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PEASANTPORE: Acting Minions Overtime Tan CJ and Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiu' spoke on Sunday in support of the wealthy Quack Koh Poh Koon - the regime's potential lackey for the Punggol East by-erections.
Both said they have known the wealthy Quack Koh for many years and described him as a Ruler Loong's man who is passionate about making a difference only for the Imperial Lee clan.
Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said: "Any lackey who is loyal to Ruler Loong is considered a very good lackey. He's very well paid and appears to be sincere very passionate about the present system that give him fat cat perks. Any lumpars who 'sarpok' the regime will be as immensely successfully as him ok. Needless to day, I think in all the things that he does or as a quack that service rich patients, you can see Ruler Loong trust him. We are told to remind peasants that Quack Koh may not just be an ordinary Peasants' Representative, unlike that useless Tinpot Ling, we are hinting there is possibly beyond just a mere rubber stamping representative loh. Quack Koh is someone Ruler Loong trust, so automatically someone who I know has the Lee's needs at heart, and utter contempt for peasants, especially the poor ones who cannot afford his fees."
Minion Overtime Tan BC added, "You all know it's very easy to get to wannabe lackeys in such a short period. We have many loyal lackeys and failed to use 'ordinary' ones like Tinpot Ling who was throughly outclassed by Nicole Seah. So lan lan, we go back to status quo, get those successful and exam smart ones. Punggol East peasants better not balk him and give Quack Koh a chance or their town council will be fixed ok. The faster this erection is concluded, we all can move forward and raise fees, levies, prices, taxes and approve pro-foreigners policies. No Porn Lui and SMRT are waiting for their fare hike announcements liao!"
Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiu', who is Acting Minion for No Dole for Poor Peasants, said: "Ha ha, he is just like me. Both of us hail from poor peasant familes, did well for the Imperial Exams and pledge our loyalties to Ruler Loong. Outward we pretend to care for poor peasants but we only view them as parasites to be milked and tax for revenues. KNN, he has just kenna promoted in private practice and many rich Indos patients want to see him liao. But somehow, Ruler Loong ordered him to set that aside to come forward and serve the Lee regime?! - that speaks a lot about the dearth of talents wanting to be minions! Obviously Tinpot Ling is a flop and we have no choice but to just grab anyone who is loyal to Ruler Loong and also successfully in their careers!
"I've always known him to be somebody who feels a lot for the Lees only and despised lowly paid peasants who can never afford his fees. What's more, he is a arrogant prick and he simply retort that lumpar netizens who try to slam him for using his humble beginnings to shame him as a regime lackey are up to no good."
PEASANTPORE: Acting Minions Overtime Tan CJ and Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiu' spoke on Sunday in support of the wealthy Quack Koh Poh Koon - the regime's potential lackey for the Punggol East by-erections.
Both said they have known the wealthy Quack Koh for many years and described him as a Ruler Loong's man who is passionate about making a difference only for the Imperial Lee clan.
Acting Minion for Peasantpower Overtime Tan CJ said: "Any lackey who is loyal to Ruler Loong is considered a very good lackey. He's very well paid and appears to be sincere very passionate about the present system that give him fat cat perks. Any lumpars who 'sarpok' the regime will be as immensely successfully as him ok. Needless to day, I think in all the things that he does or as a quack that service rich patients, you can see Ruler Loong trust him. We are told to remind peasants that Quack Koh may not just be an ordinary Peasants' Representative, unlike that useless Tinpot Ling, we are hinting there is possibly beyond just a mere rubber stamping representative loh. Quack Koh is someone Ruler Loong trust, so automatically someone who I know has the Lee's needs at heart, and utter contempt for peasants, especially the poor ones who cannot afford his fees."
Minion Overtime Tan BC added, "You all know it's very easy to get to wannabe lackeys in such a short period. We have many loyal lackeys and failed to use 'ordinary' ones like Tinpot Ling who was throughly outclassed by Nicole Seah. So lan lan, we go back to status quo, get those successful and exam smart ones. Punggol East peasants better not balk him and give Quack Koh a chance or their town council will be fixed ok. The faster this erection is concluded, we all can move forward and raise fees, levies, prices, taxes and approve pro-foreigners policies. No Porn Lui and SMRT are waiting for their fare hike announcements liao!"
Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiu', who is Acting Minion for No Dole for Poor Peasants, said: "Ha ha, he is just like me. Both of us hail from poor peasant familes, did well for the Imperial Exams and pledge our loyalties to Ruler Loong. Outward we pretend to care for poor peasants but we only view them as parasites to be milked and tax for revenues. KNN, he has just kenna promoted in private practice and many rich Indos patients want to see him liao. But somehow, Ruler Loong ordered him to set that aside to come forward and serve the Lee regime?! - that speaks a lot about the dearth of talents wanting to be minions! Obviously Tinpot Ling is a flop and we have no choice but to just grab anyone who is loyal to Ruler Loong and also successfully in their careers!
"I've always known him to be somebody who feels a lot for the Lees only and despised lowly paid peasants who can never afford his fees. What's more, he is a arrogant prick and he simply retort that lumpar netizens who try to slam him for using his humble beginnings to shame him as a regime lackey are up to no good."
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