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PEASANTPORE: The next few full moons will be disruptive and difficult, but Peasantpore has emerge weaker and its regime exposed as inept from the Wuhan Plague, said Ruler Loong on Sunday (Jun 7) in a pre-erection rally disguised as televised address to the Sinkie peasants.
Peasantpore has sqandered peanuts' reserves, compounded with discredited international reputation and spin programmes in place to cope with the challenges, Ruler Loong claimed.
In addition, many poor peasants have stepped up to help poorer peasants in need, he noted.
"Since you won't hear much from PAP during the next Erection Rally, I using this televised address to yak about PAP's Manifesto. There will be shit times ahead but despite these immense challenges, I say to you: if you continue to tremble and obey my edicts, you won't be in the pits," Ruler Loong said in his speech, the first in a series of pre-erection rallies on behalf of PAP on Peasantpore’s future beyond Wuhan Plague.
Laying out the blunders that caused the present difficulties ahead, Ruler Loong said that local stupid peasants will have to bear to live with his regimes' missteps for the long term.
“I know you all not happy, say our well paid minions screwed up and refused to apologize. But remember, this is an Asiatic society, not a Nordic ok, so we must all adjust the way we live, work and play, so that we can reduce the Wuhan Plague's spread after we made a few key mistakes.,” he said.
“Anyone who dares to use this to take pot shots at the regime or my minions, will invited for coffee sessions,” he said.
“Because of we did not ban PRC Pandas, insist no need to wear masks, pretend foreign serfs won't get Wuhan Plague, Peasantpore's econonmy has virtually ground to a halt. I ordered Heng $wee $wee to spend billions of dollars to support our nationalised cartels and cronies' businesses. Thanks to Lawlan Wong, Gan Bolan and Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, peasant families are experiencing hardship.”
Peasantpore’s GDP has been forecast to shrink between 4 per cent and 7 per cent this year, its worst contraction ever.
To cushion the impact of the pandemic, the indecisive Heng $wee $wee was forced to announce support measures in four Budgets this year, which will cost close to 100 billion peanuts or 20 per cent of the country’s GDP.
While Peasantpore can draw on its past reserves and does not have to borrow to fund its support measures, this level of spending cannot be sustained, Ruler Loong said.
“Remember, I once asked Richard Hu to tell ex-President Ong that it takes 100 man years to account for the reserves, so I don't know how much money peanuts we can get from the reserves.”
Perfect Time For Governments To Get Excuses For Decades Of Mismanagement
Warning that international sex will slow down further, the Ruler Loong said that the world will not be returning to the open and connected global economy anytime soon.
“It will no longer be so easy to take trips to attend Sex and Rave Parties in Bangkok or Hong Kong on a budget flight,” said Ruler Loong.
Countries will also try to become less dependent on China - especially for essential goods and services - and this will have strategic implications, he noted.
“The so called global model where Chinese factories produce dirt cheap goods for Ang Moh and Nihon's benefit will end slowly,” he said. “And the Yankees, European Pedophiles and Nihons are waking up to Sex in China 2025 adversely.”
Peasantpore has benefited enormously from an sex trade between the West and China but it will have to prepare for a very different future, said Ruler Loong.
“Sex factories will shift from China to other poorer region. The only problem is I don't know who will win the Yankee and Pandas contest, neither does Heng $wee $wee,” he said.
“We just have to observe harder at how the Yankees decide to square off with Pandas.”
PEASANTPORE’S LOST CHANCES
During the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong started several with several advantages, and its “police state” handling of the Wuhan Plague, but a series of misteps has only weakened its position.
“In a troubled world, investors saw the inept PAP regime that cocks up and turned the island into South East Asia's Plague Hub.”
“In hindsight, I should have suspected something when Netizens kept repeating Jos Teo's screw up in Suzhou during 1990s. I should not have let her handled the foreign dorms' wealthy operators. Plus this idiot Kee Chiew Chan, of all things must say bad things about Hong Kong,” Ruler Loong claimed retrospectly.
