poetry competition

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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; A
university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, and then
allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word.
The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by
two
Destination - Timbuktu .
The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they
thought.
The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu


Guess who won ?:p
 
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