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Peasantpore: Some well paid 60 Peasants Representatives have indicated their generally pro-Ruler Loong interest to take part in the Talk Fest on the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population.
There were several favourable references to the hyped population number, which the regime is foolishly using to prepare infrastructure plans to reward chums in the construction and service industries.
There some unheeded calls to find ways to avoid the need to grow Peasantpore's population to 6.9 million peasants with foreigners forming the core of the island sham republic.
The usual suspect suggestions included reducing work-life balance and providing more dis-incentives for local peasants to have children but boons are granted for foreigners to bring their children to Peasantpore.
Lackey Seah Ah Peng, Peasant Representative for Marine Parade Vote-1-Get-4 Free Constituency said: "Fuck you Netizens, you think we doing the 69 is it? We cannot wait for local peasants to fuck more for more babies, it is easier to entice foreigners to bring their children to Peasantpore. Its cheaper investment to provide housing grants, school places and generous medical benefits for foreign peasant families.
I view local lesser peasants with utter contempt. We must bring back Old Autocrat Eugenics and wield the big stick for lowly educated peasants who want more children. No housing grants for them, last in queue for school places and lower income tax rebates for the stubborn ones.
"Another vile plan to de-populate local peasants is to kill them off slowly with anti-peasant policies. One excellent method is to pass Directive 66, ordering medical hospitals to 'Go Slow' for poor peasants who cannot pay medical bills. We can also 'encourage' doctors to give poor peasants generic or experimental drugs. We can also toughen the Means Testing to deny affordable health care for local peasants. Of course, we must continue to underspend on public healthcare."
Foo Mee Har, Peasant Representative for West Coast GRC suggested: "KNNCCB, lumpar Netizens say I use my influence to allow my incompetent hubby to escape financial embarassment. Now I got chance to get back at them. I would like to call for urgent action to ensure a stronger foreigner core in our population strategy. I offer two priorities for the Duke of Punggol's consideration so that we must aim for 10 million - to learn from New York....take bolder steps to improve total fertility rate for foreigners and reduce birth rates for local peasants. We must continue to balk our own talent pool, but provide more opportunities for foreigners who tend to sarpok Ruler Loong's vile policies."
"Just because a few lumpar netizens write long arty farty letters, everyone say got national anxiety and some angst. Fuck local peasants ok. Instead of moaning and groaning, why nobody spare a thought and think of Familee huh? Think about the rich peasants who pay taxes and provide jobs hor! Do not always try to complain and shout Maoist slogans ok. If can solve Old Autocrat's Low Birthrate problem, then cum and talk cock sing song ok," said Arse Butter Fong, Peasant Representative for West Coast GRC.
Eurasian bastard Chris-top-fur de Soap-za, Lackey of Holland-Bukit Timah GRC said: "Local peasants must be mere serfs to serve Familee as understood by the rest of the regime. It is their destiny and privilege to toil for Familee, with PRs and foreign merchants exploiting them. Every few years, Familee must be able to look back and say 'By Founder Harry's Grace, Familee's life has improved, we are reaching our next billion soon!'
However the dissenters beginning piling up. Aljunied GRC Representative Sylvia Lim lament about a dilution of the local Peasantpore identity.
She cannot fathom why the regime wants a weak local peasant core and prefers foreign values, culture. She is puzzled why Ruler Loong hates local peasants to the extent of driving away many local peasants overseas with anti-peasant policies.
The political dissenter said the Labour is opposing the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population for fun. Labor proposed that Peasantpore entertain the idea of a more modest GDP growth rate or end up like China who destroyed her environment for the sake of useless US dollars.
Dissenter Lim said this can be achieved if Peasantpore works towards a GDP growth of 2.5 per cent to 3.5 per cent per year up to 2020. And from 2020 to 2030, 1.5 per cent to 2.5 per cent per year.
Political Pariah Lim said: "KNNCCB, so what you got 3%-5% GDP growth? Tell me how many peasants benefit from this GDP growth? You still hammer them with million dollar birdcage, 100k COEs huh? Peasants get third world pay but live in the third most expensive city in the world? You think local peasants as stupid as Viet whores huh?
"This trade off will mean less overcrowding, better integration of newcomers, a stronger local peasant identity, and less stressful labour market competition. This is turn is likely to have knock-on effects on total fertility rate recovery.
Singlish say is simpler.....got money means very happy meh? So what if got money but too sick to enjoy huh? You think everyone live in Oxley Road Bungalow or have 5 maids waiting on them like Minion Rajaratnam huh?"
