Pro Familee lackeys to join National Library Censorship Sex Committee

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PEASANTPORE: The National Library Bastards (NLB) has set up an partisan sex consultative panel to wayang on its review of library materials, it said in a media release on Wednesday (Apr 15).

The 'jiat leow bee' Board first expressed interest in this initiative last year, after receiving negative feedback from X'tian fundamentalists on the pulling of two peasant children's book titles last year. The books were yanked off the shelves following complaints that they were not pro-x'tian.

One titled "And Tango Makes Three" is about two male penguins who form a couple and raise an egg together, presumably anti-X'tian. Interesting "The White Swan Express" features a female couple trying to adopt a child.

The Library Sex Consultative Bastards, which was set up on Apr 1, comprises 19 swines over-representing X'tian lobbyists, NLB said. Each member of the panel, headed by X'tian Mildred Tan, will serve a two-year term. The members are:

•Mildred Tan, Overpaid Managing Sales Agent, Ernst & Young Con-sultants

•Adeline Foo, Author and anti-pagan x'tian fundamentalist

•Asnida Daud, Sex Education Officer, Ministry of Evil

•Chan Cheow Pong, Associate Sex Editor, Lianhe Porn Papers

•Claire Tham, X'tian Author and Partner, Hin Tat Augustine & Partners

•Danny Yeo, Founder, Pure Talents with Bapoks

•Genevieve Low, X'tian Undergraduate, NTU

•Educated Ape Hadijah Bte Rahmat, Deputy Sex Head, Decadent Asiatic Group, National Institute of Asiatic Sex

•Imran Chng, Same Sex Manager, CPG Facilities Management

•Karen Sik, Principal Sex Psychologist, Ministry of Social Engineering,

•Dr Kumaran Rasappan, Sex Surgery Resident, Tan Tock Seng Hospital

•Lim Chin Chuan, Taxi driver for Ang Moh Paedophiles

•Michelle Khoo, Sex Postgraduate, LKY School of Despotism

•Penny Goh, Sex Partner/Head of Corporate Real Estate Legal Sales, Allen & Gledhill

•Raja Mohamad Bin Maiden, Managing Director, Sex Pillars

•Dr Shanmugam K, Head of Neh Neh Studies, SIM University

•Su Zhangkai, Founder, Manchurian Communist Language Centre

•Tan Boon Khai, Head, Global Sex Procurement for VIPs, CapitaLand

•Tan Ling Ling, Pro-Familee Clerk, Mayflower Primary School


The panel will provide NLB with its recommendations on library materials to serve X'tian values in reviewing NLB's collections, and will deny views from the public using stonewalling tactics.

Jane Austen followers are very strong, now they invade all social media to say Bapoks must be accorded Sex and Family rights. As X'tians, cannot lah. Since we cannot whack pagans openly (see Ronny Tan case), we switch target and bombard the Bapoks.

Our libraries are public learning spaces for the community to learn about X'tian values. By providing perspectives from X'tian experiences, I hope that this panel will suppress closet bapoks hiding in NLB to open up and declare their stand. Then we purge them next haa haa haa, hee hee hee, we X'tians so evil and clever when it cums to politicking.", sneered Midred Tan.

In a Facebook post, Propoganda Minister Yakult said the panel's recommendations will always considered as long they are loyal to Familee, never take potshots at Moslems and his foreign wife and US citizens children.

This will help the library promote monotheistic values and make life difficult for pagans and bapoks.
 
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Alamak, no problem lah. E-books can download.
 
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