Read something on Lee Kuan Yew facebook that's..........about as porno as I dare to come:
Hi all,
I am Poh Lum Pa.
I am a fan of Frank Lampard of Chelsea FC.
I am here to carry balls. All kinds of balls. Big balls, small balls, heavy balls, light balls, and most of all, hairy balls.
I make a career out of fetching balls.
Fetching balls at tennis matches, football matches, rugby matches.
The tough ones are not at cricket or baseball matches.
The tough ones are when you fetch balls at parleementary sessions.
Sometimes if you are not nimble enough, you kenna whipped by the parleementary whipper.
My family lineage were all in the same business.
Once upon a time, this business was quite lucrative. In the China of old, called the middle kingdom, eunuches were volunteering like there was no tomorrow.
So it was then such an event when they were de-balled, their balls had to be recorded, filed and stored so that they can be returned when they retire from the public eunuch service.
Carrying these balls to the storage vaults was like 20 times normal pay because not only do you have balls that are hairy, they are also bloody.
The pay was good.
You know these de-balled balls were quite scary to handle.
The eunuches had their...ermm...manhood removed together with their balls, and these manhoods were still attached to their balls when they were detached together...it's getting quite confusing describing the procedure isn't it?
Anyway, these hairy bloody balls still attached to the manhoods were subject to what is referred as the dead cat bounce, the fish flip, or what the medical profession would refer as the final involuntary traumatic penile injury ejaculation.
So you can imagine why the pay was so lucrative?
Hi all,
I am Poh Lum Pa.
I am a fan of Frank Lampard of Chelsea FC.
I am here to carry balls. All kinds of balls. Big balls, small balls, heavy balls, light balls, and most of all, hairy balls.
I make a career out of fetching balls.
Fetching balls at tennis matches, football matches, rugby matches.
The tough ones are not at cricket or baseball matches.
The tough ones are when you fetch balls at parleementary sessions.
Sometimes if you are not nimble enough, you kenna whipped by the parleementary whipper.
My family lineage were all in the same business.
Once upon a time, this business was quite lucrative. In the China of old, called the middle kingdom, eunuches were volunteering like there was no tomorrow.
So it was then such an event when they were de-balled, their balls had to be recorded, filed and stored so that they can be returned when they retire from the public eunuch service.
Carrying these balls to the storage vaults was like 20 times normal pay because not only do you have balls that are hairy, they are also bloody.
The pay was good.
You know these de-balled balls were quite scary to handle.
The eunuches had their...ermm...manhood removed together with their balls, and these manhoods were still attached to their balls when they were detached together...it's getting quite confusing describing the procedure isn't it?
Anyway, these hairy bloody balls still attached to the manhoods were subject to what is referred as the dead cat bounce, the fish flip, or what the medical profession would refer as the final involuntary traumatic penile injury ejaculation.
So you can imagine why the pay was so lucrative?
