Princeling Tan, spawn of Scion Tony Tan of the illustrious Tan started a fierce offensive to clear his tarnished name.
The Mouthpiece gleefully reports his stellar achievements, notably acting as page boy for more prominent Ang Moh researchers. Mouthpiece says Princeling Tan was involved in 'National Research' to solve the soil disease problem that routinely kill a few peasant serfs annually(while sparing the White Horses).
Mouthpiece and Mindef claimed Princeling Tan's research is sacred e.g. national security stuff and that Princeling Tan has served his time while acknowledging that more peasant children had to lan lan charge up hills thanks to their lesser papas.
The dumber peasants should read the book, 'Children of a lesser God' to understand the fury of lesser mortal peasants.
It is strange that Mindef allowed a few peasant serfs to die annually of soil disease but suddenly had the urgency to do something about it when Princeling Tan wants to cherry pick his National Serfship vocation.
The crux of the issue is many peasants had to delay their plans and waste 24 moons of their time doing the National Wayang. For example, Pianist Melvin Tan told he could not join the gay infested MDC despite his musical talent but somehow Princeling Tan was rewarded with a job that added value to his career resume.
Therefore we think the Big Balls Theorem is a good way to explain such injustice. If you papa has big balls, you can be assured of a good cushy life.
Another example of the Big Balls Theorem.
Arse Loong's son was a officer in the silly SAF. During one stint as a DO, he simply AWOL when the next DO failed to show up. He coolly wrote a complaint letter and ask the CoA (Chief of Army) to wake up and kick the balls of the regular DOs who are acting as mini-feudal lords. That certainly stirred a hornet's nest as many serfs wondered why Arse Loong's son was not charged with AWOL and made to carry sandbags. For the idiots, Arse Loong's son was slapped with a token fine and was packed to Uncle Sam for a free education trip.
Using the Big Balls Theorem, it is apparently the wastrel is simply abusing the fact that it is his papa and ah kong's army.... hence he could simply write silly letters to anyone he pleased despite his gabras.
Only in Singapore.
Nepotism.
The Mouthpiece gleefully reports his stellar achievements, notably acting as page boy for more prominent Ang Moh researchers. Mouthpiece says Princeling Tan was involved in 'National Research' to solve the soil disease problem that routinely kill a few peasant serfs annually(while sparing the White Horses).
Mouthpiece and Mindef claimed Princeling Tan's research is sacred e.g. national security stuff and that Princeling Tan has served his time while acknowledging that more peasant children had to lan lan charge up hills thanks to their lesser papas.
The dumber peasants should read the book, 'Children of a lesser God' to understand the fury of lesser mortal peasants.
It is strange that Mindef allowed a few peasant serfs to die annually of soil disease but suddenly had the urgency to do something about it when Princeling Tan wants to cherry pick his National Serfship vocation.
The crux of the issue is many peasants had to delay their plans and waste 24 moons of their time doing the National Wayang. For example, Pianist Melvin Tan told he could not join the gay infested MDC despite his musical talent but somehow Princeling Tan was rewarded with a job that added value to his career resume.
Therefore we think the Big Balls Theorem is a good way to explain such injustice. If you papa has big balls, you can be assured of a good cushy life.
Another example of the Big Balls Theorem.
Arse Loong's son was a officer in the silly SAF. During one stint as a DO, he simply AWOL when the next DO failed to show up. He coolly wrote a complaint letter and ask the CoA (Chief of Army) to wake up and kick the balls of the regular DOs who are acting as mini-feudal lords. That certainly stirred a hornet's nest as many serfs wondered why Arse Loong's son was not charged with AWOL and made to carry sandbags. For the idiots, Arse Loong's son was slapped with a token fine and was packed to Uncle Sam for a free education trip.
Using the Big Balls Theorem, it is apparently the wastrel is simply abusing the fact that it is his papa and ah kong's army.... hence he could simply write silly letters to anyone he pleased despite his gabras.
Only in Singapore.
Nepotism.
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