Please support my petition: Increase Sinkie ministars' tax-free salary by 200%

[dr.wailing]

Bros,

It should be obvious by now that our ministars are overworked and underpaid. An example is Dr Vivian Bala. who's unable to tackle the haze crisis because he's severely overworked and underpaid.

Please support our petition to increase our ministars' tax-free salary by at least 200%. In addition they should be entitled to the following benefits:

1. free hospitalization in first-class ward and medical visits (extended to family members and friends)
2. free first-class air travel with SIA (extended to family members and friends)
3. S$10,000 per month tax-free as pocket money to spend on gifts for family members and friends
4. free Iphones and Ipads of the latest models for self, family members and friends
5. S$20,000 per month for PUB bills (electriciy and water)
6. S$50,000 per month for expenses on cars (petrol, maintenance)
7. free Ferrari for family members who are qualified to drive
8. prority for family members who bid for government contracts
9. sabbatical leave of at least 6 months

 

[Agoraphobic]

Actually, since he can't do zilch about it, he should resign!

Cheers!