PEASANTPORE: Train commuters in Peasantpore who exit 16 designated Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) stations in the city area before 7:45am on weekdays will be able to travel for free from 24 June. It is indeed a Jewish inspired gesture by pious No Porn Lui in his attempt to confound peasants howling for his blood, thanks to the cock up train services.
The Land Transport Arses (LTA) are embarking on a silly one-year trial of a free pre-peak travel scheme to better spread passenger load on commuter trains in the mornings. Yet the main question persists, what happens after 5PM when the hordes of peasants go home?
Transport Minion No Porn Lui finally summoned enough courage to make the silly announcement during a visit to Raffles Place Mrt station on Tuesday morning, said the trial will cost the taxpayers 10 million peanuts, a figure that will pay for 5 minions' stipends.
No Porn Lui reminded peasants: “I want to fucking assure peasants cost recovery this S$10 million peanut is assured. Baboons who are given parking or traffic summons need no appeal, especially in the town area. I just approve this experiment to shut the mouths of the farkers who kept lobbying for this Aussie inspired idea."
However No Porn Lui had no ready defense or reply when netizens moaned that this cheap experiment could cause a new peak. No Porn Lui gave the assurance that SMRT's inept Desperate Quack has assured him that there is enough capacity on the trains during the pre-peak period.
He said there money from Minion Tarman to provide more bailout funds for the fat cat transport cartels to improve the capacity and frequency of trains further.
Netizens moaned that the 50-cent travel discount is a mirage in its original form for travel before 7.45am will now be offered from 7:45am to 8am.
LTA aims to get more merchants to 'convince their employees to take advantage of the free travel scheme and cum to work earlier'.
Flower Vase Minion of Regime for Transport Josephine Teo managed to cobble something intelligent for public consumption: “Merchants love this idea. Their peasants and serfs can cum earlier to work and leave later beyond 6PM, hence we are able to get a 10 hour work day for just 50 cents! Indeed value for money! But there are rumours that renowned penny pinching Minion Chan 'Kee-Chiew' is now proposing up to 90% cheaper ERP rates for early birds like him."
SMRT's Desperate Quack said it is in discussion with LTA to work out the cost recovery details and discretionary financial incentives in support of the one-year trial for free travel. It is expected LTA will formally request for more bailout from Tarman to fund this silly exercise. It is understood that LTA has sent a notice to Peasants Representatives' that traffic summons around the 16 SMRT stations will NOT BE ENTERTAINED.
The Land Transport Arses (LTA) are embarking on a silly one-year trial of a free pre-peak travel scheme to better spread passenger load on commuter trains in the mornings. Yet the main question persists, what happens after 5PM when the hordes of peasants go home?
Transport Minion No Porn Lui finally summoned enough courage to make the silly announcement during a visit to Raffles Place Mrt station on Tuesday morning, said the trial will cost the taxpayers 10 million peanuts, a figure that will pay for 5 minions' stipends.
No Porn Lui reminded peasants: “I want to fucking assure peasants cost recovery this S$10 million peanut is assured. Baboons who are given parking or traffic summons need no appeal, especially in the town area. I just approve this experiment to shut the mouths of the farkers who kept lobbying for this Aussie inspired idea."
However No Porn Lui had no ready defense or reply when netizens moaned that this cheap experiment could cause a new peak. No Porn Lui gave the assurance that SMRT's inept Desperate Quack has assured him that there is enough capacity on the trains during the pre-peak period.
He said there money from Minion Tarman to provide more bailout funds for the fat cat transport cartels to improve the capacity and frequency of trains further.
Netizens moaned that the 50-cent travel discount is a mirage in its original form for travel before 7.45am will now be offered from 7:45am to 8am.
LTA aims to get more merchants to 'convince their employees to take advantage of the free travel scheme and cum to work earlier'.
Flower Vase Minion of Regime for Transport Josephine Teo managed to cobble something intelligent for public consumption: “Merchants love this idea. Their peasants and serfs can cum earlier to work and leave later beyond 6PM, hence we are able to get a 10 hour work day for just 50 cents! Indeed value for money! But there are rumours that renowned penny pinching Minion Chan 'Kee-Chiew' is now proposing up to 90% cheaper ERP rates for early birds like him."
SMRT's Desperate Quack said it is in discussion with LTA to work out the cost recovery details and discretionary financial incentives in support of the one-year trial for free travel. It is expected LTA will formally request for more bailout from Tarman to fund this silly exercise. It is understood that LTA has sent a notice to Peasants Representatives' that traffic summons around the 16 SMRT stations will NOT BE ENTERTAINED.
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