Redditer: Female colleague at work is touchy with almost all males [‘Green Tea Bitch’ (绿茶婊 luchabiao)]

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Female colleague at work is touchy with almost all males​

There’s this green tea girl at work who literally is close to all male living things.

She always hits guys when she laughs. Is this even normal?

She even does it to my boyfriend and I’ve seen it. It lowkey makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t even hit my guy friends when I laugh cause I don’t wna be in physical contact with them.

 

[eatshitndie]

green tea lady with green hat vibes. can eat but cannot marry. nymphomaniac.

 

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green tea lady with green hat vibes. can eat but cannot marry. nymphomaniac.

https://www.whatsonweibo.com/dangerous-women-the-green-tea-bitch/

In the spring of 2013, a new term was launched over the Chinese Internet: ‘Green Tea Bitch’ (绿茶婊 luchabiao).

According to Chinese netizens, the term is used to describe ambitious women who “pretend to be very innocent”. Somewhere between March and April of 2013, the term “green tea bitch” (GTB) emerged on Chinese social media platforms.

Weibo netizens joined in a collective effort to formulate a suitable definition of what a ‘green tea bitch’ actually is. As a result, a short essay was composed and shared online.

The essay lists twenty-four different characteristics of a GTB. ‘Green tea bitch’ is not the first term to categorize young Chinese women in an overall derogatory manner. Other examples include ‘coffee bitch’, ‘black tea bitch’ or ‘milk tea bitch’.

 

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What is green tea bitch and how to identify them - This is...

It's Chinese Moon Festival, the obvious choice is to write something warm and fuzzy about family values and some such, but I'm going to write about the Green Tea Bitch.

I recently answered a question Feifei Wang's answer to Who is a celebrity, that is commonly thought to be attractive, but you find unattractive? where mentioned that I believe Zooey Deschanel is the poster child for this type of girl. People asked what exactly a Green Tea Bitch is, so I figure I'll give a more thorough answer here:

Green Tea Bitch (绿茶婊) is a slang in Chinese online community for girls who pretend to be pure and innocent but in fact are manipulative and calculating. The reason we call them "green tea" is because green tea is supposed to be clean, pure, quiet and sophisticated, which is the surface image this kind of girl wants to present.

How to identify a Green Tea Bitch?

Follow this check list:

1. Green Tea Bitch normally keeps long straight hair with bangs or parted in the center.
2. Skin color tends to be on the paler side. Most of them aren't drop dead gorgeous, but not ugly either.
3. Their favorite expression is to open their eyes wide and look at people (especially men) cluelessly.
4. They like vintage clothing and accessories.
5. Every time she meets you, she speaks in an exaggerated surprised tone: "Ah you lost weight! unlike me... I'm getting fatter every day"...
6. When hanging out with friends, she'll tell your guy friends that you're very popular and a lot of men are interested in you.
7. Green Tea Bitch has a lot of guy friends, they'll change their female friends periodically.
8. If you follow her microblog (Twitter or Weibo), you'll find she's kind of normal during the day time, after midnight, she start to write self-pitying tweets like "I'm such a loser...", "I must've done something wrong to be punished by fate", blah blah blah.
9. If she's hanging out with friends with 2 or more guys, she often stays until the end.
10. You suddenly realize your boyfriend somehow friended her on facebook, they follow each other on twitter, he has her phone number... and they actually have a lot of chats and you have no idea how they even know each other, congratulations, you have a GTB friend.
11. If GTB sees you have an argument with your boyfriend, she'd say: sigh... you know how he is... As if she's the one who knows your boyfriend the best!
12. When eating out, she takes 2 bites and says: "OMG I'm such a pig!"
13. Their favorite lines: "Oh I'm so stupid!", "Oh I'm so clumsy".
14. If you have a female friend, that you're not really that close to, yet every time she sees your boyfriend, she tells him that she's your BFF forever and your boyfriend needs to be good to you or face her fury... Yeah, that's a GTB.
15. "I like this book/movie/music.... too~~~ how did you know?"
16. Always tells people she can't drink, but always drinks "under pressure", and always gets drunk faster than anyone else.
17. They become more active when there's a guy in the party, if it's all girls, they're normally quiet and don't do much.
18. Says the most hurtful things to you then says: "Oh I'm sorry... it just burst out".
19. When at dinner party, always sits next to a male friend, after 3 rounds of wine or beer, always has an arm around her waist, and still has the most innocent look on her face as if she has no idea what happened.
20. Speaks softly and weakly, as if she hasn't eaten for 3 days.
21. Very good with make up, but all her guy friends believe she doesn't wear make up.
22. Always tells people that she's shy, geeky or nerdy or dorky, socially incompetent, doesn't know how to talk to people, gets nervous easily.
23. Does weird things when guys are around to get attention but pretty normal when hanging out with girls.
24. Normally has a bunch of "spare tire" guy friends, and they all have very distinctive functions: one will bring her lunch, one will help her with her homework, one will walk her home, one will fix her computer... She makes sure everyone knows she's single, but always has a group of guys follow her around. And everyone believes she's innocent and sweet.
25. The final coup de grace: will NOT have sex.

There you have it. Stay safe, and stay away from Green Tea Bitches.

https://thisischina.quora.com/What-is-green-tea-bitch-and-how-to-identify-them

 

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https://www.whatsonweibo.com/dangerous-women-the-green-tea-bitch/

In the spring of 2013, a new term was launched over the Chinese Internet: ‘Green Tea Bitch’ (绿茶婊 luchabiao).

According to Chinese netizens, the term is used to describe ambitious women who “pretend to be very innocent”. Somewhere between March and April of 2013, the term “green tea bitch” (GTB) emerged on Chinese social media platforms.

Weibo netizens joined in a collective effort to formulate a suitable definition of what a ‘green tea bitch’ actually is. As a result, a short essay was composed and shared online.

The essay lists twenty-four different characteristics of a GTB. ‘Green tea bitch’ is not the first term to categorize young Chinese women in an overall derogatory manner. Other examples include ‘coffee bitch’, ‘black tea bitch’ or ‘milk tea bitch’.

69% of atbs are green tea bitches. highly seductive and manipulative. objective is not your love but the green money in your bank account.

 

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