“We used to laugh at Taiwan, saying their flawed democracy will screw up the economy. Look at the way they beat Wuhan Plague. Do you local stupid peasants notice TSMC defeated the Jews hired by Intel for the 7nm technology? My well paid minons paled in comparisions, all have good degrees but are only good at debating only,” said Ruler Loong.
Peasantpore was forced to start programmes and plans to cope with the challenges of Wuhan Plague, he said, listing the various scams to help peasants retain their jobs or to find new ones so that they can continue to pay their pigeonhole loans and daily bills and vote for PAP during the next Erection.
These include the Jobs Support Scheme that subsidises a portion of local peasants’ stipends, Workfare special payments for lower-income peasants, the Self-employed Peasant Income Relief Scheme for freelancers of those who are self-employed, as well as the SGUnited Jobs and Skills Package for fresh peasant graduates.
“If I dont have these pork barrels, they peasants will give me a hard time during the Procedural Erections. I will use this to threaten the Hougang and Aljunied peasants so that they give my cronies face,” said Mr Lee.
STRENGTHENING THE SOCIAL COMPACT
Ruler Loong also spoke of the changing strategic landscape globally, with worsening relations between the Yankees and Pandas leading to escalating tensions.
“We used to kowtow to Uncle Sam but we trade with Pandas for profits despite knowing the latter are butchers and vermins. China used to toil for Uncle Sam and Nihons but now want bigger piece of pie, sure got problem, we can only hedge our bets,” he said.
Domestically, PAP will be using the Wuhan Plague to create fear, uncertainty and doubt (FUD) to coerce local stupid peasants before the impending Procedural Erections.
Ruler Loong said: “In 2015, I milk LKY's death to get 69%. So I am warning local stupid peasants, precints who do not give me a respectable 70% support will become slums. You can be sure if you don't vote for PAP, we will use the Big Data and ballot serial numbers to hunt you down. You can be sure you will be fixed when you ask for help but don't support me. In Peasantpore, you tremble and obey my edicts.”
PEASANTPORE: The next few full moons will be disruptive and difficult, but Peasantpore has emerge weaker and its regime exposed as inept from the Wuhan Plague, said Ruler Loong on Sunday (Jun 7) in a pre-erection rally disguised as televised address to the Sinkie peasants.
Peasantpore has sqandered peanuts' reserves, compounded with discredited international reputation and spin programmes in place to cope with the challenges, Ruler Loong claimed.
In addition, many poor peasants have stepped up to help poorer peasants in need, he noted.
"Since you won't hear much from PAP during the next Erection Rally, I using this televised address to yak about PAP's Manifesto. There will be shit times ahead but despite these immense challenges, I say to you: if you continue to tremble and obey my edicts, you won't be in the pits," Ruler Loong said in his speech, the first in a series of pre-erection rallies on behalf of PAP on Peasantpore’s future beyond Wuhan Plague.
Laying out the blunders that caused the present difficulties ahead, Ruler Loong said that local stupid peasants will have to bear to live with his regimes' missteps for the long term.
“I know you all not happy, say our well paid minions screwed up and refused to apologize. But remember, this is an Asiatic society, not a Nordic ok, so we must all adjust the way we live, work and play, so that we can reduce the Wuhan Plague's spread after we made a few key mistakes.,” he said.
“Anyone who dares to use this to take pot shots at the regime or my minions, will invited for coffee sessions,” he said.
“Because of we did not ban PRC Pandas, insist no need to wear masks, pretend foreign serfs won't get Wuhan Plague, Peasantpore's econonmy has virtually ground to a halt. I ordered Heng $wee $wee to spend billions of dollars to support our nationalised cartels and cronies' businesses. Thanks to Lawlan Wong, Gan Bolan and Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, peasant families are experiencing hardship.”
Peasantpore’s GDP has been forecast to shrink between 4 per cent and 7 per cent this year, its worst contraction ever.
To cushion the impact of the pandemic, the indecisive Heng $wee $wee was forced to announce support measures in four Budgets this year, which will cost close to 100 billion peanuts or 20 per cent of the country’s GDP.
