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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore has tarnished its high reputation among global investors after the Wuhan Plague exposed Ruler Loong's Millionaire Taskforce as a collection of highly paid duds, a reality that he refused to acknowledged.
"Although I am talking tough about our reputation, but now we are the joke in Asean" he said at a Party's Against Peasants (PAP) online lunchtime rally on Monday (Jul 6).
"The Ang Moh and Nihons will invest in us because they use Peasantpore as a base to exploit South East Asia. For example, they won't know when Probowo will go amok and start another riot or King Rama X and his army cronies also have habit of shooting dissenters for sport. As long as the other South East Asiatics continue to screw up, our Rent Economy 3.0 got chance, otherwise, we will just fade away and be forgotten, like so many city-states in history."
This is especially as Ruler Loong's inept handling of Wuhan Plague forced a locked down and decimated a few points from the GDP but is now shamelessly claiming credit for four indecisive Budgets of 100 billion peanuts within 12 full moons.
"Luckily our local peasants are stupid and indolent and they did not realise my minion Suzhou Loser Jos Teo added salt to injury with her world class incompetence," said Ruler Loong, who is also the PAP's Paramount Leader.
Ruler Loong said the regime was forced to compel peasants to take personal risks during the plague to vote in a Procedural Erection before the economy tanks southwards in later part of 2020.
"Many merchants and SMEs (small- and medium-sized enterprises) are now suffering because they only collect rent," he added.
"Unlike the Ang Mohs and Nihons who really got high tech multi-national corporations (MNCs), we thrive on selling our peasants as cheap serfs as indentured labour for MNCs. We imported vast numbers of cheaper foreign serfs for Rent Economy 2.0 to stall the decline and till today, we are still competing on the basis of cheaper labour costs for MNCs to exploit South East Asia," he added.
"Luckily our peasants are stupid and indolent, they fail to see this failing since 2000."
ATTRACTING ANG MOHS AND NIHONS TO CREATE JOBS RENT ECONOMY 2.0
"We reply on Ang Mohs and Nihons to create new jobs. To do that, but we continued to educate our peasants just enough to be drones for MNCs, we are unable to execute the critical jump to innovate and create new products because we refuse to let the peasants think for themselves but merely import more highly educated foreign serfs for Rent Economy 2."
"During the last few crisis, we always reduce peasants' stipends, cut their CPF (Compelled Pension Fishtrap) contributions, increase their debts and raise consumption taxes, it always worked," he said.
Ruler Loong said that he simply issue an Edict and peasants had no choice but to tremble and obey.
During the failed 1980s drive to upgrade the economy, Ruler Loong said then-Old Dictator Lee Kuan Yew conceded that indolent peasants resulted in the failed experiment to transit Peasantpore's Rent Economy to that of a Yankee style innovation driven dynamic economy.
"We dumbed our peasants, so they can't think for themselves, let alone be innovative," he said.
WHO WOULD BE MAD ENOUGH TO INVEST IN MAJAPAHIT, VIETCONG OR SIAM?
Ruler Loong said these MNCs were prepared to invest in Peasantpore during an economic crisis because they knew they will not be harassed by Probowo, the Siamese Junta or crazy Viet Commie waxworks.
However, Ruler Loong said Peasantpore is now suffering because her Pandas' reliant services sector are taking a bashing compared to Farmosa and South Korea who go after high tech despite the initial pain during the 1997 and 2008 financial crisis.
"South Korea and Farmosa leapfrogging Peasantpore and Hongkies. With Pandas and Yankees slugging it out, we are having a hard time soon. Interesting South Korea and Taiwan got some very clever technocrats running the show now after getting rid of corrupt One Party Rule! We used to laugh at the Koreans and Taiwanese chaotic democracy and corrupt business lobbies but now they beat my millionaires in high tech economic planning and Wuhan Plague response", mulled Ruler Loong as he will be forced to concede that One Party Rule is detrimental to Peasantpore's long term survival.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore has tarnished its high reputation among global investors after the Wuhan Plague exposed Ruler Loong's Millionaire Taskforce as a collection of highly paid duds, a reality that he refused to acknowledged.
