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PEASANTPORE: A by-erection will be held for Punggol East Single-Member Constituency (SMC), after disgraced Peasants' Representative Lecher Michael Palmer resigned over an extra-marital affair.
Nomination Day will be held on 16 January 2013. The regime has already lined up more than one candidate to dilute Labour Party's vote on Nomination Day. The procedural Polling Day will be held on 26 January 2013. To make merchants happy, Polling Day will not be a public holiday.
The Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan issued the Writ of Election on Wednesday.
The Nomination Place is North Vista Secondary School at Rivervale Link and it is expected that regime minions will once again use Quantum Mechanics theory, Chan Sai Keong's Variation, to linger in the polling station and not around it.
The Returning Officer is dead pan Lackey Yam Ah Mee, chief lackey of the bipartisan People's Association who tries to ensure that regime's lackey always have home ground advantage. He ought to spend more time ensuring his wastrel son do not party too much and be involved in drunk driving overseas.
Ruler Loong said in theory, he had decided to hold a by-erection in Punggol East to give the peasants their own Representative, before the regime focuses back on national issues.
However in a rare statement never revealed to stupid peasants, he said:
"Firstly the Ang Mohs and Nihons are watching. If Najib is so bold to take on the Anwar and I hide behind legal games and deny a by-erection, I will lose political prestige and be dismissed as a North Korean Kim.
Secondly, the longer I drag the erections, No Porn Lui and the others will have a hard time announcing fare, fees and levy hikes.
Thirdly, I must conclude the erections as soon as possible otherwise NetiZens will use the Erections as a chance to ask the peasants to ask for more goodies during the National CONversation.
Fourthly lumpar netizens will incite the Punggol peasants to pressure the regime to tweak the White Paper on Population in their favour. Plus Budget 2013 is around the corner, give goodies to buy votes, nope, erections first, then punish later using Budget 2013 with fare, fee and levy hikes. Remember Penang Laksa in Sembawang 2006, he promised to relook Means Testing but after the Erections, he fast track and implement Means Testings to deny peasants of affordable healthcare.
Finally, our ISD dogs have concluded that political pariahs are disunited and will field more than one donkey to take us on. We used the same trick to dilute Doc Tan CB's vote during the Presidential Erections and will use the same trick again, divide and conquer.
Ruler Loong hopes Punggol East peasants will vote for the regime's candidate otherwise their town council will get a taste of bitter medicine from AIM.
He said Minion of Regime and Mayor Teo Arse Luck has been overseeing the constituency, while another lackey Zainal Sekali has been chairing the Pasir Ris-Punggol Town Council to see how they can do another AIM if Labour takes over.
Duke of Punggol Teo CT has also issue a subtle warning that peasants' welfare will be at stake if they balk Ruler Loong's lackey during the by-erection.
PEASANTPORE: A by-erection will be held for Punggol East Single-Member Constituency (SMC), after disgraced Peasants' Representative Lecher Michael Palmer resigned over an extra-marital affair.
Nomination Day will be held on 16 January 2013. The regime has already lined up more than one candidate to dilute Labour Party's vote on Nomination Day. The procedural Polling Day will be held on 26 January 2013. To make merchants happy, Polling Day will not be a public holiday.
The Rubber Stamp President Phony Tan issued the Writ of Election on Wednesday.
The Nomination Place is North Vista Secondary School at Rivervale Link and it is expected that regime minions will once again use Quantum Mechanics theory, Chan Sai Keong's Variation, to linger in the polling station and not around it.
The Returning Officer is dead pan Lackey Yam Ah Mee, chief lackey of the bipartisan People's Association who tries to ensure that regime's lackey always have home ground advantage. He ought to spend more time ensuring his wastrel son do not party too much and be involved in drunk driving overseas.
Ruler Loong said in theory, he had decided to hold a by-erection in Punggol East to give the peasants their own Representative, before the regime focuses back on national issues.
However in a rare statement never revealed to stupid peasants, he said:
"Firstly the Ang Mohs and Nihons are watching. If Najib is so bold to take on the Anwar and I hide behind legal games and deny a by-erection, I will lose political prestige and be dismissed as a North Korean Kim.
Secondly, the longer I drag the erections, No Porn Lui and the others will have a hard time announcing fare, fees and levy hikes.
Thirdly, I must conclude the erections as soon as possible otherwise NetiZens will use the Erections as a chance to ask the peasants to ask for more goodies during the National CONversation.
Fourthly lumpar netizens will incite the Punggol peasants to pressure the regime to tweak the White Paper on Population in their favour. Plus Budget 2013 is around the corner, give goodies to buy votes, nope, erections first, then punish later using Budget 2013 with fare, fee and levy hikes. Remember Penang Laksa in Sembawang 2006, he promised to relook Means Testing but after the Erections, he fast track and implement Means Testings to deny peasants of affordable healthcare.
Finally, our ISD dogs have concluded that political pariahs are disunited and will field more than one donkey to take us on. We used the same trick to dilute Doc Tan CB's vote during the Presidential Erections and will use the same trick again, divide and conquer.
Ruler Loong hopes Punggol East peasants will vote for the regime's candidate otherwise their town council will get a taste of bitter medicine from AIM.
He said Minion of Regime and Mayor Teo Arse Luck has been overseeing the constituency, while another lackey Zainal Sekali has been chairing the Pasir Ris-Punggol Town Council to see how they can do another AIM if Labour takes over.
Duke of Punggol Teo CT has also issue a subtle warning that peasants' welfare will be at stake if they balk Ruler Loong's lackey during the by-erection.
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