$wee $wee is offering scraps that appear to rebrand him as a reformer. By striking hard at fat cat MoE's vile banding labelling and the bombardment on PSLE despite Ruler Loong's veiled warnings, $wee $wee is aiming for the beef.
In the old Three Kingdom tale, the Wu naval commander Chou Yu demostrated the fine art of 'listening to all but ultimately deciding' during the Battle of Red Cliff. When the lecherous Tsao Tsao demanded surrender, the Wu overlord, Sun Chuan simply delegated the thinking to Chou Yu. As usual two political factions visited him successively to give him their opinions. The cunning Chou Yu simply pretended to empathise and agree with both sides' views without offending any party. He cleverly promised to put their words to Sun Chuan's ears. Eventually he decided to ignore Tsao's demands and declare war.
This is what $wee $wee is doing now. He listens to MoE dogs, he listens to parents who may vote for him and decided that MoE dogs can be culled. He recently redeployed 200 change resistant principals to remove Sabo Singhs . $wee $wee knows parents and netizens will always write arty farty letters to bug him but they may vote for him if he shows some sincerity in atomic reforms.
Ruler Loong may told him to ease off MoE/PSLE reforms but to do so will invite ridicule that the National Hundred Flowers' Campaign is a sham. In addition, by ignoring Ruler Loong, $wee $wee can be seemed to be independent unlike previous failed MoE minions (Duke Teo, Tarman and Bargain Hen). In addition, Ruler Loong will be politically weaken with Old Autocrat's visit to Lord Yama and this is the time to build a reputation as a fixer and present himself as a viable choice for the ultimate price as Prime Minion. Hence he has decided to take some bold moves to distance himself from wayang kings, (e.g. Lawlan, Ah Chan and Overtime Tan) and put previous MoE minions to shame. However while his bold moves may work, age may act against him.....
Lawlan's Antics so far? Other than repeating the same old morals of peasants working hand in hand to kowtow Ruler Loong, acting as gentlemen and loving foreigners? What else is new? Blasted by netizens for talking cock, Lawlan merely asking netizens to pipe down and threaten punitive actions for those who laughed at the Royal Queenstown Wayang. His lame jokes about Mats inviting Chinks for Lontong meals as staged community bonding puts many peasants to sleep. Other than raising temperatures and scorn, Lawlan has little to show. In real life, he will not even last 2 hours in a Geylang Lap Sup Bar and probably be given a good dose of beating in the back alleys.
Ah Chan is worse. With that bugs bunny tooth and irritating Mindef habit of asking peasants to raise their hands, what has he done so far? Raising the dole for old peasants to prove he knows what it is like to be hungry? Telling peasants his sob stories as a poor kampung boy and encouraging peasant youths to study as hard as him despite a humble family?? Well ex-Regent Ah Goh Goh has been there, done and said that? What else is new? Is he asking Mindef to pay for National Serfs insurance? Fat hope of a cum. Of late he is increasing despondent and keeping quiet. Last seemed repeating his old manifesto of spinning old propoganda to help the poor and spend less money on silly vain projects like YOG. He might as well join No Porn Lui for a Saturday night drink at Las Vegas KTV to get some ideas from PRC whores to help poor peasants.
Overtime Tan CJ is the worst. His corny speech about rich minions working overtime and missing their children-parent bonding smirks of pure stupidity. He obviously did not realise many peasants are working overtime without wage compensations to prevent foreigners from stealing their rice bowls. His next boast of asking the idiotic national archival swines to preserve some cemetery ground is lauded as 'revolutionary'. He might as well proposed erecting a LKY statue at Holland Road Public Housing Cemetery to make Old Autocrat happy. As proof of his dubious mathematical ability, he sprouted rubbish and sing praises of the various Ponzi scams run by the Compelled Pension Fishtraps and insist pigeonholes are affordable. Various facebook posts to protray him as a regular bloke failed big time. To be a true Prince, you must stay aloof and distant, not be seemed as an Uncle Scandals. He certainly need to join Ah Chan and No Porn Lui at Las Vegas KTV to brush up on his retail politics if he can get to fuck a KTV whore for less than 50 bucks.
