Chitchat Quotable Quotes: Chicken soup for the soul (pls contribute)

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Emo Philips
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A quick word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ”no”.


Woody Allen
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.


Oscar Wilde




 
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