) All continental cars like Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls Royce, Bentley, Aston Martin should be banned. Just stick to Honda and Toyota would do. They are all cars anyway. And hey, if you don't have a car the rich should be thankful they have a Japanese car, right?
2) Repossess all private properties and distribute everything to the poor living in 2 or 3 room flats in slums like AMK. Let the rich beg for money on the streets for a change. Fark the rich and fark hard work. Just hand it over to the poor instead of working hard. What a waste of time to work hard.
3) Cap all Singaporeans' income level to $1500 a month. After all, if you are only making $1500, what right does the guy next to you have to make more than that? It's preposterous to even think of such a vile notion that someone else has the right to make more money than you.
4) Ban all designer labels like Louis Vuitton, Prada, Hermes Berkin, Etienne Aigner, Givenchy, Hugo Boss, Armani etc. If you cannot afford something like that for your Thai, Malaysian or Vietnamese wife and yourself, why should someone else be allowed to buy these for their wives and themselves? They should be thankful that budget brands like Giordano, Hang Ten and Bossini are duly catered for them, right?
5) Ban all branded watches like Rolex. If you can only afford a Casio, so should everyone else otherwise it's unfair to you.
6) Ban all top kindergartens like Nanyang, Maris Stella. If a poor guy like you have kids mixing with the kids of criminals and drug addicts in a slum kindergarten what right does the rich have to send their kids to top schools in district 10 and 11 and mix with the elite class?
7) If you are out of a job, everyone within a 10 mile radius of you should quit their jobs as well. It's a show of unity and fairness. You want fairness, right?
8) If you are out of a job, it is somebody else's duty to offer you a job and let you interview the farking company instead.
9) If you go to NTUC, you should not pay for anything. It's someone else's responsibility to pay for your groceries.
10) If you are a "C" student, you should be allowed to go to law or medical school. Period.
11) NS should be abolished because you hate it. Fark national defence and security. It's not your job. It's the guy next to you who should do the defending. Not you.
12) After your parents retire, they should each be given $10,000 a month and yearly holidays to exotic locations otherwise you would tell your friends not to vote for the PAP.
13) All hawker centre and food court food should cost a maximum of $2 like they did 20 years ago because you are unhappy with inflation.
14) Every woman should offer their vaginas to you unconditionally because you are sick of jerking off to Japanese porn. It's their farking duty offer their vaginas to you. Only ang mohs do silly things like romancing women, opening doors for them, being a great conversationalist and being a great gentleman overall.
15) If your wife or girlfriend wants you to be driven around in a nice car instead of taking public transportation, dump that bitch. She is just a materialistic slut who is deviously after your money despite the fact that you make $1500 a month only.
16) If your wife or girlfriend wants to live in a nice private property instead of a HDB flat, dump that bitch. Women have no right to aspire for better things in life. They just have to live with what they have despite the fact that you are making only $1500 a month and could barely feed your 3 kids.
17) If you look like Teo En Ming, you should be allowed to sh!t everywhere, have the right to fire your company without notice and date hot models and actresses.
