As reported by pliant Mouthpiece CNA,
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Peasantpore: Yet-to-be-Lackey Desmond Choo, the regime's likely losing candidate for the Hougang by-election, hooted he was going to fight for every single vote in Hougang to win a mandate to do more for voters in the constituency. Such talk will probably con a few KTV gals?! Every politician says the same thing and what makes Desmond Choo special, is he going to speak against Dynastic Succession? Or lampoon stupid Kwa's smart alec decision to restrict medical intake to 100 peasant undergrads? Perhaps his appeal rates will top national average?
He told Gestapo officers pretending to be reporters at the nomination centre on Wednesday that he and his team of fart following ticks, have served the residents very hard. He should organise a mass sex orgy for the old Teochew blokes and friendly PRC hostess should he win.
"Stupid peasants know that we are insincere and they know we are getting $13,000 worth of stipends monthly. Our grassroot leaders will get preferential treatment during school entry exercise. And Hougang should become my ticket to the good life," Mr Choo crows but declines to explain why his fart-following-ticks will enjoy such benefits if they are serving stupid peasants.
"What I want the residents to know is that today actually represents an opportunity maintain status quo. We can do a better kowtow to Ruler Loong and our Great Helmsman, LKY."
"But for that to happen, stupid peasants should avoid the inevitable and not wait for Png or Loh to age like Elder Chiam. I will earn more after Ruler Loong promotes me as a minion.," he moans.
Asked about his likely loss against Mr Png Eng Huat of the Workers' Party, Yet-to-be-Lackey Choo replied that he has always been focused on his campaign to fleece stupid peasants.
"Ruler Loong wants me to sway the imbecilic Teochews, what else can I do but follow Sitoh and hang around till Png or Loh bows out thanks to old age." Loser Choo said.
"I'm still going to be very focused on fighting for every single vote because of the pay hike. I'm still going to pretend to walk the ground hard, visit the markets, visit the blocks, hug some gals and kiss some babies, wherever there are stupid peasants, where we can fight to get a ticket to be an official lackey." Funny, despite his guffaws, Ruler Loong rather put idiot TPL in a GRC and leave the hardwork to Choo. Of course, it pays to be the favourite lackey of Ruler Loong (see TPL's hubby).
Loser Choo added that one of the key issues in the by-election will be pork barrel politics. He hints the regime will reward the stubborn teochews with material goodies if he made a Peasants' Representative. Of course, the regime's goodies, come with strings attached e.g. co-payment, conservancy fee hikes etc.
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Peasantpore: Yet-to-be-Lackey Desmond Choo, the regime's likely losing candidate for the Hougang by-election, hooted he was going to fight for every single vote in Hougang to win a mandate to do more for voters in the constituency. Such talk will probably con a few KTV gals?! Every politician says the same thing and what makes Desmond Choo special, is he going to speak against Dynastic Succession? Or lampoon stupid Kwa's smart alec decision to restrict medical intake to 100 peasant undergrads? Perhaps his appeal rates will top national average?
He told Gestapo officers pretending to be reporters at the nomination centre on Wednesday that he and his team of fart following ticks, have served the residents very hard. He should organise a mass sex orgy for the old Teochew blokes and friendly PRC hostess should he win.
"Stupid peasants know that we are insincere and they know we are getting $13,000 worth of stipends monthly. Our grassroot leaders will get preferential treatment during school entry exercise. And Hougang should become my ticket to the good life," Mr Choo crows but declines to explain why his fart-following-ticks will enjoy such benefits if they are serving stupid peasants.
"What I want the residents to know is that today actually represents an opportunity maintain status quo. We can do a better kowtow to Ruler Loong and our Great Helmsman, LKY."
"But for that to happen, stupid peasants should avoid the inevitable and not wait for Png or Loh to age like Elder Chiam. I will earn more after Ruler Loong promotes me as a minion.," he moans.
Asked about his likely loss against Mr Png Eng Huat of the Workers' Party, Yet-to-be-Lackey Choo replied that he has always been focused on his campaign to fleece stupid peasants.
"Ruler Loong wants me to sway the imbecilic Teochews, what else can I do but follow Sitoh and hang around till Png or Loh bows out thanks to old age." Loser Choo said.
"I'm still going to be very focused on fighting for every single vote because of the pay hike. I'm still going to pretend to walk the ground hard, visit the markets, visit the blocks, hug some gals and kiss some babies, wherever there are stupid peasants, where we can fight to get a ticket to be an official lackey." Funny, despite his guffaws, Ruler Loong rather put idiot TPL in a GRC and leave the hardwork to Choo. Of course, it pays to be the favourite lackey of Ruler Loong (see TPL's hubby).
Loser Choo added that one of the key issues in the by-election will be pork barrel politics. He hints the regime will reward the stubborn teochews with material goodies if he made a Peasants' Representative. Of course, the regime's goodies, come with strings attached e.g. co-payment, conservancy fee hikes etc.
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