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in the beginning, mrt was stalled by a piece of chewing gum and so henceforth chewing gum was banned in singapore.
fast forward. not long ago, mrt was again stalled by a helium balloon. who they ban that too?
in the recent news, trains stalled again. this time it was rat. hmmm.... probably the rats migrated from the bt batok hill. it's a good thing, low thia khiang's WP didn't rule that ward or else like low said - they would "die" very ugly 死的很难看。
let me wildly predict....
the next stalling of the train could be due to a crush fat juicy cockroach. its disgusting body juices shorted the line.
the next next stalling...maybe a blurcock bat flew in, crashes with the train and yes again, short and stall the mighty train.
actually since it's gonna be HALLOWEEN soon, i bet the train shall stall again. this time the cause could be the unrested dead who killed themselves by jumping into on coming train.
now i hope i ve supplied enough possible reasons for their next mrt breakdown.
from cockroaches to unholy spirits, they ve such a wide range to choose their reasoning.
fast forward. not long ago, mrt was again stalled by a helium balloon. who they ban that too?
in the recent news, trains stalled again. this time it was rat. hmmm.... probably the rats migrated from the bt batok hill. it's a good thing, low thia khiang's WP didn't rule that ward or else like low said - they would "die" very ugly 死的很难看。
let me wildly predict....
the next stalling of the train could be due to a crush fat juicy cockroach. its disgusting body juices shorted the line.
the next next stalling...maybe a blurcock bat flew in, crashes with the train and yes again, short and stall the mighty train.
actually since it's gonna be HALLOWEEN soon, i bet the train shall stall again. this time the cause could be the unrested dead who killed themselves by jumping into on coming train.
now i hope i ve supplied enough possible reasons for their next mrt breakdown.
from cockroaches to unholy spirits, they ve such a wide range to choose their reasoning.
