Phony Tan proved his relative incompetence once again. Throughout his life, he is lucky to be born in a rich family whose connections secured many easy cushy assignments. He ride on his family name to fame and wealth, securing easy National Serfships for his sons as simple entitlements.
Thanks to his family ties and loyalty to Baba Emperor, he was appointed as the Rubber Stamp president after a procedural election. The first statements he made proved to be his guffaw. During a pagan Mooncake festival at the Zoo, he remarked that wholesome activities should be organised. Seizing the chance to cook some curry, the newly appointed Lackey of the Zoo (Isabibi Loh) unilaterally banned Halloween, stating such a pagan celebration will upset the influential bigwigs (Phony Tan), x'tians and jewish deity fans. Clever peasants will immediately realise Baba Emperor worshiped the jewish deity in his earlier days.
However no lackey and minion have the guts to point out that both Casinos ought to be relocated to St John Island with Phony Tan's exhortation to ban unwholesome activities. Phony Tan ought to remind the rulers of Peasantpore to quit their feudal lord mentality and serve as leaders. Alas, that is wishful thinking and Phony Tan may be putting in place, measures to ensure his grandchildren serve as 'Military Scientists' when they turn 18.
Such hypocrisy is prevalent in Peasantpore given the rampant nepotism and cronyism. In addition, the x'tians and jewish deity fans, despite their ardent zeal to deal with the bapoks and pagans, have no intention of opposing the regime when it come up with silly corrupting policies e.g. Casinos and anti-peasant campaigns e.g. 1970s forced abortions. The Roman Catholics, pro-life zealots were reduced to a collective bunch of eunuchs when Baba Emperor tried his hand on Nazi inspired Eugenics.
Thanks to his family ties and loyalty to Baba Emperor, he was appointed as the Rubber Stamp president after a procedural election. The first statements he made proved to be his guffaw. During a pagan Mooncake festival at the Zoo, he remarked that wholesome activities should be organised. Seizing the chance to cook some curry, the newly appointed Lackey of the Zoo (Isabibi Loh) unilaterally banned Halloween, stating such a pagan celebration will upset the influential bigwigs (Phony Tan), x'tians and jewish deity fans. Clever peasants will immediately realise Baba Emperor worshiped the jewish deity in his earlier days.
However no lackey and minion have the guts to point out that both Casinos ought to be relocated to St John Island with Phony Tan's exhortation to ban unwholesome activities. Phony Tan ought to remind the rulers of Peasantpore to quit their feudal lord mentality and serve as leaders. Alas, that is wishful thinking and Phony Tan may be putting in place, measures to ensure his grandchildren serve as 'Military Scientists' when they turn 18.
Such hypocrisy is prevalent in Peasantpore given the rampant nepotism and cronyism. In addition, the x'tians and jewish deity fans, despite their ardent zeal to deal with the bapoks and pagans, have no intention of opposing the regime when it come up with silly corrupting policies e.g. Casinos and anti-peasant campaigns e.g. 1970s forced abortions. The Roman Catholics, pro-life zealots were reduced to a collective bunch of eunuchs when Baba Emperor tried his hand on Nazi inspired Eugenics.
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