In the old Three Kingdom tale, the Wu naval commander Chou Yu demostrated the fine art of 'listening to all but ultimately deciding' during the Battle of Red Cliff. When the lecherous Tsao Tsao demanded surrender, the Wu overlord, Sun Chuan simply delegated the thinking to Chou Yu. As usual two political factions visited him successively to give him their opinions. The cunning Chou Yu simply pretended to empathise and agree with both sides' views without offending any party. He cleverly promised to put their words to Sun Chuan's ears. Eventually he decided to ignore Tsao's demands and declare war.
This is what $wee $wee is doing now. He listens to MoE dogs, he listens to parents who may vote for him and decided that MoE dogs can be culled. He recently redeployed 200 change resistant principals to remove Sabo Singhs . $wee $wee knows parents and netizens will always write arty farty letters to bug him but they may vote for him if he shows some sincerity in atomic reforms.
Ruler Loong may told him to ease off MoE/PSLE reforms but to do so will invite ridicule that the National Hundred Flowers' Campaign is a sham. In addition, by ignoring Ruler Loong, $wee $wee can be seemed to be independent unlike previous failed MoE minions (Duke Teo, Tarman and Bargain Hen). In addition, Ruler Loong will be politically weaken with Old Autocrat's visit to Lord Yama and this is the time to build a reputation as a fixer and present himself as a viable choice for the ultimate price as Prime Minion. Hence he has decided to take some bold moves to distance himself from wayang kings, (e.g. Lawlan, Ah Chan and Overtime Tan) and put previous MoE minions to shame. However while his bold moves may work, age may act against him.....
Lawlan's Antics so far? Other than repeating the same old morals of peasants working hand in hand to kowtow Ruler Loong, acting as gentlemen and loving foreigners? What else is new? Blasted by netizens for talking cock, Lawlan merely asking netizens to pipe down and threaten punitive actions for those who laughed at the Royal Queenstown Wayang. His lame jokes about Mats inviting Chinks for Lontong meals as staged community bonding puts many peasants to sleep. Other than raising temperatures and scorn, Lawlan has little to show. In real life, he will not even last 2 hours in a Geylang Lap Sup Bar and probably be given a good dose of beating in the back alleys.
Ah Chan is worse. With that bugs bunny tooth and irritating Mindef habit of asking peasants to raise their hands, what has he done so far? Raising the dole for old peasants to prove he knows what it is like to be hungry? Telling peasants his sob stories as a poor kampung boy and encouraging peasant youths to study as hard as him despite a humble family?? Well ex-Regent Ah Goh Goh has been there, done and said that? What else is new? Is he asking Mindef to pay for National Serfs insurance? Fat hope of a cum. Of late he is increasing despondent and keeping quiet. Last seemed repeating his old manifesto of spinning old propoganda to help the poor and spend less money on silly vain projects like YOG. He might as well join No Porn Lui for a Saturday night drink at Las Vegas KTV to get some ideas from PRC whores to help poor peasants.
Overtime Tan CJ is the worst. His corny speech about rich minions working overtime and missing their children-parent bonding smirks of pure stupidity. He obviously did not realise many peasants are working overtime without wage compensations to prevent foreigners from stealing their rice bowls. His next boast of asking the idiotic national archival swines to preserve some cemetery ground is lauded as 'revolutionary'. He might as well proposed erecting a LKY statue at Holland Road Public Housing Cemetery to make Old Autocrat happy. As proof of his dubious mathematical ability, he sprouted rubbish and sing praises of the various Ponzi scams run by the Compelled Pension Fishtraps and insist pigeonholes are affordable. Various facebook posts to protray him as a regular bloke failed big time. To be a true Prince, you must stay aloof and distant, not be seemed as an Uncle Scandals. He certainly need to join Ah Chan and No Porn Lui at Las Vegas KTV to brush up on his retail politics if he can get to fuck a KTV whore for less than 50 bucks.
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