Peasantpore: Some well paid 60 Peasants Representatives have indicated their generally pro-Ruler Loong interest to take part in the Talk Fest on the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population.
There were several favourable references to the hyped population number, which the regime is foolishly using to prepare infrastructure plans to reward chums in the construction and service industries.
There some unheeded calls to find ways to avoid the need to grow Peasantpore's population to 6.9 million peasants with foreigners forming the core of the island sham republic.
The usual suspect suggestions included reducing work-life balance and providing more dis-incentives for local peasants to have children but boons are granted for foreigners to bring their children to Peasantpore.
Lackey Seah Ah Peng, Peasant Representative for Marine Parade Vote-1-Get-4 Free Constituency said: "Fuck you Netizens, you think we doing the 69 is it? We cannot wait for local peasants to fuck more for more babies, it is easier to entice foreigners to bring their children to Peasantpore. Its cheaper investment to provide housing grants, school places and generous medical benefits for foreign peasant families.
I view local lesser peasants with utter contempt. We must bring back Old Autocrat Eugenics and wield the big stick for lowly educated peasants who want more children. No housing grants for them, last in queue for school places and lower income tax rebates for the stubborn ones.
"Another vile plan to de-populate local peasants is to kill them off slowly with anti-peasant policies. One excellent method is to pass Directive 66, ordering medical hospitals to 'Go Slow' for poor peasants who cannot pay medical bills. We can also 'encourage' doctors to give poor peasants generic or experimental drugs. We can also toughen the Means Testing to deny affordable health care for local peasants. Of course, we must continue to underspend on public healthcare."
Foo Mee Har, Peasant Representative for West Coast GRC suggested: "KNNCCB, lumpar Netizens say I use my influence to allow my incompetent hubby to escape financial embarassment. Now I got chance to get back at them. I would like to call for urgent action to ensure a stronger foreigner core in our population strategy. I offer two priorities for the Duke of Punggol's consideration so that we must aim for 10 million - to learn from New York....take bolder steps to improve total fertility rate for foreigners and reduce birth rates for local peasants. We must continue to balk our own talent pool, but provide more opportunities for foreigners who tend to sarpok Ruler Loong's vile policies."
"Just because a few lumpar netizens write long arty farty letters, everyone say got national anxiety and some angst. Fuck local peasants ok. Instead of moaning and groaning, why nobody spare a thought and think of Familee huh? Think about the rich peasants who pay taxes and provide jobs hor! Do not always try to complain and shout Maoist slogans ok. If can solve Old Autocrat's Low Birthrate problem, then cum and talk cock sing song ok," said Arse Butter Fong, Peasant Representative for West Coast GRC.
Eurasian bastard Chris-top-fur de Soap-za, Lackey of Holland-Bukit Timah GRC said: "Local peasants must be mere serfs to serve Familee as understood by the rest of the regime. It is their destiny and privilege to toil for Familee, with PRs and foreign merchants exploiting them. Every few years, Familee must be able to look back and say 'By Founder Harry's Grace, Familee's life has improved, we are reaching our next billion soon!'
However the dissenters beginning piling up. Aljunied GRC Representative Sylvia Lim lament about a dilution of the local Peasantpore identity.
She cannot fathom why the regime wants a weak local peasant core and prefers foreign values, culture. She is puzzled why Ruler Loong hates local peasants to the extent of driving away many local peasants overseas with anti-peasant policies.
The political dissenter said the Labour is opposing the White Lies on Local Peasant De-population for fun. Labor proposed that Peasantpore entertain the idea of a more modest GDP growth rate or end up like China who destroyed her environment for the sake of useless US dollars.
Dissenter Lim said this can be achieved if Peasantpore works towards a GDP growth of 2.5 per cent to 3.5 per cent per year up to 2020. And from 2020 to 2030, 1.5 per cent to 2.5 per cent per year.
Political Pariah Lim said: "KNNCCB, so what you got 3%-5% GDP growth? Tell me how many peasants benefit from this GDP growth? You still hammer them with million dollar birdcage, 100k COEs huh? Peasants get third world pay but live in the third most expensive city in the world? You think local peasants as stupid as Viet whores huh?
"This trade off will mean less overcrowding, better integration of newcomers, a stronger local peasant identity, and less stressful labour market competition. This is turn is likely to have knock-on effects on total fertility rate recovery.
Singlish say is simpler.....got money means very happy meh? So what if got money but too sick to enjoy huh? You think everyone live in Oxley Road Bungalow or have 5 maids waiting on them like Minion Rajaratnam huh?"
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