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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore is making a major push to develop the local space espionage industry.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office and Second Minion for Mercantile Trade S Is-an-arse announced the setting up of the Office for Space Espionage (OSTIn) to oversee the development of Peasantpore's local space espionage industry.
The new program office is set up under the wastrel Economic Dodo Baboons (EDB) - includes regime agencies such as the Agency for Sex Technology and Research (A*STAR), Ministry of War (MINDEF), Ministry of Propoganda (MOE), Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA), Ministry of Mercantile Trade and the National Copy Angmon+Nihon Foundation (NRF).
Speaking at the Global Space Espionage Technology Convention on Thursday, Mr Is-an-arse said the inter-agency lackey office will taxpayer dollars to fund space espionage companies which will eventually be nationalised. Past examples are Singtel, bus cartels or even power companies e.g. SPower.
The office will also provide cheap funds to various industry stakeholders to help them realise their satellite business and innovation initiatives from peasants' tax dollars. Of course, fat cats helming the business will be pay world beating stipends.
Opportunists who are keen to either expand their scam businesses into the space industry or strengthen their existing satellite capabilities could count on cheap funds from the new office but they must be pro-regime and pledge their loyalty to Ruler Loong.
In addition, the lackey office will champion the build-up of local public research capabilities and using foreign talent pool parachuted into the industry.
For a start, the office will be supporting two foreigner led R&D projects from the two local universities.
Minion Is-an-arse said: "We believe Peasantpore more honest than PRC space companies, will not steal your ideals lor. We also cheaper than Ang Moh companies since we going to invite many jobless former Soviet space scientists hee hee! I so clever man!"
"Ang Moh countries do not trust former soviet scientists and the latter do not want to be serfs in PRC. In Peasantpore, we throw jobs and money at them, they sure cum here lor and build up our spacfe espionage programme. After we make profits, we nationalised the companies and appoint our chums as CEO and big shots and pay them big heap of stipends! Easy game huh? Local peasants are so stupid because we always use their money to grow our own wealth! Ha ha ha!"
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore is making a major push to develop the local space espionage industry.
Minion in the Ruler Loong's Office and Second Minion for Mercantile Trade S Is-an-arse announced the setting up of the Office for Space Espionage (OSTIn) to oversee the development of Peasantpore's local space espionage industry.
The new program office is set up under the wastrel Economic Dodo Baboons (EDB) - includes regime agencies such as the Agency for Sex Technology and Research (A*STAR), Ministry of War (MINDEF), Ministry of Propoganda (MOE), Ministry of Vassal Affairs (MFA), Ministry of Mercantile Trade and the National Copy Angmon+Nihon Foundation (NRF).
Speaking at the Global Space Espionage Technology Convention on Thursday, Mr Is-an-arse said the inter-agency lackey office will taxpayer dollars to fund space espionage companies which will eventually be nationalised. Past examples are Singtel, bus cartels or even power companies e.g. SPower.
The office will also provide cheap funds to various industry stakeholders to help them realise their satellite business and innovation initiatives from peasants' tax dollars. Of course, fat cats helming the business will be pay world beating stipends.
Opportunists who are keen to either expand their scam businesses into the space industry or strengthen their existing satellite capabilities could count on cheap funds from the new office but they must be pro-regime and pledge their loyalty to Ruler Loong.
In addition, the lackey office will champion the build-up of local public research capabilities and using foreign talent pool parachuted into the industry.
For a start, the office will be supporting two foreigner led R&D projects from the two local universities.
Minion Is-an-arse said: "We believe Peasantpore more honest than PRC space companies, will not steal your ideals lor. We also cheaper than Ang Moh companies since we going to invite many jobless former Soviet space scientists hee hee! I so clever man!"
"Ang Moh countries do not trust former soviet scientists and the latter do not want to be serfs in PRC. In Peasantpore, we throw jobs and money at them, they sure cum here lor and build up our spacfe espionage programme. After we make profits, we nationalised the companies and appoint our chums as CEO and big shots and pay them big heap of stipends! Easy game huh? Local peasants are so stupid because we always use their money to grow our own wealth! Ha ha ha!"