"Although I am talking tough about our reputation, but now we are the joke in Asean" he said at a Party's Against Peasants (PAP) online lunchtime rally on Monday (Jul 6).
"The Ang Moh and Nihons will invest in us because they use Peasantpore as a base to exploit South East Asia. For example, they won't know when Probowo will go amok and start another riot or King Rama X and his army cronies also have habit of shooting dissenters for sport. As long as the other South East Asiatics continue to screw up, our Rent Economy 3.0 got chance, otherwise, we will just fade away and be forgotten, like so many city-states in history."
This is especially as Ruler Loong's inept handling of Wuhan Plague forced a locked down and decimated a few points from the GDP but is now shamelessly claiming credit for four indecisive Budgets of 100 billion peanuts within 12 full moons.
"Luckily our local peasants are stupid and indolent and they did not realise my minion Suzhou Loser Jos Teo added salt to injury with her world class incompetence," said Ruler Loong, who is also the PAP's Paramount Leader.
Ruler Loong said the regime was forced to compel peasants to take personal risks during the plague to vote in a Procedural Erection before the economy tanks southwards in later part of 2020.
"Many merchants and SMEs (small- and medium-sized enterprises) are now suffering because they only collect rent," he added.
"Unlike the Ang Mohs and Nihons who really got high tech multi-national corporations (MNCs), we thrive on selling our peasants as cheap serfs as indentured labour for MNCs. We imported vast numbers of cheaper foreign serfs for Rent Economy 2.0 to stall the decline and till today, we are still competing on the basis of cheaper labour costs for MNCs to exploit South East Asia," he added.
"Luckily our peasants are stupid and indolent, they fail to see this failing since 2000."
ATTRACTING ANG MOHS AND NIHONS TO CREATE JOBS RENT ECONOMY 2.0
"We reply on Ang Mohs and Nihons to create new jobs. To do that, but we continued to educate our peasants just enough to be drones for MNCs, we are unable to execute the critical jump to innovate and create new products because we refuse to let the peasants think for themselves but merely import more highly educated foreign serfs for Rent Economy 2."
"During the last few crisis, we always reduce peasants' stipends, cut their CPF (Compelled Pension Fishtrap) contributions, increase their debts and raise consumption taxes, it always worked," he said.
Ruler Loong said that he simply issue an Edict and peasants had no choice but to tremble and obey.
During the failed 1980s drive to upgrade the economy, Ruler Loong said then-Old Dictator Lee Kuan Yew conceded that indolent peasants resulted in the failed experiment to transit Peasantpore's Rent Economy to that of a Yankee style innovation driven dynamic economy.
"We dumbed our peasants, so they can't think for themselves, let alone be innovative," he said.
WHO WOULD BE MAD ENOUGH TO INVEST IN MAJAPAHIT, VIETCONG OR SIAM?
Ruler Loong said these MNCs were prepared to invest in Peasantpore during an economic crisis because they knew they will not be harassed by Probowo, the Siamese Junta or crazy Viet Commie waxworks.
However, Ruler Loong said Peasantpore is now suffering because her Pandas' reliant services sector are taking a bashing compared to Farmosa and South Korea who go after high tech despite the initial pain during the 1997 and 2008 financial crisis.
"South Korea and Farmosa leapfrogging Peasantpore and Hongkies. With Pandas and Yankees slugging it out, we are having a hard time soon. Interesting South Korea and Taiwan got some very clever technocrats running the show now after getting rid of corrupt One Party Rule! We used to laugh at the Koreans and Taiwanese chaotic democracy and corrupt business lobbies but now they beat my millionaires in high tech economic planning and Wuhan Plague response", mulled Ruler Loong as he will be forced to concede that One Party Rule is detrimental to Peasantpore's long term survival.
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