While Peasantpore can draw on its past reserves and does not have to borrow to fund its support measures, this level of spending cannot be sustained, Ruler Loong said.
“Remember, I once asked Richard Hu to tell ex-President Ong that it takes 100 man years to account for the reserves, so I don't know how much money peanuts we can get from the reserves.”
Perfect Time For Governments To Get Excuses For Decades Of Mismanagement
Warning that international sex will slow down further, the Ruler Loong said that the world will not be returning to the open and connected global economy anytime soon.
“It will no longer be so easy to take trips to attend Sex and Rave Parties in Bangkok or Hong Kong on a budget flight,” said Ruler Loong.
Countries will also try to become less dependent on China - especially for essential goods and services - and this will have strategic implications, he noted.
“The so called global model where Chinese factories produce dirt cheap goods for Ang Moh and Nihon's benefit will end slowly,” he said. “And the Yankees, European Pedophiles and Nihons are waking up to Sex in China 2025 adversely.”
Peasantpore has benefited enormously from an sex trade between the West and China but it will have to prepare for a very different future, said Ruler Loong.
“Sex factories will shift from China to other poorer region. The only problem is I don't know who will win the Yankee and Pandas contest, neither does Heng $wee $wee,” he said.
“We just have to observe harder at how the Yankees decide to square off with Pandas.”
PEASANTPORE’S LOST CHANCES
During the Wuhan Plague, Ruler Loong started several with several advantages, and its “police state” handling of the Wuhan Plague, but a series of misteps has only weakened its position.
“In a troubled world, investors saw the inept PAP regime that cocks up and turned the island into South East Asia's Plague Hub.”
“In hindsight, I should have suspected something when Netizens kept repeating Jos Teo's screw up in Suzhou during 1990s. I should not have let her handled the foreign dorms' wealthy operators. Plus this idiot Kee Chiew Chan, of all things must say bad things about Hong Kong,” Ruler Loong claimed retrospectly.
“We used to laugh at Taiwan, saying their flawed democracy will screw up the economy. Look at the way they beat Wuhan Plague. Do you local stupid peasants notice TSMC defeated the Jews hired by Intel for the 7nm technology? My well paid minons paled in comparisions, all have good degrees but are only good at debating only,” said Ruler Loong.
Peasantpore was forced to start programmes and plans to cope with the challenges of Wuhan Plague, he said, listing the various scams to help peasants retain their jobs or to find new ones so that they can continue to pay their pigeonhole loans and daily bills and vote for PAP during the next Erection.
These include the Jobs Support Scheme that subsidises a portion of local peasants’ stipends, Workfare special payments for lower-income peasants, the Self-employed Peasant Income Relief Scheme for freelancers of those who are self-employed, as well as the SGUnited Jobs and Skills Package for fresh peasant graduates.
“If I dont have these pork barrels, they peasants will give me a hard time during the Procedural Erections. I will use this to threaten the Hougang and Aljunied peasants so that they give my cronies face,” said Mr Lee.
STRENGTHENING THE SOCIAL COMPACT
Ruler Loong also spoke of the changing strategic landscape globally, with worsening relations between the Yankees and Pandas leading to escalating tensions.
“We used to kowtow to Uncle Sam but we trade with Pandas for profits despite knowing the latter are butchers and vermins. China used to toil for Uncle Sam and Nihons but now want bigger piece of pie, sure got problem, we can only hedge our bets,” he said.
Domestically, PAP will be using the Wuhan Plague to create fear, uncertainty and doubt (FUD) to coerce local stupid peasants before the impending Procedural Erections.
Ruler Loong said: “In 2015, I milk LKY's death to get 69%. So I am warning local stupid peasants, precints who do not give me a respectable 70% support will become slums. You can be sure if you don't vote for PAP, we will use the Big Data and ballot serial numbers to hunt you down. You can be sure you will be fixed when you ask for help but don't support me. In Peasantpore, you tremble and obey my edicts.”
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