Questions That I Have "Difficulty" Answering

[bigcockman]

Do you have friends, acquaintances, colleagues, family members or strangers who ask questions that are impossible or "difficult" to answer?

For example, the other day it was raining. I was with my lady boss in a meeting room. She asked me "Why is it raining?".

I felt like telling her You Stupid Dumb Blonde, How The Fuck I Know Why It is Raining!!! DO I LOOK LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY TO YOU?!?

Of course I didn't. I just replied : I don't know.

Why do people ask such questions?

Do you have any examples to share?

How did you respond to such impossible to answer questions?

 

[bigcockman]

Another person in my life that is fond of asking such "impossible to answer questions" is my mother.

Occasionally, she will call me and ask me to buy some groceries for her and send to her house.

And I will dutifully do as told.

Then when I deliver the groceries to her at her house, she will ask me such impossible to answer questions.

For example referring to a particular grocery item like broccoli or papaya or rice, she will ask "Why they increase price?"

Of course I won't be rude to her. I will just say "I don't know lah, never mind lah".

Then inside me, I will be like damn pissed off lor.

How the fuck I know why they increase price???

It could be thr manufacturer who increase the price or the retailer increase the price or simply some one some place in the supply chain of the item increase the price. How the fuck do I know who and why they increase the price???

 

[bigcockman]

Another idiot is my younger brother.

Over dinner, he will suddenly check his stupid 4D or Toto purchases on his mobile.

Then he will ask "Why never strike huh?".

 

[LordElrond]

So I gather from your posts who you think are dumb: your lady boss, your mother and your brother

 

[LordElrond]

But these questions can all be easily answered.

Why is is raining? Because the weather forecasts say so.

Why increase price? Because of inflation. In 1985 wanton noodle was $1.50.

Why never strike Toto? Because it’s not time yet.

See, easy peasy.

 

[Leongsam]

Do you have friends, acquaintances, colleagues, family members or strangers who ask questions that are impossible or "difficult" to answer?

For example, the other day it was raining. I was with my lady boss in a meeting room. She asked me "Why is it raining?".

I felt like telling her You Stupid Dumb Blonde, How The Fuck I Know Why It is Raining!!! DO I LOOK LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY TO YOU?!?

Of course I didn't. I just replied : I don't know.

Why do people ask such questions?

Do you have any examples to share?

How did you respond to such impossible to answer questions?

Best example is "why do I have to wear a mask?".

It's impossible to answer because the whole world knows that masks don't work.

 

[bigcockman]

So I gather from your posts who you think are dumb: your lady boss, your mother and your brother

I don't think they are dumb. I just find these impossible to answer questions irritating.

Even my current GF have this funny problem asking impossible to answer questions.

For example, when the weather is hot and sunny when we are outside of my condo, she will ask "Why is it so hot today?".

Inside me, I am like thinking : WTF, how do I know why exact it is so hot or cold today?!? Do I look like a climatologist it a meteorologist???

 

[Balls2U]

How did Pinky bring himself to screw Jinx and impregnate her twice?

 

[zhihau]

Why is the sky so high?
So just the birds can fly!
To land poop in your eye

 

[batman1]

Simple answer is to reply : I don't know.
Once the boss ask me why the sales was so low for a company.I said : I don't know.( But I was thinking : U should ask the project manager.Why ask me ? If u ask me,then I ask who ? LOL......)

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

Do you have friends, acquaintances, colleagues, family members or strangers who ask questions that are impossible or "difficult" to answer?

For example, the other day it was raining. I was with my lady boss in a meeting room. She asked me "Why is it raining?".

I felt like telling her You Stupid Dumb Blonde, How The Fuck I Know Why It is Raining!!! DO I LOOK LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY TO YOU?!?

Of course I didn't. I just replied : I don't know.

Why do people ask such questions?

Do you have any examples to share?

How did you respond to such impossible to answer questions?

very good Thread .

Worth min 2k views .

Jia Yu

 

[CoffeeAhSoh]

Another idiot is my younger brother.

Over dinner, he will suddenly check his stupid 4D or Toto purchases on his mobile.

Then he will ask "Why never strike huh?".

Gandhi Has the Answers

 

[bigcockman]

Why is the sky so high?
So just the birds can fly!
To land poop in your eye

Nope. It's not these type of stupid questions.

I don't know how to describe. But it's like they observe something and then they just spontaneously ask the question.

For example, like I was walking with my lady boss in a mall for lunch. Then as we approached the escalator was stationary and not functioning.

Then she would spontaneously ask : "Why escalators not working?"

Really, how the fuck I know why the escalators aren't working. Do I work in the mall's maintenance department???

 

[bigcockman]

Simple answer is to reply : I don't know.
Once the boss ask me why the sales was so low for a company.I said : I don't know.( But I was thinking : U should ask the project manager.Why ask me ? If u ask me,then I ask who ? LOL......)

Yes, this type of impossible to answer questions!

 

[Bacccarat]

Why is the sky so high?
So just the birds can fly!
To land poop in your eye

Lucky she nvr ask him if sheep produce cotton?

 

[nirvarq]

It’s probably call ‘small talks’.
Doesn’t really need the logical or scientific answers.

But irl if someone tell me like you did in this post.
I’ll usually just say…

“Ya lor… not everyone is as smart as you”

 

[Bacccarat]

I do overhear Idiots walking into a food court and one of the big idiot will utter,

"Why so crowded?".

 

[bigcockman]

I do overhear Idiots walking into a food court and one of the big idiot will utter,

"Why so crowded?".

Yes! This type of questions. How would I know why the fucking place is crowded?!?

 

[Bacccarat]

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Worth min 2k views .

Jia Yu

Yes,
always so entertaining and enriching to read BCM's postings.

Jia Yu.

 

[bigcockman]

Another example is in the MRT.

There was once the train stopped in the middle of the tunnel in the DTL line between Newton and Sevens station.

A lady who I did not know her at all looked at me and asked : Why the train suddenly stop?

Except replying I don't know and not to be rude to her, I really have no clue what to say.

Really WTF. How do I know why the automated DTL line train suddenly stopped in the tunnel between two stations?!?

Do I fucking look like the one controlling the automated trains in the god know fucking where Control Room?!?