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Chitchat Russian teacher and gf making love in car drowned after it rolled into a lake

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  1. chittychitty

    chittychitty Alfrescian Old Timer

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    A Russian couple died after their off-road vehicle rolled into a lake while they had sex, say police.

    The 22-year-olds could not escape from their Russian-made Niva as it sank, and they drowned on the vehicle's back seat.

    The school physical education teacher and his girlfriend had earlier driven to the lake in Volograd region, but worried relatives reported them missing when they failed to return.

    he couple were named as Evgeny Chernov and Yana Kryuchkova.

    'The car was lifted out of the lake and the bodies of the young people were found on the back seat,' said

    Andrey Fedotov, an official of the Russian Investigative Committee.

    Detectives say the couple were 'making love on the back seat when the car was parked near the lake', according to local reports.

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    Teacher and his girlfriend, 22, drown when their car rolls into a Russian lake while they were having SEX

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    At least he died cock standing.
     
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    syed putra Alfrescian Old Timer

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    No hotel 88.
     
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    swine_flu_H1H1 Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Mr Teacher had some CUNT Luck initially, but while enjoying that, he forgot to park his car safely, so it turned into ASS Luck, so RIP!

    Первоначально у мистера Учителя была какая-то влагалище, но, наслаждаясь этим, он забыл припарковать свой автомобиль безопасно, так что это превратилось в удачу удачи, так что успокойтесь!
     
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    knn, why russkie lan-guage oso got so many cb's in their sentences wan :confused:
     
  6. swine_flu_H1H1

    swine_flu_H1H1 Alfrescian Old Timer

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    Russian language simplified to 33 alphabets now.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet

    5 are similar to English:

    А
    К
    М
    О
    Т

    The hardest (For Ang Moh) are these alphabets looking alike English but are MOST Confusingly NOT:

    Russian (close to English equivalent)

    В (V)
    Е (Ye)
    Н (N)
    Р (R)
    С (S)
    У (U)
    Х (H)

    All the rest are Aliens to English

    Б
    Г
    Д
    Ё
    Ж
    З (try to distinguish this apart from number 3 !)
    И
    Й
    П
    Ф
    Ц
    Ч
    Ш
    Щ
    Ъ
    Ы
    Ь (this is not b !)
    Э
    Ю
    Я


    [video=youtube;FcmsH_qdmO0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcmsH_qdmO0[/video]
     
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    Lada Niva - ruskie coffin on wheels

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  8. eatshitndie

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    moral of the story: bring along tent if couple wants to fuck outdoors. pinays and banglas are setting the best practice in sg. :p

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